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Mike AI 04-09-2005 07:25 PM
http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20050401.html

gonzo 04-09-2005 07:28 PM
The chick just roasted my freak meter!

TheEnforcer 04-09-2005 07:32 PM
I got queasy just reading that!! :blink:

sarettah 04-09-2005 07:33 PM
:headwall: :headwall:

I knew I shouldn't have looked....but I fucking did anyway :headwall: :headwall:

Newton 04-09-2005 07:33 PM
There is nout as strange as folk ..

Trev 04-09-2005 07:33 PM
OK so thats Mike added to my do not open list!

Mike AI 04-09-2005 07:58 PM
I was not trying to freak anyone out. I found it shocking myself.

This is why I sometimes am afraid to leave the house!

Nickatilynx 04-09-2005 08:19 PM
Ok so what happens in it for those of us too chicken to look?

Newton 04-09-2005 09:07 PM
You gotta look, its compulsory :okthumb:

Steady 04-09-2005 09:26 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Apr 9 2005, 03:33 PM
I got queasy just reading that!! :blink:
Me to...couple of sickoooos!

Sabby 04-09-2005 09:27 PM
That is beyond insane.


Sabby:)

gonzo 04-09-2005 09:33 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Sabby@Apr 9 2005, 08:28 PM
That is beyond insane.


Sabby:)
YOu got to admit shes got the hot psycho look in her eyes.
Id butter her muffin.

JizBiz 04-09-2005 09:43 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by gonzo+Apr 9 2005, 08:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Apr 9 2005, 08:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sabby@Apr 9 2005, 08:28 PM
That is beyond insane.


Sabby:)
YOu got to admit shes got the hot psycho look in her eyes.
Id butter her muffin. [/b][/quote]
ummmmm

3 lady fingers to go please!




***got any salt***

Steady 04-09-2005 10:10 PM
Is that the finger they found in the bowl of chile?

Steady :rokk: "Hook-Em-Horns"

ThrobX 04-10-2005 01:45 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Steady@Apr 9 2005, 06:11 PM
Is that the finger they found in the bowl of chile?
Damn, you beat me to that one. I was going to ask if either of them worked at Wendy's.

I like this line from the guy: "And if we ever break up we’ll just tell people it’s a permanent shocker."

:lol:

Mike AI 04-10-2005 02:31 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by ThrobX+Apr 10 2005, 12:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ThrobX @ Apr 10 2005, 12:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Steady@Apr 9 2005, 06:11 PM
Is that the finger they found in the bowl of chile?
Damn, you beat me to that one. I was going to ask if either of them worked at Wendy's.

I like this line from the guy: "And if we ever break up we’ll just tell people it’s a permanent shocker."

:lol: [/b][/quote]


I was wondering how long it would take for the reference....

Dravyk 04-10-2005 04:27 AM
Love hurts, love scars,
Love wounds, and marks,
Any heart, not tough,
Or strong, enough
To take a lot of pain,
Take a lot of pain
Love is like a cloud
Holds a lot of rain
Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts

Rikk 04-10-2005 05:50 AM
Thats just extreme :o some people should not be allowed out without a chaperone <_<

Becki 04-10-2005 06:19 AM
Eeeew :o

Thats just so wrong, I've been married for 7 years and it's only now I feel like chewing his fingers off :unsure:

and his head most of the time :lol:

prime 04-10-2005 06:21 AM
im tempted to open it :nyanya:

Armstrong 04-10-2005 07:11 AM
My mom always said that retards shouldnt be allowed to put things in their mouths :blink:

runner 04-10-2005 07:56 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Armstrong@Apr 10 2005, 03:12 AM
My mom always said that retards shouldnt be allowed to put things in their mouths :blink:
:wnw: :okthumb:


LMAO :lol:

Peaches 04-10-2005 08:45 AM
I always wait for comments before I click on anything. I can already tell I'm not clicking on this one!

Trev 04-10-2005 09:28 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Peaches@Apr 10 2005, 01:46 PM
I always wait for comments before I click on anything. I can already tell I'm not clicking on this one!
It's not too bad, it's just freaky what people will do to each other :unsure:

TheEnforcer 04-10-2005 02:53 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Armstrong@Apr 10 2005, 06:12 AM
My mom always said that retards shouldnt be allowed to put things in their mouths :blink:
Got told that a lot when you were a kid didn't you?!?! :burn:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:yowsa:

Armstrong 04-10-2005 03:19 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Apr 10 2005, 10:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Apr 10 2005, 10:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Armstrong@Apr 10 2005, 06:12 AM
My mom always said that retards shouldnt be allowed to put things in their mouths :blink:
Got told that a lot when you were a kid didn't you?!?! :burn:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:yowsa: [/b][/quote]
Well yeah :unsure:

BUT MOMMA SAID I WAS SPECIAL!!! :blink: :huh:

Toni 04-10-2005 04:12 PM
Sick Very sick… But on the other hand if it was the hubby’s cock I would be happy. Then I know the bastard would not stray. :lol:

Armstrong 04-10-2005 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by toni@Apr 10 2005, 12:13 PM
Sick Very sick… But on the other hand if it was the hubby’s cock I would be happy. Then I know the bastard would not stray. :lol:
DAMN IT!!!

Thats not even close to funny :cryin:

Trev 04-10-2005 04:22 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Armstrong+Apr 10 2005, 09:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Armstrong @ Apr 10 2005, 09:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-toni@Apr 10 2005, 12:13 PM
Sick Very sick… But on the other hand if it was the hubby’s cock I would be happy. Then I know the bastard would not stray. :lol:
DAMN IT!!!

Thats not even close to funny :cryin: [/b][/quote]
Armstrong meet my wife :blink:

Toni 04-10-2005 04:32 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Armstrong+Apr 10 2005, 12:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Armstrong @ Apr 10 2005, 12:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-toni@Apr 10 2005, 12:13 PM
Sick Very sick… But on the other hand if it was the hubby’s cock I would be happy. Then I know the bastard would not stray. :lol:
DAMN IT!!!

Thats not even close to funny :cryin:[/b][/quote]
Hi Armstrong :D

May not be funny to you but is funny to me cos the bastard is known for straying. :steemed:













And when i say straying it is always round DOGS :lol:

Trev 04-10-2005 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by toni+Apr 10 2005, 09:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (toni @ Apr 10 2005, 09:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:
Originally posted by Armstrong@Apr 10 2005, 12:21 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-toni
Quote:
@Apr 10 2005, 12:13 PM
Sick Very sick… But on the other hand if it was the hubby’s cock I would be happy. Then I know the bastard would not stray. :lol:

DAMN IT!!!

Thats not even close to funny :cryin:
Hi Armstrong :D

May not be funny to you but is funny to me cos the bastard is known for straying. :steemed:








And when i say straying it is always round DOGS :lol: [/b][/quote]
Now thats just harsh :(






















Note to the guys: she wasn't a dog, hell no, she was a stunner!

rendh 04-10-2005 05:48 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Trev+Apr 10 2005, 01:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Apr 10 2005, 01:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:
Originally posted by toni@Apr 10 2005, 09:33 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Armstrong@Apr 10 2005, 12:21 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-toni
Quote:
Quote:
@Apr 10 2005, 12:13 PM
Sick Very sick… But on the other hand if it was the hubby’s cock I would be happy. Then I know the bastard would not stray. :lol:

DAMN IT!!!

Thats not even close to funny :cryin:

Hi Armstrong :D

May not be funny to you but is funny to me cos the bastard is known for straying. :steemed:








And when i say straying it is always round DOGS :lol:
Now thats just harsh :(






















Note to the guys: she wasn't a dog, hell no, she was a stunner! [/b][/quote]
yeah I'm sure she was lol you going to get your nob chewed off :lol:

runner 04-10-2005 06:16 PM
Ahahahahaahah Trev run


toni your either really weird or very funny :lol:

Mike AI 04-10-2005 06:26 PM
This is turning into a Jerry Springer show!

Trev 04-10-2005 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mike AI@Apr 10 2005, 11:27 PM
This is turning into a Jerry Springer show!
You really need to get my background :lol:

Even Jerry wouldn't touch it :blink:

rendh 04-10-2005 07:30 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Trev+Apr 10 2005, 03:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Apr 10 2005, 03:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mike AI@Apr 10 2005, 11:27 PM
This is turning into a Jerry Springer show!
You really need to get my background :lol:

Even Jerry wouldn't touch it :blink: [/b][/quote]
Oh god! I thought it bad that you were a brit now it seams like your a freak show as well :P

PornoDoggy 04-10-2005 07:49 PM
Am I the only one that noticed the date of that story?

Trev 04-10-2005 07:56 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Apr 11 2005, 12:50 AM
Am I the only one that noticed the date of that story?
Nope but its the fool that keeps on after 12pm here in the UK.


B)



Want to buy my pics of toni nawing my...

The Other Steve 04-10-2005 09:26 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Apr 10 2005, 03:50 PM
Am I the only one that noticed the date of that story?
If all you noticed was the date then it's way passed the time when you should have retired :yowsa:

PornoDoggy 04-10-2005 10:03 PM
Don't you have some dusting to do, or carpets to vacuum?

The Other Steve 04-10-2005 10:56 PM
Damn - thanks for reminding me - I told the boss I would have the house vacuumed before she gets back from Brisbane tonight - and I completely forgot about it. :okthumb:

DaddysGirl 04-11-2005 10:46 AM
that has to be the craziest shit I have ever seen! gave me the ebbe geebes!

*KK* 04-11-2005 03:07 PM
It doesn't look like an April Fools joke, but I sure hope it was.


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