Serge, not only did I not fuck up the date with the chinese girl, I bagged her on date number 1.


And here's how it went.


I went and picked her up, made some small talk, showed her the place, had some wine.

Then went out to sushi. This girl speaks japanese very well too! She ordered all sorts of stuff, we go through a buncha socki (sp) and Asahi (beer).


We hit this nice bar nearby, goodbar, has a great intimate back room with candlelight and live accoustic guitar playing/singing.


I plow her with Long Island Ice Teas (or as she calls Long I Tea) and we listen to music and I kissed her on the cheek...she liked it...kissed her on the lips and started feeling her up.


Then I go to french kiss her. OK....she just like...sticks out her tounge a little bit and closes her lips. It was hillarious....I had to jam my tounge in her mouth forcibly.


Anyway, we start feeling each other up etc...I go to the bathroom and call my temporary roomie and tell him to split, he sets up candles and music and puts the disco lights on.

I bring her back, start making out with her.....took her clothes off and had her in bed in like 2 minutes.


I'd NEVER been so complimented about my performance IN MY WHOLE LIFE. This girl was SHREEKING just by me kissing her nipples.

She had several orgasms...could feel the contractions. She was so loud and was yelling in chinese and stuff....and their version of "ohh ohh ohh ohh" is much different! More like "hing hing hing ooeey ooeey ooeyyy ayi ayi ayi".


After all this, we hang for a bit and I'm like....so....crobar? She said she was all tired from her finals and drunk as hell (a real lightweight) and wanted to go home and sleep! Wow!

Picked her up at 7:30 was having sex with her by 11.....had her home by 1.


I think dating asian girls who havent been here for too long is all I can do now! She was very very intelligent, speaks like 4 or 5 languages, very interesting to converse with, even though she has to repeat herself sometimes.....



AND She said she was really glad I took her to that sushi place and said she really loved it!!!

I'm one happy boy!

:bdance: :bjump: :cdance: :bdance: :bjump: :cdance: :bdance:



Serge....fuck the natnet pool....wanna bet on my future dates?

Let me show her Saucerhead and you will be crying like Juicy.

Anyone is big compared to juicy....what a disturbing video that was.

Anyone is big compared to juicy....what a disturbing video that was. [/b][/quote]
You know its bad when someone gets their thumb in the way of your cock head. hahaha

there's 40 seconds of my life i'll never get back

steve, please promise never to post details of your sexual encounters again.

*shaking head*

I promise I WILL post details of my sexual encounters again.

i call that bullshit ...

but hey did you ask her how the boat ride to America was? :D

...and the best people who made it in this business were challenged by me that they can't
;-))

woiks every time! people LOVE to prove me wrong!
;-)))

Steve, don't do it for cj's sake anymore, ONLY do it for mine
;-))

I like to watch
;-))))

Steve, you require more attention than the average person, right? :lol:

This thread is useless without photos!

:yowsa:

that's the understatement of the year...

interesting date..so I guess u'll be seeing her again?? :hic:

So you had to get her drunk...

She said she was all tired from her finals and drunk as hell (a real lightweight) and wanted to go home and sleep! Wow!


Translation:

She didnt want to sleep over because her boyfriend/husband is waiting for her at home.


Sabby:)

I was thinking more along the lines of all the air was leaking out of her and Steve was too tired to blow her back up.

I was thinking more along the lines of all the air was leaking out of her and Steve was too tired to blow her back up. [/b][/quote]
Hahahahahaha


Sabby:)

Translation - Wrong hole but you have little pee-pee si it don't matter much :D

I had to do it


Also MikeAI is right , we need pics to fill in the gaps of the story

Steve love 'um long time
Can you get her to do your laundry on the next date?
Light starch please

Sigbot got a big dinner coming!

...and the best people who made it in this business were challenged by me that they can't
;-))

woiks every time! people LOVE to prove me wrong!
;-))) [/b][/quote]

:okthumb:

I'll have to snap some sometime.

Sure, why not?

Tough to say....I offered to take her out to dinner and for drinks....getting drunk kinda fits right in.

LOL

it's possible! but I doubt it. She's on the fast-track business thing at uic and has a final every 2 weeks on wednesday.


She doesn't seem like a liar. The chinese gals are a loyal people,,,unline chinese-americans :)

I still say there is something fishy about the whole I am too drunk and tired I need to go home excuse... Any drunk and tired person would just roll over and crash after sex and sleep it off... she just didnt want to have to see you again in the morning.


Sabby:)

Hmmm, now there's a good idea.


Their culture is very different and from what I gather the man really takes control,,,,,and after dinner nice conversation and drinks....I get to do whatever I want, as far as I can tell.


Maybe after our next date I'll see if I can get some laundry and ironing done.


She DID give me a backrub without me asking. :)

LOL

it's possible! but I doubt it. She's on the fast-track business thing at uic and has a final every 2 weeks on wednesday.


She doesn't seem like a liar. The chinese gals are a loyal people,,,unline chinese-americans :) [/b][/quote]
Hahaha yeah right!!!

I used to have an asian woman working in my cam studio.

She was 47 years old (looked under 30 - with big fake tits), married to a University professor, AND had a boyfriend on the side... Both of them still couldnt keep her satisfied so she did cam cause she liked it not because she needed the money.

I really miss her.. she was great, the members loved her and she made a fortune!!


Sabby:)

Well she knew my buddy was comming home soon....I had called him and told him to split for a couple hours.

I explained that he is living here for a couple months. (1 br). The chinese wouldn't impose. :)


Or maybee she works the late shift at a dry-cleaners....who knows.

Hahaha yeah right!!!

I used to have an asian woman working in my cam studio.

She was 47 years old (looked under 30 - with big fake tits), married to a University professor, AND had a boyfriend on the side... Both of them still couldnt keep her satisfied so she did cam cause she liked it not because she needed the money.

I really miss her.. she was great, the members loved her and she made a fortune!!


Sabby:) [/b][/quote]
Well yea....she'd been in the states too long.

I now know who to date....asians who have been here less than 3 months and hopefully never had the dick of a 6 4 american giant!

Ahahaahhha!! :lol: :lol:

Steve, don't do it for cj's sake anymore, ONLY do it for mine
;-))

I like to watch
;-)))) [/b][/quote]
I'll put a "warning CJ" description under thread.

Funny, that's the same thing she said after sex with Steve :D



Oh, Oh it's too easy, can't stop myself

Funny, that's the same thing she said after sex with Steve :D



Oh, Oh it's too easy, can't stop myself [/b][/quote]
:lol:

Asian fever.

I don't see how you whitebois get caught up in it.

Steve , thanks for taking my jokes good natured

Look you're a grown man and can do what you want but something to think about if you haven't already

In all these stories of your conquests I have yet to have anything about a condom

If you and girls are fucking on the first date how many other people are you all doing this with?

Guess what, every person your Asian friend has slept with so have you now
and if you go back and fuck your film school girl now she's fucked everyone the asian girl has fucked and so on and so forth

Like I said you're a grown man and can do what you like but maybe a moments thought to responsibility

You might not beat the odds forever and then everyone you've fucked has the same problem - they're fucked :(

Vick, I use jimmy hats, even though they suck. I've only not used condoms with 3 girls, my first gf, another gf who we both got tested before hand, and the film school girl you speak of who'd only been with her first boyfriend before me. And I got tested when I got a checkup 2 months ago and am clean.

I agree, if she'd fuck me first date...who knows how many times this has happened? Judging by her orgasmic sounds, none in the u.s., but nevertheless.


I wouldn't throw my life away and the lives of my future partners over 10 seconds of oooozing.


Thank's for the concern. :)

:okthumb: :okthumb: Steve


I came from a time before AIDS, was a different world then

Was really a part of the sex, drugs and rock-n-roll generation

.....shutup

Serge continues to inspire!!

I had to check the address bar to make sure this wasn't go fuck thyself.

Steve, write a penthouse letter next time.

Alex

Ah yes - all you needed was the pill and the local Planned Parenthood office or college infirmary would hand them out like candy :)

All you needed was big long hair, clothes from Rave, makeup and a lot of attitude


Long leg and short skirts
Those girls get me where it hurts
I can't wait to get my hands on them
I won't give up until they give in

Now I'm not looking for a love that will last
I need a shot and I need it fast


or

Baby knows wherever she goes she's got sex action

or

10 seconds to love

Bring a girl friend, maybe bring two
A got a camera, make a star outta you

this is what makes men and women similar......

when someone says they have finals and are quite drunk hence wanting to go home, for both sexes it is a polite way of saying i do not want to stay over, i am not interested and i prefer to be polite and not hurt your feelings.

the quite drunk was a dead give away because anyone would want to at least sleep it off and knowing chinese/japanese students, most would not go out and get drunk the night before an exam. they are too goal oriented and take their studies too seriously (which is probably why they are more successful then we americans).

dont get your hopes/ego up there kiddo.

funny read though :biglaugh:

Cassie, you missed a few things. She does not HAVE finals comming up, she had them the day before. And she was never invited to stay over and she knew it.


She did ask if I wanted to crash over there. I said I'm not ready to sleep yet.


I'm not saying it's not possible she just wanted to get laid and go away....but she sure seemed to want to set something else up during the cab ride back to her place. Only time will tell. :redance:

isnt kinda refreshing to have someone do the deed and then WANT to leave?

no headaches, no in the morning bs.

if she were my daughter, i would prefer her not to fuck someone hours after she met that person but i can see how things are changing more rapid then i can keep up so.......

make sure you're a trojan man.

you only live once and you're young. go have fun and hopefully these experiences (sexual or otherwise) you are having now, will bring you closer to want you want down the road.

isnt kinda refreshing to have someone do the deed and then WANT to leave?

no headaches, no in the morning bs.

if she were my daughter, i would prefer her not to fuck someone hours after she met that person but i can see how things are changing more rapid then i can keep up so.......

make sure you're a trojan man.

you only live once and you're young. go have fun and hopefully these experiences (sexual or otherwise) you are having now, will bring you closer to want you want down the road. [/b][/quote]
FUCK BUDDIES RULE!!!

Need to find me one. Haven't had a fuck buddy since before I started dating my wife!! :o

Contact some old girlfriends! Old lovers are the best fuck buddies - you already know it won't work as an exclusive relationship because you already tried. And they know where everything is so there's no training involved B)

And of course, they already know all your faults :okthumb:

Anyone is big compared to juicy....what a disturbing video that was. [/b][/quote]
what video?

i call that bullshit ...

but hey did you ask her how the boat ride to America was? :D [/b][/quote]
lasted longer, was wetter, and probably more pleasant;)

Contact some old girlfriends! Old lovers are the best fuck buddies - you already know it won't work as an exclusive relationship because you already tried. And they know where everything is so there's no training involved B)

And of course, they already know all your faults :okthumb: [/b][/quote]
Seeing as I had my last girlfriend before I started dating my wife 11 years ago it would be kinda hard to look em up again. Especially since I have less than zero desire to ever move back to my hometown!! :D