I definetly need a houseboy
 

I am so inept about some things. I just finished putting together a little 6 bottle wine rack. I had to stop trying last night, because it was frustrating me so bad.

So I gave it another whirl this morning. I finally got it done, but now I am shaking so badly that I need a drink before 8:00 a.m.

Some Assembly Required is NOT my friend!

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I need a wife :(

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I'll take one of those too. A wife *and* a houseboy.

Add in a sugar daddy, and life will be complete. ;)

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Selena, I can be your houseboy Mon/Wed/Fri/ and every other weekend.

Peaches, Ill be your wife the rest of the time.

;)

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Wow! Ladies looks like you've found some help! :)

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I've been saying that for years. :)

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I'm pleased with the time division if it works for Peaches.

What about holidays? Who gets you then?

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I think a mud wrestling contest would be in order to determine that.
;)

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Like the way you think! :okthumb:

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Apparently Serena and Peaches don't.

:(

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I married "farm girl" and I never have those problems...
;)

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Maids rock. Men belong in bed, maids are for everything else lol

:D

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Houseboy?? Did your career as cockboy bomb? ;-)

I know you're good at playing the wifey but I have bad news for you, Peaches is not a guy so there isn't much in it for you ;-(

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I have a border staying with us now. He's great! He's installing hardwood floors in my house, he painted the cam rooms and put on a new door, he fixed my husband's plumbing disaster the other night, and he even runs to McDonald's to get me a Chicken Salad when I get hungry at 3 am!

All men should be so useful :)


Sabby:flash:

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See, us practical men have our uses. :D

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I hear running (well strolling) to McDonalds is your special skill ;-)

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I don't stroll, I meander and find myself there in the end ;)

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I refuse to eat McDonalds.... (they don't do home delivery)

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Big Ed's does though, but you've got to live within 5 miles of his greasy little shit box. :unsure:

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I made bacon and parmesan quiche this morning with coffee for my wife. Then cleaned the kitchen. :) She's got me trained. 11 years of marriage'll do that to ya.

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*COUGH* HOMO *COUGH*





;)

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She says the same thing until I jam my cock into her mouth and make her call me big daddy. It's weird like that... :yowsa:

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Just don't be thinking about jamming that thing in my mouth. :p

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Bacon and cheese huh? Getting her nice and succulent for xmas? ;-))

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Marry a filipino/filipina they can do it all.

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I've had a husband, I've had a wife. I've even had one that was a bit of both. Now I just have cats. It's a good thing I was raised around farms when I was young.

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I knew I could draw you out from behind the shadows some time.

Welcome back Cotter.

:)

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You really do spark some weird kind of interest from me. :yowsa:

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so would a strategically shaved orangutang.

:)

Talking about which , where is Anthony...

:)


;-)))

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Are you saying I'm easy....



















Ok don't answer that... :unsure:

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That's what I'm talkin' about, Sabby.

I think you are my new hero.

Heroine. Whatever you call it. ;)