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Sabby 08-27-2005 12:34 AM

BUSTED by mom! LOL
 
Aw shit! After almost 6 years of avoiding elaboration of my mysterious "internet marketing" business... I know she knows...

My Mom and Stepfather have been visiting here the past couple days. I had them staying in my bedroom upstairs and avoided the basement on the house tour (this is the first time she has seen my new house).

I think things got a little suspicious though when Jenness came running upstairs wearing fishnets and complaining about some dick who was harrassing her chat room.

Then she went and sneaked downstairs to see the "offices" (cam rooms) when I was asleep!!!

She didnt say anything to me about it though. And I know she still loves me.


Sabby:)

Hell Puppy 08-27-2005 02:17 AM

Re: BUSTED by mom! LOL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby
Aw shit! After almost 6 years of avoiding elaboration of my mysterious "internet marketing" business... I know she knows...

My Mom and Stepfather have been visiting here the past couple days. I had them staying in my bedroom upstairs and avoided the basement on the house tour (this is the first time she has seen my new house).

I think things got a little suspicious though when Jenness came running upstairs wearing fishnets and complaining about some dick who was harrassing her chat room.

Then she went and sneaked downstairs to see the "offices" (cam rooms) when I was asleep!!!

She didnt say anything to me about it though. And I know she still loves me.


Sabby:)



Maybe she'll want to do her own camshows now.

Winetalk.com 08-27-2005 05:19 AM

Re: BUSTED by mom! LOL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy
Maybe she'll want to do her own camshows now.


hahahahahha
;)))

grimm 08-27-2005 11:11 AM

Re: BUSTED by mom! LOL
 
i hate it when mom drops by and i still have the wine bottle in my ass;)

Winetalk.com 08-27-2005 11:44 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by grimm
i hate it when mom drops by and i still have the wine bottle in my ass;)


I told everybody on wine boards never to ask Sabby where she keeps her bottles
;)

Nickatilynx 08-27-2005 11:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com
I told everybody on wine boards never to ask Sabby where she keeps her bottles
;)

She stores wine at womb temperature :)

Dravyk 08-27-2005 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
She stores wine at womb temperature http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Oh that was bad -- even for you! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dogstare.gif

Newton 08-27-2005 01:02 PM

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Perhaps she will ask you what it is you do exactly with the internet in due course?

MorganGrayson 08-27-2005 02:18 PM

Re: BUSTED by mom! LOL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby
She didnt say anything to me about it though. And I know she still loves me.


Sabby:)

She still loves you, Sabby, and always will. She may prefer not to discuss the particulars, but she's going to look around at your new house, know her daughter is safe and a success and say - in her own words - "aw, fuck it, she's earning her own way in the world." Mom's care about things like that. :)

Hell Puppy 08-27-2005 04:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
She still loves you, Sabby, and always will. She may prefer not to discuss the particulars, but she's going to look around at your new house, know her daughter is safe and a success and say - in her own words - "aw, fuck it, she's earning her own way in the world." Mom's care about things like that. :)

I've known some of our models to get busted by Mom. Seems like in most cases, the southern moms that we predominantly get do NOT want any details and never bring it up EVER again. It's some form of denial. Same thing often happens if the models out themselves.

I think it's kinda like daddies always want to think of their little girls as virgins even if they're married for 15 years with 3 kids. Their brain just cant picture their little girl with her feet sticking straight up in the air screaming at the top of her lungs:

"OH GONZO! OH GONZO! POUND THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH THAT SAUCERHEAD!"


(you're welcome for the visual)

Dravyk 08-27-2005 06:08 PM

Re: BUSTED by mom! LOL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy
"OH GONZO! OH GONZO! POUND THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH THAT SAUCERHEAD!"

(you're welcome for the visual)

Vee haff vays of getting bach at choo. :heil:

gonzo 08-28-2005 04:35 AM

Re: BUSTED by mom! LOL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy
"OH GONZO! OH GONZO! POUND THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH THAT SAUCERHEAD!"


(you're welcome for the visual)

Sounds like a teeshirt idea to me!

MorganGrayson 08-28-2005 09:26 AM

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:clubinhan

Newton 08-28-2005 01:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo
Sounds like a teeshirt idea to me!

I'll leave it to you to send HP one saying
"OH GONZO! OH GONZO! POUND THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH THAT SAUCERHEAD!" ;)

Sabby 08-30-2005 12:16 AM

Re: BUSTED by mom! LOL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy
Maybe she'll want to do her own camshows now.


Nawww... I am the only bimbo in my family...

Women in my family are all carreer minded, opinionated, bossy, feminists, and BITCHY!!!

I have always been as they all say... the "weak" one!!!


Sabby:)

Winetalk.com 08-30-2005 02:53 AM

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Sabby, sorry, but I don't see how you differ from the rest of the family
:)

DrGuile 08-30-2005 01:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
She stores wine at womb temperature :)

Lol, gotta recognize the effort here

not bad

DannyCox 08-30-2005 10:41 PM

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Carol got "outed" to everyone back in 1997 when a local newspaper decided to do an article about her. It must have been a slow news day because she made the front page of the major daily with the headline, "Porn in the Suburbs". They even used a picture from the website!

The story was put on the wire, and both the Edmonton Sun (where Carol was born and raised) and the Calgary Sun (where we lived for a number of years) picked it up. My family in Montreal and her family in Edmonton all got the news ;)

It was a blessing actually as we no longer had to hide anything from anyone.

Sabby 08-31-2005 06:31 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com
Sabby, sorry, but I don't see how you differ from the rest of the family
:)

You have not met my older sister.


Sabby:)

Winetalk.com 08-31-2005 07:26 AM

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is her strap on bigger than yours?
;)

Sabby 08-31-2005 12:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com
is her strap on bigger than yours?
;)


She works in a lumber plant in the Redneck capital of Canada. Throws around heavy logs and operates the dangerous machinery... just like the men do. And she just finished some power engineer training (not sure exactly what that means, LOL).

She has black hair and is built like a brick shithouse.


Sabby:)


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