I definetly need a houseboy

selena · 10-14-2005

I am so inept about some things. I just finished putting together a little 6 bottle wine rack. I had to stop trying last night, because it was frustrating me so bad.

So I gave it another whirl this morning. I finally got it done, but now I am shaking so badly that I need a drink before 8:00 a.m.

Some Assembly Required is NOT my friend!

Peaches · 10-14-2005

I need a wife

selena · 10-14-2005

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Originally Posted by Peaches

I need a wife

I'll take one of those too. A wife *and* a houseboy.

Add in a sugar daddy, and life will be complete.

voodooman · 10-14-2005

Selena, I can be your houseboy Mon/Wed/Fri/ and every other weekend.

Peaches, Ill be your wife the rest of the time.

Funbrunette · 10-14-2005

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Originally Posted by voodooman

Selena, I can be your houseboy Mon/Wed/Fri/ and every other weekend.

Peaches, Ill be your wife the rest of the time.

Wow! Ladies looks like you've found some help!

Red · 10-14-2005

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Originally Posted by Peaches

I need a wife

I've been saying that for years.

selena · 10-14-2005

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Originally Posted by voodooman

Selena, I can be your houseboy Mon/Wed/Fri/ and every other weekend.

Peaches, Ill be your wife the rest of the time.

I'm pleased with the time division if it works for Peaches.

What about holidays? Who gets you then?

voodooman · 10-14-2005

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Originally Posted by selena

I'm pleased with the time division if it works for Peaches.

What about holidays? Who gets you then?

I think a mud wrestling contest would be in order to determine that.

Dravyk · 10-14-2005

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Originally Posted by voodooman

I think a mud wrestling contest would be in order to determine that.

Like the way you think!

voodooman · 10-14-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Like the way you think!

Apparently Serena and Peaches don't.

Winetalk.com · 10-14-2005

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Originally Posted by selena

I am so inept about some things. I just finished putting together a little 6 bottle wine rack. I had to stop trying last night, because it was frustrating me so bad.

So I gave it another whirl this morning. I finally got it done, but now I am shaking so badly that I need a drink before 8:00 a.m.

Some Assembly Required is NOT my friend!

I married "farm girl" and I never have those problems...

Queen Bitch · 10-14-2005

Maids rock. Men belong in bed, maids are for everything else lol

Timon · 10-15-2005

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Originally Posted by voodooman

Selena, I can be your houseboy Mon/Wed/Fri/ and every other weekend.

Peaches, Ill be your wife the rest of the time.

Houseboy?? Did your career as cockboy bomb? ;-)

I know you're good at playing the wifey but I have bad news for you, Peaches is not a guy so there isn't much in it for you ;-(

Sabby · 10-15-2005

I have a border staying with us now. He's great! He's installing hardwood floors in my house, he painted the cam rooms and put on a new door, he fixed my husband's plumbing disaster the other night, and he even runs to McDonald's to get me a Chicken Salad when I get hungry at 3 am!

All men should be so useful

Sabby

Trev · 10-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Sabby

I have a border staying with us now. He's great! He's installing hardwood floors in my house, he painted the cam rooms and put on a new door, he fixed my husband's plumbing disaster the other night, and he even runs to McDonald's to get me a Chicken Salad when I get hungry at 3 am!

All men should be so useful

Sabby

See, us practical men have our uses.

Timon · 10-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

See, us practical men have our uses.

I hear running (well strolling) to McDonalds is your special skill ;-)

Trev · 10-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Timon

I hear running (well strolling) to McDonalds is your special skill ;-)

I don't stroll, I meander and find myself there in the end

Timon · 10-15-2005

I refuse to eat McDonalds.... (they don't do home delivery)

Trev · 10-15-2005

Big Ed's does though, but you've got to live within 5 miles of his greasy little shit box.

NickPapageorgio · 10-15-2005

I made bacon and parmesan quiche this morning with coffee for my wife. Then cleaned the kitchen.

She's got me trained. 11 years of marriage'll do that to ya.

Trev · 10-15-2005

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

I made bacon and parmesan quiche this morning with coffee for my wife. Then cleaned the kitchen.

She's got me trained. 11 years of marriage'll do that to ya.

*COUGH* HOMO *COUGH*

NickPapageorgio · 10-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

*COUGH* HOMO *COUGH*

She says the same thing until I jam my cock into her mouth and make her call me big daddy. It's weird like that...

Trev · 10-15-2005

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

She says the same thing until I jam my cock into her mouth and make her call me big daddy. It's weird like that...

Just don't be thinking about jamming that thing in my mouth.

Timon · 10-15-2005

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

I made bacon and parmesan quiche this morning with coffee for my wife.

Bacon and cheese huh? Getting her nice and succulent for xmas? ;-))

JoesHO · 10-15-2005

Marry a filipino/filipina they can do it all.

Cleo · 10-15-2005

I've had a husband, I've had a wife. I've even had one that was a bit of both. Now I just have cats. It's a good thing I was raised around farms when I was young.

voodooman · 10-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Timon

Houseboy?? Did your career as cockboy bomb? ;-)

I know you're good at playing the wifey but I have bad news for you, Peaches is not a guy so there isn't much in it for you ;-(

I knew I could draw you out from behind the shadows some time.

Welcome back Cotter.

Trev · 10-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Cleo

I've had a husband, I've had a wife. I've even had one that was a bit of both. Now I just have cats. It's a good thing I was raised around farms when I was young.

You really do spark some weird kind of interest from me.

Nickatilynx · 10-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

You really do spark some weird kind of interest from me.

so would a strategically shaved orangutang.

Talking about which , where is Anthony...

;-)))

Trev · 10-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

so would a strategically shaved orangutang.

Talking about which , where is Anthony...

;-)))

Are you saying I'm easy....

Ok don't answer that...

selena · 10-17-2005

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Originally Posted by Sabby

I have a border staying with us now. He's great! He's installing hardwood floors in my house, he painted the cam rooms and put on a new door, he fixed my husband's plumbing disaster the other night, and he even runs to McDonald's to get me a Chicken Salad when I get hungry at 3 am!

All men should be so useful

Sabby

That's what I'm talkin' about, Sabby.

I think you are my new hero.

Heroine. Whatever you call it.

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