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sarettah 08-15-2007 03:19 PM

Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
Or just sick?


expiring minds want to know... :huh:

sarettah 08-15-2007 04:47 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
Ok, since noone wants to pony on up with an answer then we will try a different question perhaps. hmmm..

Ok then, would screwing an inflatable goat be beastie???



Thank you for your cooperation in this very important matter.

EmporerEJ 08-15-2007 04:56 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
I'll go you one more closer to my heart.....

Would Virtual Live sex constitute prostitution?

helix 08-15-2007 05:06 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 792651)
Ok then, would screwing an inflatable goat be beastie???


Grrr

sarettah 08-15-2007 05:10 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by helix (Post 792657)
Grrr

Figured I'd get your attention in that one.

Inflatable goats Helix, not real goats. I would not screw Jebus dammit.









I leave that for you

Toby 08-15-2007 05:11 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by helix (Post 792657)
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 792651)
Ok then, would screwing an inflatable goat be beastie???

Grrr

Oh my, you don't fuck with Jebus. :nono2:

sarettah 08-15-2007 05:11 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 792654)
I'll go you one more closer to my heart.....

Would Virtual Live sex constitute prostitution?



Doesn't matter in this thread. This is not a hypothetical question I am asking here. Ooops, gotta go, lawyer is returning my call :unsure:

sarettah 08-15-2007 05:17 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
Fucking lawyers and their nit picking. Like it really matters whether it is an inflatable sheep/goat or a stuffed sheep/goat (and he thinks he's being funny when he says "when I say stuffed I am refering of course to the condition prior to the alledged action not during". Fucking lawyer humor for you, go figger)

helix 08-15-2007 05:51 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
I wouldn't be surprised if the bible thumpers would be offended and consider it to be beastiality.

Rcourt64 08-15-2007 06:25 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
The family is not happy with these comments :(
http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/sheep.jpg

riabanana 08-16-2007 11:52 AM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
Wtf? That's just sick.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/theasss.5.gif

hndsomegardener 08-16-2007 01:44 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
why sheep? why not reindeer?:yowsa:

Rcourt64 08-16-2007 01:54 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
Hey? Has anyone ever stuck a gerbil up they're bunghole and let it run around and wiggle around in there for awhile????

WHOA :blink: it's quite the sensation !!! :butt2:

EmporerEJ 08-16-2007 02:11 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 792660)
Doesn't matter in this thread. This is not a hypothetical question I am asking here. Ooops, gotta go, lawyer is returning my call :unsure:

You're shitting me right?
Someone is actually after you on this?

Nymph 08-16-2007 07:02 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 792801)
Hey? Has anyone ever stuck a gerbil up they're bunghole and let it run around and wiggle around in there for awhile????

WHOA :blink: it's quite the sensation !!! :butt2:

I don't even want to know how you know this :blink:

Hammer 08-16-2007 09:43 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
Since it's legal to fuck dead animals in most states because once they're dead they're considered inanimate objects, I would guess that fake animals would be safe.

It's still sick though.

softball 08-16-2007 10:22 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 792806)
You're shitting me right?
Someone is actually after you on this?

use your fucking brain......or go make another widget and get your sorry ass on another tv programme.

EmporerEJ 08-17-2007 03:46 AM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 792859)
use your fucking brain......or go make another widget and get your sorry ass on another tv programme.

There's that damn noise again.....I wish someone would fix that squeak. Or, at least, you know, give it a dictionary or spell checker.

Being a Jackass is so much more idiotic when you can't spell correctly.

hndsomegardener 08-17-2007 02:25 PM

Re: Would screwing inflatable sheep be beastie??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 792894)
There's that damn noise again.....I wish someone would fix that squeak. Or, at least, you know, give it a dictionary or spell checker.

Being a Jackass is so much more idiotic when you can't spell correctly.

oh! i should have the habit of rechecking posts.


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