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Old 05-11-2005   #1
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a Mini Cooper S ,


would that be gay?
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In the UK yes...


It's a womans/gay car over here now...
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Anyway I thought anything BMW was a poor mans Merc
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Anyway I thought anything BMW was a poor mans Merc
True.

Mrs Ilynx thinks they are cute.

I'll drive the Escalade




best selling point.....they are cheap!
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Depends on whether or not its a 'classic' i guess

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Almost like a monk from what I've seen
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Cooper S, go for it mate 1375cc, check the rust levels and its not a ringer .. great for blagging around town

New one pile of wank ...
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Almost like a monk from what I've seen
That was then
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a Mini Cooper S ,


would that be gay?
Only if you drove it whilst wearing expensive purple slippers.
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a Mini Cooper S ,


would that be gay?

It would be cool if were deploying it from your Bentley.

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I like the "If I bought _____ would I be gay" question. That's like me asking "If I bought _____, would I be short?" :P
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Hell no it wouldn't be gay if 1 condition was met.

You gotta drive it like you stole it.

This is what I drive http://www.onon.com/jt/jt.jpg

I've driven over a BMW Z3 on purpose (the fucker pissed me off) and I think
I've put several motorcycles over the guard rail too that were trying to be
cute with me.

Go ahead, get the mini!
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would that be gay?
They're little coffins on four wheels!
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Hell no it wouldn't be gay if 1 condition was met.

You gotta drive it like you stole it.

This is what I drive http://www.onon.com/jt/jt.jpg

I've driven over a BMW Z3 on purpose (the fucker pissed me off) and I think
I've put several motorcycles over the guard rail too that were trying to be
cute with me.

Go ahead, get the mini!
You would love Wig's 350 dually!

Maybe some day he'll tell the story about when he was driving the dumptruck full of chicken shit when some dude on a bicycle flipped him off :P
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If it's for the Mrs. it's not gay

other than that, put your rainbow on it
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wErD

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I get 9 miles to the gallon (maybe) and I really don't give a blip.

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I've rented one for aweek to try it out.

Its actually fucking hilarious. LOL

Like a gocart.
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I drove past one of the minis yesterday. Thought to myself, yeah that would be cool. Drive along looking up at all the fucking truck wheels right at about eye height wind and exhaust fumes zipping through your hair. Yep, as I looked directly down into the mini from up in the avalanche I thought, yeppir, that would be really cool to have one of them.


But I went ahead and spit anyway
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It would only be gay if you bought one with a Union Jack on the roof.

But you Yanks who have never driven the original ones have never lived - 100mph with your bum less than six inches off the ground does something for your adrenilin levels that a Hummer can never achieve.

I knew a guy once who had wound his up with all the good gear till he could seriously lay rubber in all gears.

But if you're more conservative just think what it would cost to run a car that returned better than 40 mpg.
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It would only be gay if you bought one with a Union Jack on the roof.

But you Yanks who have never driven the original ones have never lived - 100mph with your bum less than six inches off the ground does something for your adrenilin levels that a Hummer can never achieve.

I knew a guy once who had wound his up with all the good gear till he could seriously lay rubber in all gears.

But if you're more conservative just think what it would cost to run a car that returned better than 40 mpg.
ummm...I'm not a yank.

And I used to own an ERA Mini
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If it is one of the new ones, then yes. If it's an old school Mini Cooper S, then it's fucking badass. The new "mini" doesn't even deserve to be called a mini. They've jazzed up the old styling and placed it onto a much larger vehicle and slapped on the mini badging. Have you ever seen one of the new ones next to and old one? They're massive. They're bigger than most cars in their class. I love old minis, though.


How nifty is this little guy?
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Be sure and watch the movie "The Italian Job" if you haven't seen it already.
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Be sure and watch the movie "The Italian Job" if you haven't seen it already.
I hope you mean the original, and not the wanky new version with the equally wanky new minis. The old one is classic, though. One of my favourite movies.
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I think I'd have to do years of yoga to be able to squeeze myself into one of those things.
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I love both the old and new mini's. The old style cornered as if they were on rails at any speed.
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A new Mini is one of those cars that most girls seem to absolutely "adore".

Girl sees Mini thinks "hmmmm what a cute, loveable car".

Girl sees guy driving cute, loveable Mini and thinks..............

Make from that what you will ;-)))
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But the new version has Charlize Theron.
So thats why them little shit boxes are so expensive...
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very gay... its a yuppie car...


And, I have ridden in an original Mini... with a dutch friend who thought it was a race car... even if it had no brakes left... fun times
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I wonder what the Benny Hill character would have done with Charlie?
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I just want to fuck it... I aint tasting no ones shit box
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would that be gay?
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