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Dravyk 09-26-2005 11:54 PM

But I Won't Do That!
 
Damn it, I saw this thread elsewhere ... plus there's the Dr. Pepper commercial ... so now I can't get it or the song out of my head. (That's ok, nice song actually.)

But it brings up that age old question ....

Meatloaf's "I'll Do Anything For Love" ... "But I Won't Do That!"

What won't he do?

Possibilities from the song ...

a) Never lie to her

b) Never stop dreaming of her every night of his life

c) Never forget her

d) Never leave her

e) Never screw around

f) Something else???

g) It's not in the song, he want's the listener to fill in the blank.

Lisa 09-27-2005 12:45 AM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
My bf says...very charmingly I might add...'growl her out'. :D

pushpills 09-27-2005 03:03 AM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
won't fist himself maybe?

ReighlynnRaine 09-27-2005 04:29 AM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills
won't fist himself maybe?

:bustingup If you can't fist yourself for love.... then it's not real love!

Newton 09-27-2005 04:43 AM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
Other options exist ..

i) get married
j) have kids
k) give up golf
k) stop being cunty and honest about your arse looking big in that outfit

Trev 09-27-2005 06:15 AM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton
Other options exist ..

i) get married
j) have kids
k) give up golf
k) stop being cunty and honest about your arse looking big in that outfit

:wnw:

MorganGrayson 09-27-2005 02:30 PM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
I don't know whether your actually asking for the answer, Dravyk, or just having fun tormenting the hell out of people. (An admirable pursuit, by the way. :okthumb: )

The answer *is* in the song - or at least, the video version, so I'll just go "nya-nya, I know what it is!" to the group. :)

EroticySteve 09-27-2005 02:45 PM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
He he'll do anything for love but take a shower. He gave up showers in 1979.

Sabby 09-27-2005 03:24 PM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
Put put the toilet seat down.


Sabby:flash:

Trev 09-27-2005 03:30 PM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
Learn how to sing! :D

Nickatilynx 09-27-2005 04:04 PM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
diet?

Sabby 09-27-2005 04:07 PM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
buy her shoes?


Sabby:flash:

Nickatilynx 09-27-2005 04:10 PM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby
buy her shoes?


Sabby:flash:

"How about , NO!!!!"

;-))

PornoDoggy 09-27-2005 04:14 PM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
I can judge the size of a mall by the number of rows left my girlfriend has yet to cover in the "Warehouse of Shoes" by the time I get back from my trip around the entire thing.

MorganGrayson 09-27-2005 04:31 PM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
I can judge the size of a mall by the number of rows left my girlfriend has yet to cover in the "Warehouse of Shoes" by the time I get back from my trip around the entire thing.

I swear, I'm the only female on the planet who does *not* want a "shoe collection." (I do, however, have an impressive "comfy, fuzzy slipper" collection.)

Therefore, I volunteer all the shoes I should be getting to Sabby!

Let's all badger Nick to buy Sabby *two* pairs of shoes! :okthumb:

(Sisterhood is beautiful!) :)

DrGuile 09-27-2005 04:38 PM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
I can judge the size of a mall by the number of rows left my girlfriend has yet to cover in the "Warehouse of Shoes" by the time I get back from my trip around the entire thing.

Did you know that clothing and shoe stores are the most common place outside of a bedroom where the american male commits suicide?

Trev 09-27-2005 05:01 PM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile
Did you know that clothing and shoe stores are the most common place outside of a bedroom where the american male commits suicide?

and plots murder. ;)

Nickatilynx 09-27-2005 05:33 PM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Therefore, I volunteer all the shoes I should be getting to Sabby!



(Sisterhood is beautiful!) :)

Whats yr mailing address , Sabby?

I have some old flipflops to send you.

;-)))

ReighlynnRaine 09-27-2005 06:23 PM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
I'm such a girl. I'll admit it, I have a shoe collection. But it's fairly small!

Sabby 09-27-2005 09:02 PM

Re: But I Won't Do That!
 
Remember I wear size 5 sandles and size 6 in pumps.

ATTN: Sabby
c/o SAB Media
Suite# 419
17008 - 90th Avenue
Edmonton, AB T5T 1L6
Canada


Sabby:flash:


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