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Dianna Vesta

02-08-2006 10:18 AM

Mail Order Husbands - What a fine selection of men!

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

Order yours today!

Winetalk.com

02-08-2006 10:27 AM

Re: Mail Order Husbands - What a fine selection of men!

are they still in prison or did some just got out?
;)

TheEnforcer

02-08-2006 11:25 AM

Re: Mail Order Husbands - What a fine selection of men!

Equal opportunity mail order for the ladies! ;)

JoesHO

02-08-2006 11:49 AM

Re: Mail Order Husbands - What a fine selection of men!

I am available for rental only.

Dianna Vesta

02-08-2006 01:06 PM

Re: Mail Order Husbands - What a fine selection of men!

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO

I am available for rental only.

lol- silly ass - OK explain your rental agreement. Serge (or anyone esle) if you were available as a rental husband what would be your rental agreement?

This should be good.

WEGRuth

02-08-2006 01:43 PM

Re: Mail Order Husbands - What a fine selection of men!

that has to be a joke.. some parody site? Please tell me that isn't real!! :-O

selena

02-08-2006 02:13 PM

Re: Mail Order Husbands - What a fine selection of men!

Quote:

I deal in reality...and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.

:yowsa:

TheEnforcer

02-08-2006 03:17 PM

Re: Mail Order Husbands - What a fine selection of men!

My rental agreement would be really easy. We can be fuck buddies. Pick up the phone and tell me you want to have sex. I come over, we have sex and then I leave. :>))

How's that? :)

Sabby

02-08-2006 07:20 PM

Re: Mail Order Husbands - What a fine selection of men!

I think I would rather stand in the middle of the street and pray for a bus to run over me.

Unless he has life insurance... in that case I'd push him out first... alledgedly..

Sabby:flash:

Dianna Vesta

02-08-2006 07:27 PM

Re: Mail Order Husbands - What a fine selection of men!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

My rental agreement would be really easy. We can be fuck buddies. Pick up the phone and tell me you want to have sex. I come over, we have sex and then I leave. :>))

How's that? :)

wtf? you think that's such a novelity? lol

Fact there are plenty of women who can pick up the phone get laid, kick his ass out and keep his wallet!

Or call Sabby! Let me sell you life insurance first! :yowsa:

Peaches

02-08-2006 07:28 PM

Re: Mail Order Husbands - What a fine selection of men!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

My rental agreement would be really easy. We can be fuck buddies. Pick up the phone and tell me you want to have sex. I come over, we have sex and then I leave. :>))

How's that? :)

If you throw a few household repairs in there, it's a deal for me! :)

Dianna Vesta

02-08-2006 07:35 PM

Re: Mail Order Husbands - What a fine selection of men!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

If you throw a few household repairs in there, it's a deal for me! :)

Good one Peaches! lol

Singing that song "Handyman"

pornochick

02-08-2006 11:34 PM

Re: Mail Order Husbands - What a fine selection of men!

Holy shit! hahahaha. Those pics are absurd. They would have to pay ME , not the other way around. Ugly dudes. I hope it's a joke :nono2:

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