Adult Board Game

[leedsfan]

I am thinking about putting together an adult indusutry board game....more for a laugh than a serious biz proposition.

Give me some ideas you'd like to see incorporated:

Here are some of mine:

The ulitmate goal is to retire from the industry, with your reputation intact (if only in your own mind) once you earn 25 million bucks.

The characters you could choose to be range from Serge, to JoeE, to Nick and Ron, and most definately Seth and Timon.

I'd love to see some pitfalls and bonuses as:

Meet Weasel-fall asleep, miss two turns;
FTC catches you using spyware, miss two turns
Mail 15 million people, collect 1 million (this is an old school game)
Get drunk and throw a chair through a window at a convention, miss a turn and pay $5000 in damages
Get arrested in mexico for trying to bribe a police officer-pay $300, plus go directly to jail
Instead of the railway stations, you get to host big shows twice a year, and fleece everyone for everything from overpriced tickets, to toilet paper, and room cards, to $7USD for a bottle of water.


And some essentials:
The go is 10000 sign ups, collect $300,000 (which recurs each time you land on the go square....

you get your merchant account suspended as a penalty, and have to go back to fleecing newbs selling webmaster "How to kits"

share some of your ideas....

[Nickatilynx]

Fucking brilliant!!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



Tax man comes after you....lose your shit!!! LOL

Become a cocaine addict/alcholic/perv...miss 10 turns

Go through rehab and counselling - triple the value of the dice

;-)))

I think the premise is wrong though...seriously.

Making money over and over should be the premise , ie its easy to hit it once and leave , but to keep taking money is an artform

[JoesHO]

you loose a bopard piss, go back three spaces

You fuck a content girl, end up divorced, forfiet half you earnings to that point.

you refuse to do business with Bradshaw, advance 5 spaces.

you win a lawsuit , collect a bonus 500K

you get caught by the taxman, lose a million.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by JoesHO1@Apr 29 2005, 10:10 AM


you get caught by the taxman, lose a million.

4 million.

;-))

[EmporerEJ]

Gotta have a snazzy high tech sex machine in that game!

[Lee]

You throw a chair out of a hotel window.

Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not attend another FLA convention again

[Lee]

You have multiple breakdowns.

Collect $2000 from each player.

[Newton]

You become a board whore collect $1 from each player

[leedsfan]

Originally posted by Newton@Apr 29 2005, 10:29 PM
You become a board whore collect $1 from each player

classic.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Lee@Apr 29 2005, 10:22 PM
You have multiple breakdowns.

Collect $2000 from each player.

OMFG!!! ahahahahahahahahaha

And then Newton's capped it off ahahahahahahaha

[Newton]

Originally posted by leedsfan+May 2 2005, 09:34 AM-->