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Old 09-26-2005   #1
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Default But I Won't Do That!

Damn it, I saw this thread elsewhere ... plus there's the Dr. Pepper commercial ... so now I can't get it or the song out of my head. (That's ok, nice song actually.)

But it brings up that age old question ....

Meatloaf's "I'll Do Anything For Love" ... "But I Won't Do That!"

What won't he do?

Possibilities from the song ...

a) Never lie to her

b) Never stop dreaming of her every night of his life

c) Never forget her

d) Never leave her

e) Never screw around

f) Something else???

g) It's not in the song, he want's the listener to fill in the blank.
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Old 09-27-2005   #2
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My bf says...very charmingly I might add...'growl her out'.
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Old 09-27-2005   #3
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won't fist himself maybe?
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Old 09-27-2005   #4
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won't fist himself maybe?
If you can't fist yourself for love.... then it's not real love!
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Old 09-27-2005   #5
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Default Re: But I Won't Do That!

Other options exist ..

i) get married
j) have kids
k) give up golf
k) stop being cunty and honest about your arse looking big in that outfit
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Other options exist ..

i) get married
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k) give up golf
k) stop being cunty and honest about your arse looking big in that outfit
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Old 09-27-2005   #7
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I don't know whether your actually asking for the answer, Dravyk, or just having fun tormenting the hell out of people. (An admirable pursuit, by the way. )

The answer *is* in the song - or at least, the video version, so I'll just go "nya-nya, I know what it is!" to the group.
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Old 09-27-2005   #8
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He he'll do anything for love but take a shower. He gave up showers in 1979.
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Old 09-27-2005   #9
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Put put the toilet seat down.


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Learn how to sing!
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I can judge the size of a mall by the number of rows left my girlfriend has yet to cover in the "Warehouse of Shoes" by the time I get back from my trip around the entire thing.
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I can judge the size of a mall by the number of rows left my girlfriend has yet to cover in the "Warehouse of Shoes" by the time I get back from my trip around the entire thing.
I swear, I'm the only female on the planet who does *not* want a "shoe collection." (I do, however, have an impressive "comfy, fuzzy slipper" collection.)

Therefore, I volunteer all the shoes I should be getting to Sabby!

Let's all badger Nick to buy Sabby *two* pairs of shoes!

(Sisterhood is beautiful!)
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I can judge the size of a mall by the number of rows left my girlfriend has yet to cover in the "Warehouse of Shoes" by the time I get back from my trip around the entire thing.
Did you know that clothing and shoe stores are the most common place outside of a bedroom where the american male commits suicide?
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Did you know that clothing and shoe stores are the most common place outside of a bedroom where the american male commits suicide?
and plots murder.
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Therefore, I volunteer all the shoes I should be getting to Sabby!



(Sisterhood is beautiful!)
Whats yr mailing address , Sabby?

I have some old flipflops to send you.

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I'm such a girl. I'll admit it, I have a shoe collection. But it's fairly small!
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Remember I wear size 5 sandles and size 6 in pumps.

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