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Old 11-18-2004   #51
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and yep, you could have snaked 100 bucks off of me there my mind works too fast at times.. sometimes the answer is right in front of you
after snaking over 1/4 of a mil of you,
I can afford leaving you the last $100
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yep 9/10, not 1/2


indeed, expanding it to ten made the answer obvious. i just ten as an arbitrary number, easy to work with.
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and you need to add some zeros to that 100
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and you need to add some zeros to that 100
I won't,
I pretend it never happened
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Oh yeah and.. im stealing this question to ask on GWW lol
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http://forums.gaywidewebmasters.com/showth...49205#post49205

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You know, to be honest, i dont htink i could even find it on a map

Im not all that good with geography, i only got a D grade for that subject
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Just give them Schroedinger's Cat and let them chew on that
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as soon as 1 goat door is open, your probability of having picked the right door originally become 1/2, if you pick again, they stay 1/2... (wow, imagine that, probabilities do change)


if the question was: Are the probability better at the time of the second pick than when you made your first pick, than yes, sure....



but a logic problem being tricky only because of how the question is asked isnt much fun... especially when its a russian asking
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you still don't get it, do you?
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I am sorry it takes Canadiens longer to comprehend things than to the normal people
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Ok, there are two goats. One is heading south down I-66 at 140 miles per hour with a 20 mile an hour head wind. Another goat is going north along I-228 at 162 miles an hour with a 41 mile an hour tail wind. Which goat is wearing the beret?
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Ok, there are two goats. One is heading south down I-66 at 140 miles per hour with a 20 mile an hour head wind. Another goat is going north along I-228 at 162 miles an hour with a 41 mile an hour tail wind. Which goat is wearing the beret?
The French one
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Just give them Schroedinger's Cat and let them chew on that
I'd rather ponder Zeller Schwarze Kat myself
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This is a famous problem. The answer is so annoyingly counterintuitive that mathematicians were writing Marilyn Savant to tell her she had the answer wrong in her column (she had it right). It also took Paul Erdos, one of the best mathematicians of the 20th century a little while before he agreed with the solution after he gave the wrong answer.
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Heres one for you that my daughter and I played with the other night:

Scenario: Pitch black night. 4 men are traveling with one lantern amongst them. They come to a bridge across a very deep ravine. The bridge is only wide enough and strong enough to support 2 of the men at a time. There is no railing or side on the bridge so because of the darkness you cannot go over the bridge without the lantern and furthermore no man dares to go across the bridge without being in actual contact with the lantern.

Man 1 can cross the bridge in 5 minutes
Man 2 can cross the bridge in 10 minutes
Man 3 can cross the bridge in 20 minutes
Man 4 can cross the bridge in 25 minutes

What is the least amount of time that it can take for all 4 men to cross the bridge ?
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you still don't get it, do you?
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I am sorry it takes Canadiens longer to comprehend things than to the normal people
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Bullshit!!!!

The correct answer is:

You bribe the stagehand to signal you which door has the car behind.

Why gamble?


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Heres one for you that my daughter and I played with the other night:

Scenario: Pitch black night. 4 men are traveling with one lantern amongst them. They come to a bridge across a very deep ravine. The bridge is only wide enough and strong enough to support 2 of the men at a time. There is no railing or side on the bridge so because of the darkness you cannot go over the bridge without the lantern and furthermore no man dares to go across the bridge without being in actual contact with the lantern.

Man 1 can cross the bridge in 5 minutes
Man 2 can cross the bridge in 10 minutes
Man 3 can cross the bridge in 20 minutes
Man 4 can cross the bridge in 25 minutes

What is the least amount of time that it can take for all 4 men to cross the bridge ?
30 minutes.

You dont say whether they all have to get onto the other side or just 'cross' the bridge
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Heres one for you that my daughter and I played with the other night:

Scenario: Pitch black night. 4 men are traveling with one lantern amongst them. They come to a bridge across a very deep ravine. The bridge is only wide enough and strong enough to support 2 of the men at a time. There is no railing or side on the bridge so because of the darkness you cannot go over the bridge without the lantern and furthermore no man dares to go across the bridge without being in actual contact with the lantern.

Man 1 can cross the bridge in 5 minutes
Man 2 can cross the bridge in 10 minutes
Man 3 can cross the bridge in 20 minutes
Man 4 can cross the bridge in 25 minutes

What is the least amount of time that it can take for all 4 men to cross the bridge ?
The least amount of time for all 4 men to get across the bridge would be 1 hour and 5 minutes...

Man 1 goes across with Man 2 - 10 mins
Man 1 goes back with the lantern - 5 mins
Man 1 and Man 3 go across - 20 mins
Man 1 goes back - 5 mins
Man 1 and Man 4 go across - 25 mins
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sigh..

1 and 2 cross over 10 mins
1 returns 5mins
3 and 4 cross 25mins
2 returns 10 mins
1 and 2 cross 10 mins

60 mins.....
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sneaky...

Man 1 goes across with Man 2 - 10 mins
Man 1 goes back with the lantern - 5 mins
Man 3 and Man 4 go across - 25 mins
Man 2 goes back - 10 mins
Man 1 and Man 2 go across - 10 mins

a la 1 hour

go canada!
Give the man a ceeeeegar....

you probably googled it though

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shit beaten by metzo by a hair!!


feck!

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sigh..

1 and 2 cross over 10 mins
1 returns 5mins
3 and 4 cross 25mins
2 returns 10 mins
1 and 2 cross 10 mins

60 mins.....
Well, it's always easier to get after someone posts the answer....
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Try this test to see if you have what it takes to be a British Army Officer ...ok except prolly nationality
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I don't have to take the test, I am not qualified to be a Britis Officer because:

1. I am not pasty faced
2. I don't like my meat boiled
3. I am not gay

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Battery went dead
Diabetic is in a coma
Burned the hell out of the pilot
Lit the entire desert on fire
Nomads killed my fitnesss instructor guy
But, I did manage to shoot down the rescue helicopter
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Fuck!!!!

You are right!!


Question 14 )
You are in command of a squadron of Challenger main battle tanks.
You are fully armed and fueled.
Your orders are to engage all enemy


When faced by a vastly superior force in entrenched positions with full armour and air support do you:

i) retreat
ii) attack
iii) surrender
iv) utilising the bright pink camo paint on yr tanks , infiltrate the enemy and once won over hurt their feelings by criticising there uniforms , decor or taste in TV programming


Answer

i) we are not Italian!!!
ii) only if they are soccer fans , chanting of "come over here if you reckon your hard enough" should establish this.
iii) We aren't fucking French
iv) Correct answer, after the enemy feelings have been hurt however , make them a nice cup of tea and say "Oh well , never mind then , it'll all come out in the wash"


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Battery went dead
Diabetic is in a coma
Burned the hell out of the pilot
Lit the entire desert on fire
Nomads killed my fitnesss instructor guy
But, I did manage to shoot down the rescue helicopter
ahahahahaha sweeet

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British Army clearly has high standards...I got 30/80, had no battery power and the diabetic chick was in a coma...but I have all the attributes to make it as an officer.

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I got...

""78 out of 80.
We fixed the plane .
The pilot won a Olympic Medal in Cycling
The chick with diabetes is alive and married to an Insurance Salesman in Des Moines.She is into the BDSM scene.
Haliburton built a Casino in the Desert
And the nomads , now known as "San de Nigga and the Infidels" , had a platinum album called "Nuke it!"

Welcome back General , two points deducted , forgot to make tea"



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You don't have to be gay to be a Brit Army Officer!!!
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