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pushpills

06-14-2005 09:38 PM

I'd rather throw cash into my girlfriends security dep. and first months rent than have my home, and more importantly, my office, invaded anymore. I can't live with a girl or even a guy, I just filled the fridge with beer and ground beef and steaks and put that fucking toliet seat up!

Mike AI

06-14-2005 09:55 PM

Fight the power!!

Trev	06-15-2005 01:24 AM

:okthumb:

There's those of us that can live with women... then there's lucky bastards like you :D

Timon

06-15-2005 01:40 AM

What do you think.... gonna try some cock tonight? ;-)

Winetalk.com

06-15-2005 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Jun 14 2005, 08:39 PM
I'd rather throw cash into my girlfriends security dep. and first months rent than have my home, and more importantly, my office, invaded anymore. I can't live with a girl or even a guy, I just filled the fridge with beer and ground beef and steaks and put that fucking toliet seat up!

don't worry, we all knew it's wasn't going to last long...

now....

was it worth it jerking off for 3 months while she was away?

Honest answer only, please!
:)

pushpills

06-15-2005 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Winetalk.com+Jun 15 2005, 01:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Winetalk.com @ Jun 15 2005, 01:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jun 14 2005, 08:39 PM
I'd rather throw cash into my girlfriends security dep. and first months rent than have my home, and more importantly, my office, invaded anymore. I can't live with a girl or even a guy, I just filled the fridge with beer and ground beef and steaks and put that fucking toliet seat up!

don't worry, we all knew it's wasn't going to last long...

now....

was it worth it jerking off for 3 months while she was away?

Honest answer only, please!
:) [/b][/quote]
honest answer, what's the difference, I jerk off at least 3 times a day even when I'm fucking her.

I gotta get tan and back in shape again and then we can part company.

Winetalk.com

06-15-2005 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Jun 15 2005, 03:13 AM

honest answer, what's the difference, I jerk off at least 3 times a day even when I'm fucking her.

Only 3??? you work hard, when I was your age I did 7...helped my fingers staying power quite a bit later on in life, I could outpost anybody on any board
:)

raymor

06-15-2005 08:33 AM

Funny, my girlfriend is moving to my area and last night she asked me if I'd help her a bit
with her deposit on her apartment because I told her she's damn sure not moving into my house.
Been there, done that, got the fucking T-shirt. (And got half my stuff carted off by some
chick who didn't look half as cute carrying my DVD player away then she did laying in
my bed.)

Peaches

06-15-2005 08:37 AM

Rule #1 of living with someone of the opposite sex - pick your battles. Toilet seats being left up are the least of her worries :awinky:

Evil Chris

06-15-2005 09:14 AM

At least now you'll always know where your razor is, and it will always have fresh blades.

EroticySteve

06-15-2005 10:48 AM

I think marriages would last forever if each spouse had their own house. It would be great to retreat for a few days per week and not deal with everything. It would make life much less hectic.

Steady

06-15-2005 11:47 AM

Quote:

Better now then later...

but do keep in mind, your relationship with her will be short lived.

this was my quote back on 6/11...Good Luck Bro! :)

Jeremy

06-15-2005 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Winetalk.com@Jun 15 2005, 03:29 AM
Only 3??? you work hard, when I was your age I did 7...helped my fingers staying power quite a bit later on in life, I could outpost anybody on any board
:)

Either you type funny or you wank in a very odd manner Serge!

Definitely brings a new meaning to "touch-typing". :-))

Timon

06-15-2005 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EroticySteve@Jun 15 2005, 09:49 AM
I think marriages would last forever if each spouse had their own house. It would be great to retreat for a few days per week and not deal with everything. It would make life much less hectic.

Would only work if my house has a full time chef on staff ;-)

Winetalk.com

06-15-2005 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeremy+Jun 15 2005, 11:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jeremy @ Jun 15 2005, 11:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Winetalk.com@Jun 15 2005, 03:29 AM
Only 3??? you work hard, when I was your age I did 7...helped my fingers staying power quite a bit later on in life, I could outpost anybody on any board
:)

Either you type funny or you wank in a very odd manner Serge!

Definitely brings a new meaning to "touch-typing". :-)) [/b][/quote]
correct on both counts
;)

TheEnforcer

06-15-2005 01:55 PM

I don't think ahybody is surprised by this revelation.....

JR	06-15-2005 01:59 PM

Steve, you need this.... listen everyday

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