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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Aug 17 2004, 09:27 AM you can now buy CASKET at COSTCO, $800, with 48 hours delivery!
Eat your heart out , "6 feet under" industry!!
;-))))
I beleive this is only in South Florida where old geezers are dying off pretty quickly.
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That's great....leave it up to Costco for sure. Wish they had that available back in February when my mother in law passed away....would have been a whole helluva lot cheaper....lol
After my MIL's funeral, I seriously considered getting into the biz as a funeral planner...I'm sooo sick of going to same ol', same ol' funerals. I want my funeral to be kick ass, man! Those osbourne speakers would be perfect for the after party...woohoo! hehehe
In fact, I want 2 ozzy songs played at my funeral...haha....have had it planned for years now...those speakers would be very fitting.
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Originally posted by gigi@Aug 17 2004, 12:04 PM That's great....leave it up to Costco for sure. Wish they had that available back in February when my mother in law passed away....would have been a whole helluva lot cheaper....lol
After my MIL's funeral, I seriously considered getting into the biz as a funeral planner...I'm sooo sick of going to same ol', same ol' funerals. I want my funeral to be kick ass, man! Those osbourne speakers would be perfect for the after party...woohoo! hehehe
In fact, I want 2 ozzy songs played at my funeral...haha....have had it planned for years now...those speakers would be very fitting.
GiGi, I am glad I am not alone in making plans for the LAST party
;-))
I will have Besso me, besso me mucho" played at my funeral, in the loop,
my parents told me I was terrorizing them with thta song when I was 3 years old,
I like to be consistant
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Afterwards, everybody will be going to titty bar to have one for me
;-))))
Why do I picture a bunch of people from certain parts of the country buying the box at Costco and then burying grandma in the back yard?
I just see little good coming out of this!
Alex
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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Aug 17 2004, 09:10 AM GiGi, I am glad I am not alone in making plans for the LAST party
;-))
I will have Besso me, besso me mucho" played at my funeral, in the loop,
my parents told me I was terrorizing them with thta song when I was 3 years old,
I like to be consistant
;_))
hahaha, I love it Serge! Consistancy!
Titty bar? Forget it! How about renting a hall and hiring your own dancers.
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