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You have more hair on your balls than on your head. :)

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This thread is useless without pics!!


Sabby:flash:

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You do like to live dangerously, I see. :hmm:

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Click around. You have *no* idea.... :unsure:

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just out of curiosity... why is it you're so knowledgeable in regards to drav's balls? ;)

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I hear things...

;-))))

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"hear things".... that what kids are calling it these days? ;)

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Why is it, I never get razor burn or razor bumps on my balls after I shave them?

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Erm... :blink:

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what he said...

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Oh, great. Now Ant's balls are demanding equal time ...

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Ant's balls can have the entire spotlight as far as I'm concerned.

Enjoy! :D

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Shit! I'm naucous just reading that! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/sm...oublepuke1.gif

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Nothing sharp goes anywhere near that area and nothing that rhymes with sax does!

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Newton...you upset Dravyk so much he can't spell "nauseous." That's *bad.* Quit helping these damned threads! :mad:

Anthony...probably because you apply sufficient shaving cream, own a good razor and are careful. Just a guess, as I have no firsthand knowledge with regards to testicle shaving, one - because I personally don't have any; and two - my husband would projectile vomit at the very suggestion. This, by the way, is one of the big benefits of a 26 year marriage. Total acceptance of whatever the other person is just as he/she is. (Marital goodies mentioned for the groom-to-be.) :)

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they make nair for crotches now which is a godsend, because shaving balls is like trying to shave wet, wrinkled jeans

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See sig, it is perfectly able to shave balls daily without any troubles :) Key word being daily, you don't want for it to be any longer than 1 days worth of ball stubble.

Its specifically designed for difficult jobs like balls

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Aloe Vera shaving gel! :)

I have yet to find anything beter than a MACH 3 Turbo that vibrates. Nothing has ever gotten it that close before.

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A perfect lunch thread. A good ripe depth of colour. The nose shows primary red fruits at first, before developing some gamey notes, opening out into a blend of green apples and farmyard characteristics. Medium bodied, but with some considerable weight on the palate, and with a very good depth of character. It has slightly mushroomy dark fruit, with a firm, tingling, peppery malic acidity. Cottony texture which has appeal. Short finish. Good now, and over the next two to three years.

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Question .. IF you forget to shave for a day then presumably the young lady attending to your needs can get a stubble burn on her chin?

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Yes.

I base this on a very shocked husband's facial expression who'd done nothing more than affectionately rub his face against mine without having shaved that morning. I looked like someone had taken a Brillo pad to half my face. Felt that way, too.

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Mmmmm kinky :yowsa:

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You're an odd duck, crumpet. :blink:

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About 10 years ago, I got pussy rug burn on my face from someone who was deciding to let it grow back in. No fun. No fun at all. Smarted for days later. Looked like I had a red beard or something. No, not fun.

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Even with the well-placed comma, "duck crumpet" still looks odd.

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You must have quite sensitive skin Dravyk ..

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Upon reflection...you're right, it does.
I can picture the proper British butler holding the silver tray saying "your duck crumpets, Madam."
However, I am very much afraid to look at the tray to find out exactly *what* a "duck crumpet" is.

Ah...I've got it. Leftover breakfast goodies one takes to the park to sit beneath the shade of a tree and toss to the happy ducks. *Those* are "duck crumpets."

Whoo. That was close. :blink:

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And a very talented tounge. :p

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Newton, there's "setting up a line" and then there's delivering the opportunity elegantly wrapped with a huge bow. *That* opening came gift wrapped! :D

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You'll have to ask the mod in charge of knowing what the hell the threads are all about. Er...when and if we ever get one, that is. :blink:

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I know, but I couldnt in all good conscience do it to Dravyk, especially not when his tongue appears to be touting for business lol

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Oops. Backfired. :blink:

Sorry, Dravyk. I thought I had Newton with that one....

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I hate shaving, I've pretty much always got a five o'clock shadow as a minimum, it's good for getting rid of the dry skin between a womans legs ;)

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ahahahaha thats attractive!! lol

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It's the way it is and the way it's going to be. ;)

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aaaahahahahaha! that's too funny!!

I've only ever been on the other end, and, just for the record, it isn't fun for us either. ;)

[edited to add] well......'that' is fun...of course...I meant the growing back in part isn't fun. :p

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Not my fault dravyk, I had nothing to do with Nicks fascination for your balls

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You started it if I am not mistaken? :blink:

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Notice Sarettah hasn't been around today? ... I wonder why? Muhahahaha!http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/devil.gif

You're next on the list, Joe. Be scared. Be very scared. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/eninja.gif

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