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Old 04-09-2005   #1
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The chick just roasted my freak meter!
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I got queasy just reading that!!
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I knew I shouldn't have looked....but I fucking did anyway
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OK so thats Mike added to my do not open list!
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I was not trying to freak anyone out. I found it shocking myself.

This is why I sometimes am afraid to leave the house!
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Ok so what happens in it for those of us too chicken to look?
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Me to...couple of sickoooos!
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Is that the finger they found in the bowl of chile?

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Is that the finger they found in the bowl of chile?
Damn, you beat me to that one. I was going to ask if either of them worked at Wendy's.

I like this line from the guy: "And if we ever break up we’ll just tell people it’s a permanent shocker."
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Love hurts, love scars,
Love wounds, and marks,
Any heart, not tough,
Or strong, enough
To take a lot of pain,
Take a lot of pain
Love is like a cloud
Holds a lot of rain
Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts
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Thats just extreme some people should not be allowed out without a chaperone <_<
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Thats just so wrong, I've been married for 7 years and it's only now I feel like chewing his fingers off

and his head most of the time
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My mom always said that retards shouldnt be allowed to put things in their mouths
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It's not too bad, it's just freaky what people will do to each other
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Got told that a lot when you were a kid didn't you?!?!



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Sick Very sick… But on the other hand if it was the hubby’s cock I would be happy. Then I know the bastard would not stray.
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Ahahahahaahah Trev run


toni your either really weird or very funny
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It doesn't look like an April Fools joke, but I sure hope it was.
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