Best holiday ever...

[Nickatilynx]

So people keep asking me what I did.

Well simply put I had a whale of a time.

Love Toronto. The only other place in Canada I'd consider living.In fact

We did the simple things and the touristy things..

Checked out museums , went to water parks , the full gamut.

We stayed in Royal Suites in Banff and camped on a deserted lake toasted marshmallows and swam...

Fan-fucking-tastic.

[Bhelliom]

Once upon a time there was a great king. His name was Nickatilynx and his name was known throughout the world. He was an evil and towering man, determined to spread the word of hedonism through the magical internet.

One day King Nick and his royal family went on a quest. A tour of the land and everywhere he went he was revered and worshipped.

On the day of return to his great castle, Nick opened his mouth and decried to the people "Enough of the porn, my coffers are ever shrinking and there is gold to be made elsewhere!"

And the people, Cowed by the power in his voice fell silent to listen.
"But your majesty" One timid opranaut stepped forward, " what of the TGP owners and mailers of the world? what will become of them?"

King nick grew so angry that he called upon the god of mainstream media and had the timid opranaut stricken down by a power surge.

"You will all bow down to me" Proclaimed King Nick " For I have travelled long and far and realised that Gold can be had through expansion and diversification of assets"

Suddenly, From the arch behind King Nick on the balcony of his castle emerged the buxom and beautiful Morgan Grayson..."



Yeah I'm bored... so sue me

Glad you had a good time

[TheEnforcer]

Glad you had a great time!!

[Vick]

But you're a fuck for not making the US leg of the tour .....




...... yet

[MorganGrayson]

Originally posted by Bhelliom@Jul 15 2005, 08:37 AM
Once upon a time there was a great king. His name was Nickatilynx and his name was known throughout the world. He was an evil and towering man, determined to spread the word of hedonism through the magical internet.

One day King Nick and his royal family went on a quest. A tour of the land and everywhere he went he was revered and worshipped.

On the day of return to his great castle, Nick opened his mouth and decried to the people "Enough of the porn, my coffers are ever shrinking and there is gold to be made elsewhere!"

And the people, Cowed by the power in his voice fell silent to listen.
"But your majesty" One timid opranaut stepped forward, " what of the TGP owners and mailers of the world? what will become of them?"

King nick grew so angry that he called upon the god of mainstream media and had the timid opranaut stricken down by a power surge.

"You will all bow down to me" Proclaimed King Nick " For I have travelled long and far and realised that Gold can be had through expansion and diversification of assets"

Suddenly, From the arch behind King Nick on the balcony of his castle emerged the buxom and beautiful Morgan Grayson..."



Yeah I'm bored... so sue me

Glad you had a good time

You and I need to have a *serious* talk, Bhelliom!

You get many, many sovereigns in your coffers for the "buxom and beautiful" part, which you will most likely pay right out again in analysis for penning the missive in the first place. (I do want to read the ending to this, however.)



Nickatilynx? If the word "wench" comes out of your mouth...there will be absolute hell to pay. :grrr:

[Bhelliom]

Haven't come up with one yet....

came up with it in about 5 minutes ... posted it and realised it really didn't go anywhere i expected it to... but whatever... that's my creative side.. I used to write a bit in school but was never really very good at it

as for the ending... I'm sure I could come up with something that would be suitable for someone of your taste and stature :P I'll think about it.

Thanks BTW no one else bothered to notice my creation :P

[MorganGrayson]

Originally posted by Bhelliom@Jul 15 2005, 11:06 AM
Haven't come up with one yet....

came up with it in about 5 minutes ... posted it and realised it really didn't go anywhere i expected it to... but whatever... that's my creative side.. I used to write a bit in school but was never really very good at it

as for the ending... I'm sure I could come up with something that would be suitable for someone of your taste and stature :P I'll think about it.

Thanks BTW no one else bothered to notice my creation :P

Bhelliom, my sweet, I'm a *writer,* therefore...I read.
Believe me, I am quite familiar with stories that just flow like crazy for five minutes then slam into a wall, leaving you muttering "where on earth was I going with this?" (I was working on a "gallery story" for my site recently - a story written for a set of pics - and suddenly all I wanted to type was "yanno, I really hate this cow." Totally unfair to the poor model.)
Should you desire to turn your hand to the writing of erotic stories...and they come in all kinds, from the hardcore porn stories that I write, to the more elegant type, I happen to know this company...

That's *not* spam, boys and girls. "Spam" is "selling," not networking to market.

[Newton]

Originally posted by MorganGrayson@Jul 15 2005, 11:20 AM
That's *not* spam, boys and girls. "Spam" is "selling," not networking to market.

oh that's harsh .. lol

[Bhelliom]

Did I just get headhunted? ah my very first unsolicited job offer....

Thank you very much Morgan I'll keep that in mind when I go back to school... and if I decide that I can actually come up with a coherent story.

And believe me... when I was ummm younger than I am now(more than the legal 7 years) I used to read all kinds of stories online... now I read those and everything else I can get my hands on.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Bhelliom@Jul 15 2005, 08:37 AM
Once upon a time there was a great king. His name was Nickatilynx and his name was known throughout the world. He was an evil and towering man, determined to spread the word of hedonism through the magical internet.

One day King Nick and his royal family went on a quest. A tour of the land and everywhere he went he was revered and worshipped.

On the day of return to his great castle, Nick opened his mouth and decried to the people "Enough of the porn, my coffers are ever shrinking and there is gold to be made elsewhere!"

And the people, Cowed by the power in his voice fell silent to listen.
"But your majesty" One timid opranaut stepped forward, " what of the TGP owners and mailers of the world? what will become of them?"

King nick grew so angry that he called upon the god of mainstream media and had the timid opranaut stricken down by a power surge.

"You will all bow down to me" Proclaimed King Nick " For I have travelled long and far and realised that Gold can be had through expansion and diversification of assets"

Suddenly, From the arch behind King Nick on the balcony of his castle emerged the buxom and beautiful Morgan Grayson..."



Yeah I'm bored... so sue me

Glad you had a good time

"Hello my liege , I'm back." she rasped..

Good King Nick reconignised the dulcet tones immediately and thought to himself

"OH FUCK!!!......"( ....to be cotinued)

[Bhelliom]

Well at least he didn't use the term "wench"

[MorganGrayson]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Jul 15 2005, 11:32 AM-->