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Old 02-08-2006   #1
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Default Mail Order Husbands - What a fine selection of men!

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

Order yours today!
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Old 02-08-2006   #2
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are they still in prison or did some just got out?
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Equal opportunity mail order for the ladies!
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Old 02-08-2006   #4
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I am available for rental only.
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Old 02-08-2006   #5
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I am available for rental only.

lol- silly ass - OK explain your rental agreement. Serge (or anyone esle) if you were available as a rental husband what would be your rental agreement?

This should be good.
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that has to be a joke.. some parody site? Please tell me that isn't real!! :-O
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I deal in reality...and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
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My rental agreement would be really easy. We can be fuck buddies. Pick up the phone and tell me you want to have sex. I come over, we have sex and then I leave. :>))

How's that?
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I think I would rather stand in the middle of the street and pray for a bus to run over me.

Unless he has life insurance... in that case I'd push him out first... alledgedly..


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Old 02-08-2006   #10
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My rental agreement would be really easy. We can be fuck buddies. Pick up the phone and tell me you want to have sex. I come over, we have sex and then I leave. :>))

How's that?
wtf? you think that's such a novelity? lol

Fact there are plenty of women who can pick up the phone get laid, kick his ass out and keep his wallet!

Or call Sabby! Let me sell you life insurance first!
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My rental agreement would be really easy. We can be fuck buddies. Pick up the phone and tell me you want to have sex. I come over, we have sex and then I leave. :>))

How's that?
If you throw a few household repairs in there, it's a deal for me!
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If you throw a few household repairs in there, it's a deal for me!
Good one Peaches! lol

Singing that song "Handyman"
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Holy shit! hahahaha. Those pics are absurd. They would have to pay ME , not the other way around. Ugly dudes. I hope it's a joke
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