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Old 01-12-2005   #1
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Providing you are a one legged black lesbian Jew who is converting to Islam you live in Paris, Texas your , first name is "Bob", and you are a third Dan at oragami.


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I've had exactly that person posting for me since Oprano opened. I dictate over the phone what to type and it appears. I want back pay for all posts since I started and have it doubled for lost income potential. And a bonus for being the first to come forward to collect. I think $2000 ought to cover it. :P
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Oh I forgot , collectable only by Bob in person in Vancouver , June 22nd 2006.
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Shit!! <_<

But the interest in the interveining time is 25% a day compounded daily.
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It appears someone found my AFF profile. :angry:
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Oh I forgot , collectable only by Bob in person in Vancouver , June 22nd 2006.
My new website "Hobbling with Bob the Black Lesbian" comes on line next week, so I imagine I'll be gimping on in in to see ya. Be prepared I'm bringin all my sisters and all my sistas with me.

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Providing you are a one legged black lesbian Jew who is converting to Islam you live in Paris, Texas your , first name is "Bob", and you are a third Dan at oragami.


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Ok, when making out that check, the last name is "Smith" and have them bring it to the door, i cant make it to the mailbox on one leg. And tell them not after sunset, because I might be observing a holiday.

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I think i can fit that in, between the BET "Slam Jam" and the Hassidic "Are you fucked up l'chaim" conventions.

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Hello,

Is this thing on?

Mazeltov. Oops, I mean

Allah Akhbar!
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hey did you hear about jim neighbors?

they found him BOBing on the hudson LOL LOL
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fuck you!!!

You even got me with that, and I thought I was immune!!!
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fuck you!!!

You even got me with that, and I thought I was immune!!!
No one is safe...no one...


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i'll be there,
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Damm Nick, I saw that thread and thought wtf!!!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Damn! Guess I'm back to making purdy free sites again to pay for my hosting.
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It appears someone found my AFF profile. :angry:
Whoever found it stole it from me.
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Providing you are a one legged black lesbian Jew who is converting to Islam you live in Paris, Texas your , first name is "Bob", and you are a third Dan at oragami.


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Oy Vey, praise allah. It is a miracle. You are such a kind man Tiny Dickatilynx. May all your camels always be humped. If I post 1 million platitudes I will be able to buy a prostethic leg instead of this one that I constructed of folded paper. The people down here in Paris are so nice and patient as they swerve to avoid me on the main street, they will be thanking you too.
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Providing you are a one legged black lesbian Jew who is converting to Islam you live in Paris, Texas your , first name is "Bob", and you are a third Dan at oragami.


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Fuck I was getting the first few right, but Sorry my name aint Bob
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WAIT! I know this lesbian!
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