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Old 04-18-2004   #1
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I like the Russian language because male and female noun atributes have different ending, so you knoiw right away the sex of the person one is talking about
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yeap, not the sharpest pencil in the tool box
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yeap, not the sharpest pencil in the tool box
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I don't get it though ... Gonzo & Colin both seem to find this woman intelligent and Gonzo has spoken highly of her.

I must be missing something ... or maybe i'm just biased.
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Gonzo & Colin both seem to find this woman intelligent
cj,

Let me try and explain this. It is a strange phenomona that affects ,as you know , even me. ;-))))

Its about numbers....

Lets call it "Nicks Law"

""A woman will have her believed inteligence increased in the minds of men in direct proportion to her sexuals attributes.""

Thus say any woman with an average IQ of 100.

Factor in the fact she laughs at the mans jokes = multiply by 1.05
Bust size = A = 1.12 B= 1.14 C= 1.16 D =1.18
good ass = 1.20
willingness to put out 1.3

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As you can see as these criterias build up , men find a lot of women very inteligent.

I have indeed met women who are in my mind without a doubt downright geniuses ;-))))))


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Nick,
I think you know THIS math much better than Colin
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you left one multiplier though...

if man is single, use another 1.1 multiplier
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some single man I know are good for 1.2!
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ahahahahahahahhaha

very very true.

I did leave that out
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thanks nick ;-(

according to your maths i have an iq of 80
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I'll second what Serge said.

Yep..she sure isn't the sharpest pencil in the box.
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thanks nick ;-(

according to your maths i have an iq of 80
not a chance , you are a very inteligent woman ;-)))

Hell, according to gonzo you are a
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don't sell yourself short and I am not even a single male
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CJ if you posted head-to-toe shots of yourself pretending to clean house in nothing but your 7" porn shoes, you'd find men giving you fake encouragement to keep posting as well.

At least you know the encouragement you get is genuine.
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CJ if you posted head-to-toe shots of yourself pretending to clean house in nothing but your 7" porn shoes, you'd find men giving you fake encouragement to keep posting as well.

At least you know the encouragement you get is genuine.
Say...when are you gonna post us some more ass shots?

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Post more ass!!!
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Gonzo you know better, I only post partially-bared ass shots for my love Confucy.
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Gonzo you know better, I only post partially-bared ass shots for my love Confucy.
That topic is off limits. I am under a self imposed restraining order not to discuss it. We needs ass shots....since your lame ass wont even record a free ad.
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At least you know the encouragement you get is genuine.
Good point carrie LOL

now i just need some 7" porn shoes and about 40 times the breast size LMAO

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Thus say any woman with an average IQ of 100.
There's one major problem with your math example in Mary's case. With a starting point of 100 you already spotted her 50 right off the bat.
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