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you can now buy CASKET at COSTCO, $800, with 48 hours delivery!
Eat your heart out , "6 feet under" industry!! ;-)))) |
Anyone remember this site? Buy your stylish casket now, use it as furniture, and then as your final resting place.
http://www.casketfurniture.com/casket_furniture.php |
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wrong....it's available in Chicago area as a pilot project. If I was having booth at the Internext, I'd dress it up with this for INSTANT success! http://www.casketfurniture.com/thumbs/cask_speakers.jpg |
That's great....leave it up to Costco for sure. Wish they had that available back in February when my mother in law passed away....would have been a whole helluva lot cheaper....lol
After my MIL's funeral, I seriously considered getting into the biz as a funeral planner...I'm sooo sick of going to same ol', same ol' funerals. I want my funeral to be kick ass, man! Those osbourne speakers would be perfect for the after party...woohoo! hehehe In fact, I want 2 ozzy songs played at my funeral...haha....have had it planned for years now...those speakers would be very fitting. :rokk: |
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;-)) I will have Besso me, besso me mucho" played at my funeral, in the loop, my parents told me I was terrorizing them with thta song when I was 3 years old, I like to be consistant ;_)) Afterwards, everybody will be going to titty bar to have one for me ;-)))) |
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They should put it next to the brisket or mayo. Always follow the needs and wants your niche.
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Why do I picture a bunch of people from certain parts of the country buying the box at Costco and then burying grandma in the back yard?
I just see little good coming out of this! Alex |
My girlfriend refuses to see the logic of buying them now and using them for planters in the front yard until we need them for the other purpose. :(
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My family has been instructed to have a BIG huge party with lots of food and drink when I go :) No caskets, cremation only.
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How about this business idea... "the tibet sky burial rent package":
- 1 Big Butcher Knife Set - 10 Vultures Is there are market for this in Florida? :rolleyes: |
sorry, the only way to go is in a KISS Koffin
http://www.popsmear.com/brandnew/images/kisskasket.jpg http://www.ananova.com/images/entert...nAP410x281.jpg |
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Titty bar? Forget it! How about renting a hall and hiring your own dancers. :bdance: :cdance: |
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:rokk: [/b][/quote] They are hard to get now though They don't list them on KISS website anymore.... I may have to look on EBay for one and they were retailing for $4000 a couple years ago, so might be a bit more on EBay unless I can find on "slightly used" |
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