I am thinking about putting together an adult indusutry board game....more for a laugh than a serious biz proposition.

Give me some ideas you'd like to see incorporated:

Here are some of mine:

The ulitmate goal is to retire from the industry, with your reputation intact (if only in your own mind) once you earn 25 million bucks.

The characters you could choose to be range from Serge, to JoeE, to Nick and Ron, and most definately Seth and Timon.

I'd love to see some pitfalls and bonuses as:

Meet Weasel-fall asleep, miss two turns;
FTC catches you using spyware, miss two turns
Mail 15 million people, collect 1 million (this is an old school game)
Get drunk and throw a chair through a window at a convention, miss a turn and pay $5000 in damages
Get arrested in mexico for trying to bribe a police officer-pay $300, plus go directly to jail
Instead of the railway stations, you get to host big shows twice a year, and fleece everyone for everything from overpriced tickets, to toilet paper, and room cards, to $7USD for a bottle of water.


And some essentials:
The go is 10000 sign ups, collect $300,000 (which recurs each time you land on the go square....

you get your merchant account suspended as a penalty, and have to go back to fleecing newbs selling webmaster "How to kits"

share some of your ideas....

Fucking brilliant!!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



Tax man comes after you....lose your shit!!! LOL

Become a cocaine addict/alcholic/perv...miss 10 turns

Go through rehab and counselling - triple the value of the dice

;-)))

I think the premise is wrong though...seriously.

Making money over and over should be the premise , ie its easy to hit it once and leave , but to keep taking money is an artform :)

:)

you loose a bopard piss, go back three spaces

You fuck a content girl, end up divorced, forfiet half you earnings to that point.

you refuse to do business with Bradshaw, advance 5 spaces.

you win a lawsuit , collect a bonus 500K

you get caught by the taxman, lose a million.

4 million.

;-))

Gotta have a snazzy high tech sex machine in that game!

You throw a chair out of a hotel window.

Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not attend another FLA convention again :biglaugh:

You have multiple breakdowns.

Collect $2000 from each player.

You become a board whore collect $1 from each player

classic.

OMFG!!! ahahahahahahahahaha

And then Newton's capped it off ahahahahahahaha

classic. [/b][/quote]
;)

agreed on the premise.

definately agree with the other additions.

some more i came up with over the weekend...

Gonzales gets appointed new attorney general, everyone misses 5 turns, and 1 in 5 is randomly put out of business

Hook up a webmaster golf event at beautiful golf course-(webmasters get caught doing drugs in member washrooms) lose membership of prestigious golf club......miss a turn and pay $40000 in fines

webmasters post bogus stats, lose 3 months of revenue, and pay $20,000 in forced advertising campaign to regain reputation

start a multi million dollar hosting company, go out of business before you get your first contract, whoah!

shoot a girl under age....get shut down miss a turn, reopen under a new name in a different state.

that was in my first post Lee. be sure to read the whole post next time.

that was in my first post Lee. be sure to read the whole post next time. [/b][/quote]
You must excuse him ,..... he's gay you know.

:)

You must excuse him ,..... he's gay you know.

:) [/b][/quote]
i heard.

still.... doesnt excuse him does it?

i heard.

still.... doesnt excuse him does it? [/b][/quote]
well, masturbation is supposed to make you go blind... doubling up could
cause poor eyesight twice as fast... :rolleyes:

Throw snakes eyes and get fucked by a tranny, lose a turn