On valentines my girlfriend leaves for the mountains for 3 months. I can't even talk to her on the phone.

I've put on like 35 pounds over the last 4-5 months (i had gotten myself extremely skinny), and I've even lost the deepness of my tan. I'm gonna be fat and fuckin looonely soon. I neeeed sex too. But I dont want to cheat on her. *sniffle* :(

You'll just have to rely on the 5 sisters...

You gotta eat more to score!

You'll just have to rely on the 5 sisters... [/b][/quote]
All she has is a big fat brother. :(

I should probably find an Itallian girl.

All she has is a big fat brother. :( [/b][/quote]
I think you'll find the 5 sisters at the end of your hand ;-)))

I think you'll find the 5 sisters at the end of your hand ;-))) [/b][/quote]
Ahhhh..








:( :( :(

All she has is a big fat brother. :( [/b][/quote]
Hahahahah!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Man... if we had a way to verify it I wouldn't doubt people would take out a pool on whether you can do it or not!! :P

Do what?

I should probably find an Itallian girl. [/b][/quote]
go to the fphillipines man, you will grab a ten for sure!!!!!

american girls are to spoiled...

you cant go visit?

go to the fphillipines man, you will grab a ten for sure!!!!!

american girls are to spoiled... [/b][/quote]
I mean cuzz itallian girls will put up with a fat belly.

My gf isn't too spoiled, she is an artist. But then again, her dad/stepdad do pay for her expensive art school, chicago appartment, and food. I pay for her entertainment.....and her 10 grand for her trip to the mountains.


Yea...she is spoiled!

Carpe Krispe! ... Which is Latin for "Seize the Donut!"

She's gonna be walking the mountains and buildin iglos and wrestling bears and mountain goats. She'll prolly smell like shit too.

Mommy! I'm scared! :blink:

This man designs for us.

He also moonlights as our debt collector.

Fool around or stay satisfied with the 5 sisters aka Rosie Palmer ;>))

Fool around or stay satisfied with the 5 sisters aka Rosie Palmer ;>)) [/b][/quote]
Ah. Three months is a long time.

This man designs for us.

He also moonlights as our debt collector. [/b][/quote]
looks like a pussy:)

looks like a pussy:) [/b][/quote]
Completely. :)

looks like a pussy:) [/b][/quote]
You are what you eat :blink:

Ah. Three months is a long time. [/b][/quote]
Already rationilizing!! :P

I mean cuzz itallian girls will put up with a fat belly.

My gf isn't too spoiled, she is an artist. But then again, her dad/stepdad do pay for her expensive art school, chicago appartment, and food. I pay for her entertainment.....and her 10 grand for her trip to the mountains.


Yea...she is spoiled! [/b][/quote]
So.............YOU paid 10k to send her up a mountain for 3 mths?

Isn't that like putting petrol in someone elses car?

So.............YOU paid 10k to send her up a mountain for 3 mths?

Isn't that like putting petrol in someone elses car? [/b][/quote]
Pussy does strange things to people.

He's got pussy fever.

Pussy does strange things to people.

He's got pussy fever. [/b][/quote]
Yup , and no one is immune from it.

Just remember... men do NOT pay a prostitute for sex...






























They pay them to shut up and leave immediately... :yowsa:

So.............YOU paid 10k to send her up a mountain for 3 mths?

Isn't that like putting petrol in someone elses car? [/b][/quote]
She needs it, she is depressed sometimes, her mommy died last year and she's taking it hard still. She could use a break and the adventure (she is very much the outdoorsy type, has done summer camps for kids and works with the park district currently). Her dad the preacher is supposed to put in half, but I won't hold my breath since he doesn't have a paying job as he is starting a new church.

I can't think of myself ALL the time.