You might be Dravyk if ...

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

You have more hair on your balls than on your head.

Sabby · 09-20-2005

This thread is useless without pics!!

Sabby

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

You have more hair on your balls than on your head.

You do like to live dangerously, I see.

MorganGrayson · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

You do like to live dangerously, I see.

Click around. You have *no* idea....

XxXotic · 09-20-2005

just out of curiosity... why is it you're so knowledgeable in regards to drav's balls?

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

just out of curiosity... why is it you're so knowledgeable in regards to drav's balls?

I hear things...

;-))))

XxXotic · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

I hear things...

;-))))

"hear things".... that what kids are calling it these days?

Anthony · 09-21-2005

Why is it, I never get razor burn or razor bumps on my balls after I shave them?

Trev · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Why is it, I never get razor burn or razor bumps on my balls after I shave them?

Erm...

Nickatilynx · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

Erm...

what he said...

PornoDoggy · 09-21-2005

Oh, great. Now Ant's balls are demanding equal time ...

Dravyk · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Oh, great. Now Ant's balls are demanding equal time ...

Ant's balls can have the entire spotlight as far as I'm concerned.

Enjoy!

Newton · 09-21-2005

http://www.menessentials.com/tips/shaving_privates.html

Dravyk · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

http://www.menessentials.com/tips/shaving_privates.html

Shit! I'm naucous just reading that!

Trev · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Shit! I'm naucous just reading that!

Nothing sharp goes anywhere near that area and nothing that rhymes with sax does!

MorganGrayson · 09-21-2005

Newton...you upset Dravyk so much he can't spell "nauseous." That's *bad.* Quit helping these damned threads!

Anthony...probably because you apply sufficient shaving cream, own a good razor and are careful. Just a guess, as I have no firsthand knowledge with regards to testicle shaving, one - because I personally don't have any; and two - my husband would projectile vomit at the very suggestion. This, by the way, is one of the big benefits of a 26 year marriage. Total acceptance of whatever the other person is just as he/she is. (Marital goodies mentioned for the groom-to-be.)

XxXotic · 09-21-2005

they make nair for crotches now which is a godsend, because shaving balls is like trying to shave wet, wrinkled jeans

Sin · 09-21-2005

See sig, it is perfectly able to shave balls daily without any troubles

Key word being daily, you don't want for it to be any longer than 1 days worth of ball stubble.

Its specifically designed for difficult jobs like balls

Anthony · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Newton...you upset Dravyk so much he can't spell "nauseous." That's *bad.* Quit helping these damned threads!

Anthony...probably because you apply sufficient shaving cream, own a good razor and are careful. Just a guess, as I have no firsthand knowledge with regards to testicle shaving, one - because I personally don't have any; and two - my husband would projectile vomit at the very suggestion. This, by the way, is one of the big benefits of a 26 year marriage. Total acceptance of whatever the other person is just as he/she is. (Marital goodies mentioned for the groom-to-be.)

Aloe Vera shaving gel!

I have yet to find anything beter than a MACH 3 Turbo that vibrates. Nothing has ever gotten it that close before.

JR · 09-21-2005

A perfect lunch thread. A good ripe depth of colour. The nose shows primary red fruits at first, before developing some gamey notes, opening out into a blend of green apples and farmyard characteristics. Medium bodied, but with some considerable weight on the palate, and with a very good depth of character. It has slightly mushroomy dark fruit, with a firm, tingling, peppery malic acidity. Cottony texture which has appeal. Short finish. Good now, and over the next two to three years.

Newton · 09-21-2005

Question .. IF you forget to shave for a day then presumably the young lady attending to your needs can get a stubble burn on her chin?

MorganGrayson · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

Question .. IF you forget to shave for a day then presumably the young lady attending to your needs can get a stubble burn on her chin?

Yes.

I base this on a very shocked husband's facial expression who'd done nothing more than affectionately rub his face against mine without having shaved that morning. I looked like someone had taken a Brillo pad to half my face. Felt that way, too.

Trev · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Yes.

I base this on a very shocked husband's facial expression who'd done nothing more than affectionately rub his face against mine without having shaved that morning. I looked like someone had taken a Brillo pad to half my face. Felt that way, too.

Mmmmm kinky

MorganGrayson · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

Mmmmm kinky

You're an odd duck, crumpet.

Dravyk · 09-21-2005

About 10 years ago, I got pussy rug burn on my face from someone who was deciding to let it grow back in. No fun. No fun at all. Smarted for days later. Looked like I had a red beard or something. No, not fun.

Dravyk · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

You're an odd duck, crumpet.

Even with the well-placed comma, "duck crumpet" still looks odd.

Newton · 09-21-2005

You must have quite sensitive skin Dravyk ..

MorganGrayson · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Even with the well-placed comma, "duck crumpet" still looks odd.

Upon reflection...you're right, it does.
I can picture the proper British butler holding the silver tray saying "your duck crumpets, Madam."
However, I am very much afraid to look at the tray to find out exactly *what* a "duck crumpet" is.

Ah...I've got it. Leftover breakfast goodies one takes to the park to sit beneath the shade of a tree and toss to the happy ducks. *Those* are "duck crumpets."

Whoo. That was close.

Dravyk · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

You must have quite sensitive skin Dravyk ..

And a very talented tounge.

MorganGrayson · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

And a very talented tounge.

Newton, there's "setting up a line" and then there's delivering the opportunity elegantly wrapped with a huge bow. *That* opening came gift wrapped!

Dravyk · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

However, I am very much afraid to look at the tray to find out exactly *what* a "duck crumpet" is.

Ah...I've got it. Leftover breakfast goodies one takes to the park to sit beneath the shade of a tree and toss to the happy ducks. *Those* are "duck crumpets."

MorganGrayson · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

You'll have to ask the mod in charge of knowing what the hell the threads are all about. Er...when and if we ever get one, that is.

Newton · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Newton, there's "setting up a line" and then there's delivering the opportunity elegantly wrapped with a huge bow. *That* opening came gift wrapped!

I know, but I couldnt in all good conscience do it to Dravyk, especially not when his tongue appears to be touting for business lol

MorganGrayson · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

I know, but I couldnt in all good conscience do it to Dravyk, especially not when his tongue appears to be touting for business lol

Oops. Backfired.

Sorry, Dravyk. I thought I had Newton with that one....

Trev · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

You're an odd duck, crumpet.

I hate shaving, I've pretty much always got a five o'clock shadow as a minimum, it's good for getting rid of the dry skin between a womans legs

Newton · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

I hate shaving, I've pretty much always got a five o'clock shadow as a minimum, it's good for getting rid of the dry skin between a womans legs

ahahahaha thats attractive!! lol

Trev · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

ahahahaha thats attractive!! lol

It's the way it is and the way it's going to be.

gigi · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

About 10 years ago, I got pussy rug burn on my face from someone who was deciding to let it grow back in. No fun. No fun at all. Smarted for days later. Looked like I had a red beard or something. No, not fun.

aaaahahahahaha! that's too funny!!

I've only ever been on the other end, and, just for the record, it isn't fun for us either.

[edited to add] well......'that' is fun...of course...I meant the growing back in part isn't fun.

JoesHO · 09-21-2005

Not my fault dravyk, I had nothing to do with Nicks fascination for your balls

Newton · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

Not my fault dravyk, I had nothing to do with Nicks fascination for your balls

You started it if I am not mistaken?

Dravyk · 09-22-2005

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

Not my fault dravyk, I had nothing to do with Nicks fascination for your balls

Notice Sarettah hasn't been around today? ... I wonder why? Muhahahaha!

You're next on the list, Joe. Be scared. Be very scared.

JR · 09-22-2005

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