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Old 08-27-2005   #1
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Default BUSTED by mom! LOL

Aw shit! After almost 6 years of avoiding elaboration of my mysterious "internet marketing" business... I know she knows...

My Mom and Stepfather have been visiting here the past couple days. I had them staying in my bedroom upstairs and avoided the basement on the house tour (this is the first time she has seen my new house).

I think things got a little suspicious though when Jenness came running upstairs wearing fishnets and complaining about some dick who was harrassing her chat room.

Then she went and sneaked downstairs to see the "offices" (cam rooms) when I was asleep!!!

She didnt say anything to me about it though. And I know she still loves me.


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Old 08-27-2005   #2
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Aw shit! After almost 6 years of avoiding elaboration of my mysterious "internet marketing" business... I know she knows...

My Mom and Stepfather have been visiting here the past couple days. I had them staying in my bedroom upstairs and avoided the basement on the house tour (this is the first time she has seen my new house).

I think things got a little suspicious though when Jenness came running upstairs wearing fishnets and complaining about some dick who was harrassing her chat room.

Then she went and sneaked downstairs to see the "offices" (cam rooms) when I was asleep!!!

She didnt say anything to me about it though. And I know she still loves me.


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Maybe she'll want to do her own camshows now.
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Old 08-27-2005   #3
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Maybe she'll want to do her own camshows now.

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Old 08-27-2005   #4
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Default Re: BUSTED by mom! LOL

i hate it when mom drops by and i still have the wine bottle in my ass
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Old 08-27-2005   #5
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i hate it when mom drops by and i still have the wine bottle in my ass

I told everybody on wine boards never to ask Sabby where she keeps her bottles
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I told everybody on wine boards never to ask Sabby where she keeps her bottles
She stores wine at womb temperature
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Oh that was bad -- even for you!
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Old 08-27-2005   #8
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Perhaps she will ask you what it is you do exactly with the internet in due course?
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She didnt say anything to me about it though. And I know she still loves me.


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She still loves you, Sabby, and always will. She may prefer not to discuss the particulars, but she's going to look around at your new house, know her daughter is safe and a success and say - in her own words - "aw, fuck it, she's earning her own way in the world." Mom's care about things like that.
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She still loves you, Sabby, and always will. She may prefer not to discuss the particulars, but she's going to look around at your new house, know her daughter is safe and a success and say - in her own words - "aw, fuck it, she's earning her own way in the world." Mom's care about things like that.
I've known some of our models to get busted by Mom. Seems like in most cases, the southern moms that we predominantly get do NOT want any details and never bring it up EVER again. It's some form of denial. Same thing often happens if the models out themselves.

I think it's kinda like daddies always want to think of their little girls as virgins even if they're married for 15 years with 3 kids. Their brain just cant picture their little girl with her feet sticking straight up in the air screaming at the top of her lungs:

"OH GONZO! OH GONZO! POUND THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH THAT SAUCERHEAD!"


(you're welcome for the visual)
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"OH GONZO! OH GONZO! POUND THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH THAT SAUCERHEAD!"

(you're welcome for the visual)
Vee haff vays of getting bach at choo.
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"OH GONZO! OH GONZO! POUND THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH THAT SAUCERHEAD!"


(you're welcome for the visual)
Sounds like a teeshirt idea to me!
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Sounds like a teeshirt idea to me!
I'll leave it to you to send HP one saying
"OH GONZO! OH GONZO! POUND THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH THAT SAUCERHEAD!"
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Old 08-30-2005   #15
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Maybe she'll want to do her own camshows now.

Nawww... I am the only bimbo in my family...

Women in my family are all carreer minded, opinionated, bossy, feminists, and BITCHY!!!

I have always been as they all say... the "weak" one!!!


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Sabby, sorry, but I don't see how you differ from the rest of the family
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She stores wine at womb temperature
Lol, gotta recognize the effort here

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Default Re: BUSTED by mom! LOL

Carol got "outed" to everyone back in 1997 when a local newspaper decided to do an article about her. It must have been a slow news day because she made the front page of the major daily with the headline, "Porn in the Suburbs". They even used a picture from the website!

The story was put on the wire, and both the Edmonton Sun (where Carol was born and raised) and the Calgary Sun (where we lived for a number of years) picked it up. My family in Montreal and her family in Edmonton all got the news

It was a blessing actually as we no longer had to hide anything from anyone.
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Sabby, sorry, but I don't see how you differ from the rest of the family
You have not met my older sister.


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is her strap on bigger than yours?
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is her strap on bigger than yours?

She works in a lumber plant in the Redneck capital of Canada. Throws around heavy logs and operates the dangerous machinery... just like the men do. And she just finished some power engineer training (not sure exactly what that means, LOL).

She has black hair and is built like a brick shithouse.


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