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Old 06-14-2005   #1
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I'd rather throw cash into my girlfriends security dep. and first months rent than have my home, and more importantly, my office, invaded anymore. I can't live with a girl or even a guy, I just filled the fridge with beer and ground beef and steaks and put that fucking toliet seat up!
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I'd rather throw cash into my girlfriends security dep. and first months rent than have my home, and more importantly, my office, invaded anymore. I can't live with a girl or even a guy, I just filled the fridge with beer and ground beef and steaks and put that fucking toliet seat up!
don't worry, we all knew it's wasn't going to last long...

now....

was it worth it jerking off for 3 months while she was away?

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honest answer, what's the difference, I jerk off at least 3 times a day even when I'm fucking her.
Only 3??? you work hard, when I was your age I did 7...helped my fingers staying power quite a bit later on in life, I could outpost anybody on any board
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Funny, my girlfriend is moving to my area and last night she asked me if I'd help her a bit
with her deposit on her apartment because I told her she's damn sure not moving into my house.
Been there, done that, got the fucking T-shirt. (And got half my stuff carted off by some
chick who didn't look half as cute carrying my DVD player away then she did laying in
my bed.)
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Rule #1 of living with someone of the opposite sex - pick your battles. Toilet seats being left up are the least of her worries
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I think marriages would last forever if each spouse had their own house. It would be great to retreat for a few days per week and not deal with everything. It would make life much less hectic.
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but do keep in mind, your relationship with her will be short lived.

this was my quote back on 6/11...Good Luck Bro!
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Only 3??? you work hard, when I was your age I did 7...helped my fingers staying power quite a bit later on in life, I could outpost anybody on any board
Either you type funny or you wank in a very odd manner Serge!

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I think marriages would last forever if each spouse had their own house. It would be great to retreat for a few days per week and not deal with everything. It would make life much less hectic.
Would only work if my house has a full time chef on staff ;-)
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