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Old 08-15-2007   #1
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Default Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??

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Old 08-15-2007   #2
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Default Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??

Ok, since noone wants to pony on up with an answer then we will try a different question perhaps. hmmm..

Ok then, would screwing an inflatable goat be beastie???



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Ok then, would screwing an inflatable goat be beastie???

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Figured I'd get your attention in that one.

Inflatable goats Helix, not real goats. I would not screw Jebus dammit.









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Doesn't matter in this thread. This is not a hypothetical question I am asking here. Ooops, gotta go, lawyer is returning my call
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Fucking lawyers and their nit picking. Like it really matters whether it is an inflatable sheep/goat or a stuffed sheep/goat (and he thinks he's being funny when he says "when I say stuffed I am refering of course to the condition prior to the alledged action not during". Fucking lawyer humor for you, go figger)
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I wouldn't be surprised if the bible thumpers would be offended and consider it to be beastiality.
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Wtf? That's just sick.

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why sheep? why not reindeer?
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Hey? Has anyone ever stuck a gerbil up they're bunghole and let it run around and wiggle around in there for awhile????

WHOA it's quite the sensation !!!
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Default Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??

Since it's legal to fuck dead animals in most states because once they're dead they're considered inanimate objects, I would guess that fake animals would be safe.

It's still sick though.
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use your fucking brain......or go make another widget and get your sorry ass on another tv programme.
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use your fucking brain......or go make another widget and get your sorry ass on another tv programme.
There's that damn noise again.....I wish someone would fix that squeak. Or, at least, you know, give it a dictionary or spell checker.

Being a Jackass is so much more idiotic when you can't spell correctly.
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There's that damn noise again.....I wish someone would fix that squeak. Or, at least, you know, give it a dictionary or spell checker.

Being a Jackass is so much more idiotic when you can't spell correctly.
oh! i should have the habit of rechecking posts.
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