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Serge, not only did I not fuck up the date with the chinese girl, I bagged her on date number 1.
And here's how it went.
I went and picked her up, made some small talk, showed her the place, had some wine.
Then went out to sushi. This girl speaks japanese very well too! She ordered all sorts of stuff, we go through a buncha socki (sp) and Asahi (beer).
We hit this nice bar nearby, goodbar, has a great intimate back room with candlelight and live accoustic guitar playing/singing.
I plow her with Long Island Ice Teas (or as she calls Long I Tea) and we listen to music and I kissed her on the cheek...she liked it...kissed her on the lips and started feeling her up.
Then I go to french kiss her. OK....she just like...sticks out her tounge a little bit and closes her lips. It was hillarious....I had to jam my tounge in her mouth forcibly.
Anyway, we start feeling each other up etc...I go to the bathroom and call my temporary roomie and tell him to split, he sets up candles and music and puts the disco lights on.
I bring her back, start making out with her.....took her clothes off and had her in bed in like 2 minutes.
I'd NEVER been so complimented about my performance IN MY WHOLE LIFE. This girl was SHREEKING just by me kissing her nipples.
She had several orgasms...could feel the contractions. She was so loud and was yelling in chinese and stuff....and their version of "ohh ohh ohh ohh" is much different! More like "hing hing hing ooeey ooeey ooeyyy ayi ayi ayi".
After all this, we hang for a bit and I'm like....so....crobar? She said she was all tired from her finals and drunk as hell (a real lightweight) and wanted to go home and sleep! Wow!
Picked her up at 7:30 was having sex with her by 11.....had her home by 1.
I think dating asian girls who havent been here for too long is all I can do now! She was very very intelligent, speaks like 4 or 5 languages, very interesting to converse with, even though she has to repeat herself sometimes.....
AND She said she was really glad I took her to that sushi place and said she really loved it!!!
I'm one happy boy!
Serge....fuck the natnet pool....wanna bet on my future dates?
Originally posted by pushpills@Aug 27 2004, 01:25 AM She was very very intelligent, speaks like 4 or 5 languages, very interesting to converse with, even though she has to repeat herself sometimes.....
i call that bullshit ...
but hey did you ask her how the boat ride to America was?
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interesting date..so I guess u'll be seeing her again??
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Originally posted by Sabby@Aug 27 2004, 10:56 AM She said she was all tired from her finals and drunk as hell (a real lightweight) and wanted to go home and sleep! Wow!
Translation:
She didnt want to sleep over because her boyfriend/husband is waiting for her at home.
Sabby
I was thinking more along the lines of all the air was leaking out of her and Steve was too tired to blow her back up.
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Originally posted by Sabby@Aug 27 2004, 09:56 AM She said she was all tired from her finals and drunk as hell (a real lightweight) and wanted to go home and sleep! Wow!
Translation:
She didnt want to sleep over because her boyfriend/husband is waiting for her at home.
Sabby
LOL
it's possible! but I doubt it. She's on the fast-track business thing at uic and has a final every 2 weeks on wednesday.
She doesn't seem like a liar. The chinese gals are a loyal people,,,unline chinese-americans
I still say there is something fishy about the whole I am too drunk and tired I need to go home excuse... Any drunk and tired person would just roll over and crash after sex and sleep it off... she just didnt want to have to see you again in the morning.
Sabby
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Originally posted by Vick@Aug 27 2004, 10:36 AM Steve love 'um long time
Can you get her to do your laundry on the next date?
Light starch please
Hmmm, now there's a good idea.
Their culture is very different and from what I gather the man really takes control,,,,,and after dinner nice conversation and drinks....I get to do whatever I want, as far as I can tell.
Maybe after our next date I'll see if I can get some laundry and ironing done.
Originally posted by Sabby@Aug 27 2004, 10:54 AM I still say there is something fishy about the whole I am too drunk and tired I need to go home excuse... Any drunk and tired person would just roll over and crash after sex and sleep it off... she just didnt want to have to see you again in the morning.
Sabby
Well she knew my buddy was comming home soon....I had called him and told him to split for a couple hours.
I explained that he is living here for a couple months. (1 br). The chinese wouldn't impose.
Or maybee she works the late shift at a dry-cleaners....who knows.
Look you're a grown man and can do what you want but something to think about if you haven't already
In all these stories of your conquests I have yet to have anything about a condom
If you and girls are fucking on the first date how many other people are you all doing this with?
Guess what, every person your Asian friend has slept with so have you now
and if you go back and fuck your film school girl now she's fucked everyone the asian girl has fucked and so on and so forth
Like I said you're a grown man and can do what you like but maybe a moments thought to responsibility
You might not beat the odds forever and then everyone you've fucked has the same problem - they're fucked
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Vick, I use jimmy hats, even though they suck. I've only not used condoms with 3 girls, my first gf, another gf who we both got tested before hand, and the film school girl you speak of who'd only been with her first boyfriend before me. And I got tested when I got a checkup 2 months ago and am clean.
I agree, if she'd fuck me first date...who knows how many times this has happened? Judging by her orgasmic sounds, none in the u.s., but nevertheless.
I wouldn't throw my life away and the lives of my future partners over 10 seconds of oooozing.
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I had to check the address bar to make sure this wasn't go fuck thyself.
Steve, write a penthouse letter next time.
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when someone says they have finals and are quite drunk hence wanting to go home, for both sexes it is a polite way of saying i do not want to stay over, i am not interested and i prefer to be polite and not hurt your feelings.
the quite drunk was a dead give away because anyone would want to at least sleep it off and knowing chinese/japanese students, most would not go out and get drunk the night before an exam. they are too goal oriented and take their studies too seriously (which is probably why they are more successful then we americans).
Cassie, you missed a few things. She does not HAVE finals comming up, she had them the day before. And she was never invited to stay over and she knew it.
She did ask if I wanted to crash over there. I said I'm not ready to sleep yet.
I'm not saying it's not possible she just wanted to get laid and go away....but she sure seemed to want to set something else up during the cab ride back to her place. Only time will tell.
Originally posted by pushpills@Aug 27 2004, 03:58 PM Cassie, you missed a few things. She does not HAVE finals comming up, she had them the day before. And she was never invited to stay over and she knew it.
She did ask if I wanted to crash over there. I said I'm not ready to sleep yet.
I'm not saying it's not possible she just wanted to get laid and go away....but she sure seemed to want to set something else up during the cab ride back to her place. Only time will tell.
isnt kinda refreshing to have someone do the deed and then WANT to leave?
no headaches, no in the morning bs.
if she were my daughter, i would prefer her not to fuck someone hours after she met that person but i can see how things are changing more rapid then i can keep up so.......
make sure you're a trojan man.
you only live once and you're young. go have fun and hopefully these experiences (sexual or otherwise) you are having now, will bring you closer to want you want down the road.
Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Aug 27 2004, 05:49 PM FUCK BUDDIES RULE!!!
Need to find me one. Haven't had a fuck buddy since before I started dating my wife!!
Contact some old girlfriends! Old lovers are the best fuck buddies - you already know it won't work as an exclusive relationship because you already tried. And they know where everything is so there's no training involved
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