a Mini Cooper S ,


would that be gay?

In the UK yes...


It's a womans/gay car over here now...

Anyway I thought anything BMW was a poor mans Merc :yowsa:

True.

Mrs Ilynx thinks they are cute.

I'll drive the Escalade :)




best selling point.....they are cheap! :)

Depends on whether or not its a 'classic' i guess ;)

Mr Bridger ;)

True.

Mrs Ilynx thinks they are cute.

I'll drive the Escalade :)




best selling point.....they are cheap! :) [/b][/quote]
Cheap!!!!


Sorry I forgot it was you I was talking to for a moment :)


When I see an Escalade this is what I think: "fuckingfanfuckingtastictheluckybastard"


Kinda ticker tape'ish :)

Cheap!!!!


Sorry I forgot it was you I was talking to for a moment :)


When I see an Escalade this is what I think: "fuckingfanfuckingtastictheluckybastard"


Kinda ticker tape'ish :) [/b][/quote]
I live modestly. :)

Almost like a monk from what I've seen B)

Cooper S, go for it mate 1375cc, check the rust levels and its not a ringer .. great for blagging around town

New one pile of wank ...

That was then :)

Only if you drove it whilst wearing expensive purple slippers.

It would be cool if were deploying it from your Bentley.

B)

It would be cool if were deploying it from your Bentley.

B) [/b][/quote]
ahahahahahaha that would be awesome!!!!

Have it in the trunk!!!

I miss my Bentley :(

I like the "If I bought _____ would I be gay" question. That's like me asking "If I bought _____, would I be short?" :P

Hell no it wouldn't be gay if 1 condition was met.

You gotta drive it like you stole it.

This is what I drive http://www.onon.com/jt/jt.jpg

I've driven over a BMW Z3 on purpose (the fucker pissed me off) and I think
I've put several motorcycles over the guard rail too that were trying to be
cute with me.

Go ahead, get the mini! ;)

They're little coffins on four wheels! :o

You would love Wig's 350 dually! :okthumb:

Maybe some day he'll tell the story about when he was driving the dumptruck full of chicken shit when some dude on a bicycle flipped him off :P

If it's for the Mrs. it's not gay

other than that, put your rainbow on it

wErD

Jurassic Truck pwns you all.....

:rokk:

I get 9 miles to the gallon (maybe) and I really don't give a blip.

:)

I've rented one for aweek to try it out.

Its actually fucking hilarious. LOL

Like a gocart. :)

I drove past one of the minis yesterday. Thought to myself, yeah that would be cool. Drive along looking up at all the fucking truck wheels right at about eye height wind and exhaust fumes zipping through your hair. Yep, as I looked directly down into the mini from up in the avalanche I thought, yeppir, that would be really cool to have one of them.


But I went ahead and spit anyway :blink:

It would only be gay if you bought one with a Union Jack on the roof.

But you Yanks who have never driven the original ones have never lived - 100mph with your bum less than six inches off the ground does something for your adrenilin levels that a Hummer can never achieve.

I knew a guy once who had wound his up with all the good gear till he could seriously lay rubber in all gears.

But if you're more conservative just think what it would cost to run a car that returned better than 40 mpg. :yowsa:

ummm...I'm not a yank.

And I used to own an ERA Mini :)

ummm...I'm not a yank.

And I used to own an ERA Mini :) [/b][/quote]
Ummm ... I know that. The Yank comment was aimed at those who think live begins and ends with a truck :)

Ummm ... I know that. The Yank comment was aimed at those who think live begins and ends with a truck :) [/b][/quote]
LOL fair enough...

I used to think that til I owned one of the few GMC Syclones in the UK , and then bought a Lightning here a few years ago.

Insane cars :)


And also I used to have a ML430 and replaced it for a Caddy ESV.

IMHO the caddy beats the benz hands down...

If it is one of the new ones, then yes. If it's an old school Mini Cooper S, then it's fucking badass. The new "mini" doesn't even deserve to be called a mini. They've jazzed up the old styling and placed it onto a much larger vehicle and slapped on the mini badging. Have you ever seen one of the new ones next to and old one? They're massive. They're bigger than most cars in their class. I love old minis, though.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/955000...classic300.jpg
How nifty is this little guy?

Be sure and watch the movie "The Italian Job" if you haven't seen it already. B)

I hope you mean the original, and not the wanky new version with the equally wanky new minis. The old one is classic, though. One of my favourite movies.

I hope you mean the original, and not the wanky new version with the equally wanky new minis. The old one is classic, though. One of my favourite movies. [/b][/quote]
:okthumb:

Damn straight :wnw:

I think I'd have to do years of yoga to be able to squeeze myself into one of those things.

I love both the old and new mini's. The old style cornered as if they were on rails at any speed. :)

A new Mini is one of those cars that most girls seem to absolutely "adore".

Girl sees Mini thinks "hmmmm what a cute, loveable car".

Girl sees guy driving cute, loveable Mini and thinks..............

Make from that what you will ;-)))

I hope you mean the original, and not the wanky new version with the equally wanky new minis. The old one is classic, though. One of my favourite movies. [/b][/quote]
The original version DOES have better cars...

But the new version has Charlize Theron. :okthumb:

So thats why them little shit boxes are so expensive...

So thats why them little shit boxes are so expensive... [/b][/quote]
The MOVIE, Trev, not the car. Jeez. :hic:

The MOVIE, Trev, not the car. Jeez. :hic: [/b][/quote]
Ahh ok... with you now.

The MOVIE, Trev, not the car. Jeez. :hic: [/b][/quote]
Charlize Theron is a permium option. Brings new meaning to the service "OnStar". :agrin:

Ahh ok... with you now. [/b][/quote]
It's ok, Trev. I'm sure Charlize's little shit box IS expensive. :okthumb:

It's ok, Trev. I'm sure Charlize's little shit box IS expensive. :okthumb: [/b][/quote]
Worth paying for though :yowsa:

very gay... its a yuppie car...


And, I have ridden in an original Mini... with a dutch friend who thought it was a race car... even if it had no brakes left... fun times ;)

Charlize Theron is a permium option. Brings new meaning to the service "OnStar". :agrin: [/b][/quote]
That would be a good option: So sir would you like the latest Blaupunkt or the Charlize Theron

Worth paying for though :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
I'd imagine, but not 100% sure about that. I'd have to take a taste test first. :biglaugh:

That would be a good option: So sir would you like the latest Blaupunkt or the Charlize Theron [/b][/quote]
I'd give Charlize Theron a good Blaupunkt anytime. :okthumb:

I'd imagine, but not 100% sure about that. I'd have to take a taste test first. :biglaugh: [/b][/quote]
I just want to fuck it... I aint tasting no ones shit box B)

I wonder what the Benny Hill character would have done with Charlie?

That would be a good option: So sir would you like the latest Blaupunkt or the Charlize Theron [/b][/quote]
You can get Yakov Smirnoff thrown in for free. :P

You can get Yakov Smirnoff thrown in for free. :P [/b][/quote]
I'm begining to think this car aint as gay as I first thought :yowsa:

I wonder what the Benny Hill character would have done with Charlie? [/b][/quote]
Benny was a master :wnw:


He'd have scared the living shit out of her :)

Forwarded to Toni...

If you are offering the Mazda Miata as your trade-in, err YES... :groucho: