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Nickatilynx 01-12-2005 12:40 PM
Providing you are a one legged black lesbian Jew who is converting to Islam you live in Paris, Texas your , first name is "Bob", and you are a third Dan at oragami.


Thank you :)

TheEnforcer 01-12-2005 12:44 PM
I've had exactly that person posting for me since Oprano opened. I dictate over the phone what to type and it appears. I want back pay for all posts since I started and have it doubled for lost income potential. And a bonus for being the first to come forward to collect. I think $2000 ought to cover it. :P

Nickatilynx 01-12-2005 12:46 PM
Oh I forgot , collectable only by Bob in person in Vancouver , June 22nd 2006. :)

TheEnforcer 01-12-2005 01:23 PM
Shit!! <_<

But the interest in the interveining time is 25% a day compounded daily. :yowsa:

NickPapageorgio 01-12-2005 01:29 PM
It appears someone found my AFF profile. :angry:

sarettah 01-12-2005 01:33 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 12 2005, 12:47 PM
Oh I forgot , collectable only by Bob in person in Vancouver , June 22nd 2006. :)
My new website "Hobbling with Bob the Black Lesbian" comes on line next week, so I imagine I'll be gimping on in in to see ya. Be prepared I'm bringin all my sisters and all my sistas with me.

Shalom, praise allah, word You'all

grimm 01-12-2005 02:50 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 12 2005, 09:41 AM
Providing you are a one legged black lesbian Jew who is converting to Islam you live in Paris, Texas your , first name is "Bob", and you are a third Dan at oragami.


Thank you :)
Ok, when making out that check, the last name is "Smith" and have them bring it to the door, i cant make it to the mailbox on one leg. And tell them not after sunset, because I might be observing a holiday.

:agrin:

grimm 01-12-2005 02:53 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 12 2005, 09:47 AM
Oh I forgot , collectable only by Bob in person in Vancouver , June 22nd 2006. :)
I think i can fit that in, between the BET "Slam Jam" and the Hassidic "Are you fucked up l'chaim" conventions.

Shalom, Asalamalakem

Bob 01-12-2005 02:57 PM
Hello,

Is this thing on?

Mazeltov. Oops, I mean

Allah Akhbar!

JoesHO 01-12-2005 03:15 PM
hey did you hear about jim neighbors?

they found him BOBing on the hudson LOL LOL

Winetalk.com 01-12-2005 03:19 PM
fuck you!!!

You even got me with that, and I thought I was immune!!!
;)

Nickatilynx 01-12-2005 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Winetalk.com@Jan 12 2005, 12:20 PM
fuck you!!!

You even got me with that, and I thought I was immune!!!
;)
No one is safe...no one...


;-))

leedsfan 01-12-2005 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 12 2005, 09:47 AM
Oh I forgot , collectable only by Bob in person in Vancouver , June 22nd 2006. :)
i'll be there,

sextoyking 01-12-2005 03:36 PM
Damm Nick, I saw that thread and thought wtf!!!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo :)

Dravyk 01-12-2005 05:05 PM
Damn! Guess I'm back to making purdy free sites again to pay for my hosting. :(

Raven 01-12-2005 07:12 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by NickPapageorgio@Jan 12 2005, 10:30 AM
It appears someone found my AFF profile. :angry:
Whoever found it stole it from me. :blink:

Mohammed_Robert_Dykeowitz 01-17-2005 12:00 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 12 2005, 09:41 AM
Providing you are a one legged black lesbian Jew who is converting to Islam you live in Paris, Texas your , first name is "Bob", and you are a third Dan at oragami.


Thank you :)
Oy Vey, praise allah. It is a miracle. You are such a kind man Tiny Dickatilynx. May all your camels always be humped. If I post 1 million platitudes I will be able to buy a prostethic leg instead of this one that I constructed of folded paper. The people down here in Paris are so nice and patient as they swerve to avoid me on the main street, they will be thanking you too.

Nickatilynx 01-17-2005 12:09 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mohammed_Robert_Dykeowitz+Jan 17 2005, 09:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mohammed_Robert_Dykeowitz @ Jan 17 2005, 09:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Jan 12 2005, 09:41 AM
Providing you are a one legged black lesbian Jew who is converting to Islam you live in Paris, Texas your , first name is "Bob", and you are a third Dan at oragami.


Thank you :)
Oy Vey, praise allah. It is a miracle. You are such a kind man Tiny Dickatilynx. May all your camels always be humped. If I post 1 million platitudes I will be able to buy a prostethic leg instead of this one that I constructed of folded paper. The people down here in Paris are so nice and patient as they swerve to avoid me on the main street, they will be thanking you too. [/b][/quote]
ahahahahahahaha

Fuck!

Hi Bob.

JFK 01-17-2005 08:20 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 12 2005, 09:41 AM
Providing you are a one legged black lesbian Jew who is converting to Islam you live in Paris, Texas your , first name is "Bob", and you are a third Dan at oragami.


Thank you :)
Fuck I was getting the first few right, but Sorry my name aint Bob :(

LeeNoga 01-18-2005 11:17 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 12 2005, 09:41 AM
Providing you are a one legged black lesbian Jew who is converting to Islam you live in Paris, Texas your , first name is "Bob", and you are a third Dan at oragami.
WAIT! I know this lesbian! :rokk:


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