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Old 05-27-2005   #1
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Know any belgians??? Ever wondered why?.....my point entirely. clearly a bunch of subversives. Did i mention the chocolate doesnt count?
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You forgot their wonderful beer in the first statement for which they are excused ..as there are some wonderful beers .. However in saying that, I have driven through it and stopped on many occasion. The spectacular people who just stop where they want on the side of the road, to take a piss or a shit clutters up the motorways in abundance, show how they feel about the place.
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Belgian beer is some of the best I've ever had... I've never had a hangover from it, no matter how much I've drank...



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two mf my best online friends/webmasters are from belgium and are two of the coolest guys ive had the pleasure to meet .. also belgian beer kicks fucking ass .. so i choose none of your options above
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Waffles mmmmmmm.
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Old 05-30-2005   #6
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two mf my best online friends/webmasters are from belgium and are two of the coolest guys ive had the pleasure to meet .. also belgian beer kicks fucking ass .. so i choose none of your options above
I hear they are working aggressively on their foreigner integration policy, to attract people just like you...

american beer is like making love in a canoe.....fucking close to water, so anythings an improvement over piss.

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american beer is like making love in a canoe.....fucking close to water
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It's a third world country with bad roads and corrupt cops and everything ;-)
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It's a third world country with bad roads and corrupt cops and everything ;-)
You've just described all of Europe
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Know any belgians??? Ever wondered why?.....my point entirely. clearly a bunch of subversives. Did i mention the chocolate doesnt count?
They did invent the French fry, gotta give em that.

Shows the geography skills of the mericuns getting Belgium confused with France ;-)
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This sounds like a Euro thing, but for my two cents American ...

1) They sound like French but are smart enough not to live in France

2) I love Belgian waffles
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1) They sound like French but are smart enough not to live in France
Half of them, the other half sounds like post lobotomy Dutch and are too dumb to live in Holland ;-)
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I spent 11 years working all over Europe, over 100,000 miles driven
So when you think Denmark you think potholes and getting out of a speeding ticket with a bribe?
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honestly? About four years ago I went to Belgium on a day trip. I didn't expect to like the place but ended up falling in love with the country. I have been back any chance I get and if I don't go atleast every six months I start to get twitchy. To be honest, I am due a visit about now.
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sarah, you should see more countries ;-))
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Belgium is merely what they call a stretch of road between Amsterdam and France.
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Belgium is merely what they call a stretch of road between Amsterdam and France.
I was driving through Belgium once.. I blinked and missed it
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ah many a time hitting those roads .. open top .. acdc at top volume .. 150mph see ya lol
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ah many a time hitting those roads .. open top .. acdc at top volume .. 150mph see ya lol
That wasn't ACDC on the stereo that was police sirens!!!

Didn't you think it weird it was the same three notes...oh nevermind.

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LOL if it was the same three chords it would be status quo
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Belgium is merely what they call a stretch of road between Amsterdam and France.
riddled with potholes, that's what gives it away ;-)

If your car starts shaking on the way to Paris you know you've crossed the Holland / Belgium border ;-)
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Audrey Hepburn was Belgian.

not a lot of people know that...
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Audrey Hepburn was Belgian.

not a lot of people know that...
So was Maneke Pis, bet you didn't know that either...
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how the hell do u get a speeding ticket in germany anyways lol
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Most folks like their waffles :P

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how the hell do u get a speeding ticket in germany anyways lol
Blast by some cops at 100 mph on any non autobahn standing out through the sun roof doing Hitler salutes.
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how the hell do u get a speeding ticket in germany anyways lol
Certain autobahn bridges have speed limits
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They typically run alongside you in unmarked cars flashing a camera .. all you see is them overtake ..FLASH .. and they are in front of you with a siren informing you to slow down .. once caught they have photographic proof and will on many occasions make you leave your car if you have no cash on you and take you immediately to an atm to give them the fine .. then you have to find your way back to the car ..

However, if you have a digital camera and pass a lot of cars, flashing other motorists will make them slow down, even if you don't take any photos so you can overtake .. it does work alledgedly lol ..
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However, if you have a digital camera and pass a lot of cars, flashing other motorists will make them slow down, even if you don't take any photos so you can overtake .. it does work alledgedly lol ..
hahaha good one, I have to try that next time ;-)

In Holland they have a system that takes a picture of your license plate when you enter the highway and another when you exit the highway and then calculates your average speed between entry and exit, if it's too high you'll get the fine in the mail.

Try beating that one
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I've been to Belgium. Several times.
It's quite nice.
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You could have anticam reg plates fitted to your car, I hear from a guy that makes them that they aren't legal though
"Borrowing" someone else license plates works too if you're in a hurry ;-))
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stop for a few beers along the way.
I just had this beer bottle holder installed in my dashboard, no way am I pulling over if I can drink while I drive!
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