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Old 01-28-2005   #1
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On valentines my girlfriend leaves for the mountains for 3 months. I can't even talk to her on the phone.

I've put on like 35 pounds over the last 4-5 months (i had gotten myself extremely skinny), and I've even lost the deepness of my tan. I'm gonna be fat and fuckin looonely soon. I neeeed sex too. But I dont want to cheat on her. *sniffle*
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On valentines my girlfriend leaves for the mountains for 3 months. I can't even talk to her on the phone.

I've put on like 35 pounds over the last 4-5 months (i had gotten myself extremely skinny), and I've even lost the deepness of my tan. I'm gonna be fat and fuckin looonely soon. I neeeed sex too. But I dont want to cheat on her. *sniffle*
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