Know any belgians??? Ever wondered why?.....my point entirely. clearly a bunch of subversives. Did i mention the chocolate doesnt count?

You forgot their wonderful beer in the first statement ;) for which they are excused ..as there are some wonderful beers .. However in saying that, I have driven through it and stopped on many occasion. The spectacular people who just stop where they want on the side of the road, to take a piss or a shit clutters up the motorways in abundance, show how they feel about the place.

Belgian beer is some of the best I've ever had... I've never had a hangover from it, no matter how much I've drank...



I'm not talking about Stella either, Zatte Bie is the real deal!


:)

two mf my best online friends/webmasters are from belgium and are two of the coolest guys ive had the pleasure to meet .. also belgian beer kicks fucking ass .. so i choose none of your options above

Waffles mmmmmmm.

I hear they are working aggressively on their foreigner integration policy, to attract people just like you... :yowsa:

american beer is like making love in a canoe.....fucking close to water, so anythings an improvement over piss.

j/k

:hic:

hahahahahaha :okthumb:


That line is being added to my got to my list of saves :wnw:

It's a third world country with bad roads and corrupt cops and everything ;-)

You've just described all of Europe :biglaugh:

You've just described all of Europe :biglaugh: [/b][/quote]
Ever been anywhere on the mainland besides Benidorm? ;-)

They did invent the French fry, gotta give em that.

Shows the geography skills of the mericuns getting Belgium confused with France ;-)

This sounds like a Euro thing, but for my two cents American ...

1) They sound like French but are smart enough not to live in France

2) I love Belgian waffles

Half of them, the other half sounds like post lobotomy Dutch and are too dumb to live in Holland ;-)

Ever been anywhere on the mainland besides Benidorm? ;-) [/b][/quote]
I spent 11 years working all over Europe, over 100,000 miles driven :)

So when you think Denmark you think potholes and getting out of a speeding ticket with a bribe? :)

So when you think Denmark you think potholes and getting out of a speeding ticket with a bribe? :) [/b][/quote]
No I think funny sandwiches (only 1 slice of bread), expensive beer (not as bad as Sweden though) and damn hot women :)


I think getting out of a speeding ticket with a bribe when I go to Germany :awinky:

honestly? About four years ago I went to Belgium on a day trip. I didn't expect to like the place but ended up falling in love with the country. I have been back any chance I get and if I don't go atleast every six months I start to get twitchy. To be honest, I am due a visit about now.

sarah, you should see more countries ;-))

Belgium is merely what they call a stretch of road between Amsterdam and France.

I was driving through Belgium once.. I blinked and missed it :(

ah many a time hitting those roads .. open top .. acdc at top volume .. 150mph see ya lol

That wasn't ACDC on the stereo that was police sirens!!!

Didn't you think it weird it was the same three notes...oh nevermind.

;-)))

LOL if it was the same three chords it would be status quo

riddled with potholes, that's what gives it away ;-)

If your car starts shaking on the way to Paris you know you've crossed the Holland / Belgium border ;-)

Audrey Hepburn was Belgian.

not a lot of people know that...

So was Maneke Pis, bet you didn't know that either...

how the hell do u get a speeding ticket in germany anyways lol

Most folks like their waffles :P

Who is Audrey Hepburn ? :o













j/k

Blast by some cops at 100 mph on any non autobahn standing out through the sun roof doing Hitler salutes.

:)

Certain autobahn bridges have speed limits :(

Blast by some cops at 100 mph on any non autobahn standing out through the sun roof doing Hitler salutes.

:) [/b][/quote]
Or you could do that :lol:

They typically run alongside you in unmarked cars flashing a camera .. all you see is them overtake ..FLASH .. and they are in front of you with a siren informing you to slow down .. once caught they have photographic proof and will on many occasions make you leave your car if you have no cash on you and take you immediately to an atm to give them the fine .. then you have to find your way back to the car ..

However, if you have a digital camera and pass a lot of cars, flashing other motorists will make them slow down, even if you don't take any photos so you can overtake .. it does work alledgedly lol ..

hahaha good one, I have to try that next time ;-)

In Holland they have a system that takes a picture of your license plate when you enter the highway and another when you exit the highway and then calculates your average speed between entry and exit, if it's too high you'll get the fine in the mail.

Try beating that one :(

They did invent the French fry, gotta give em that.

Shows the geography skills of the mericuns getting Belgium confused with France ;-) [/b][/quote]
Belgium is just the road to France; from a German's point of view.

I've been to Belgium. Several times.
It's quite nice.

hahaha good one, I have to try that next time ;-)

In Holland they have a system that takes a picture of your license plate when you enter the highway and another when you exit the highway and then calculates your average speed between entry and exit, if it's too high you'll get the fine in the mail.

Try beating that one :( [/b][/quote]
You could have anticam reg plates fitted to your car, I hear from a guy that makes them that they aren't legal though :rolleyes:

You could have anticam reg plates fitted to your car, I hear from a guy that makes them that they aren't legal though :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Anticams?! BLASPHEMY!

hahaha good one, I have to try that next time ;-)

In Holland they have a system that takes a picture of your license plate when you enter the highway and another when you exit the highway and then calculates your average speed between entry and exit, if it's too high you'll get the fine in the mail.

Try beating that one :( [/b][/quote]
stop for a few beers along the way.

"Borrowing" someone else license plates works too if you're in a hurry ;-))

I just had this beer bottle holder installed in my dashboard, no way am I pulling over if I can drink while I drive!

"Borrowing" someone else license plates works too if you're in a hurry ;-)) [/b][/quote]
That works with me :okthumb:

"Borrowing" someone else license plates works too if you're in a hurry ;-)) [/b][/quote]
Thank fuck someone else had the same idea lol