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sarettah 04-18-2004 01:00 PM

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and I don't mean the brother either...... :yowsa:

masterp74 04-18-2004 03:24 PM

I was hoping I would win it this week :ph34r:

Winetalk.com 04-18-2004 04:31 PM

I like the Russian language because male and female noun atributes have different ending, so you knoiw right away the sex of the person one is talking about
;-))

yeap, not the sharpest pencil in the tool box
;-))))

cj 04-18-2004 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Apr 18 2004, 03:39 PM
yeap, not the sharpest pencil in the tool box
;-))))

I don't get it though ... Gonzo & Colin both seem to find this woman intelligent and Gonzo has spoken highly of her.

I must be missing something ... or maybe i'm just biased. :biglaugh:

Nickatilynx 04-18-2004 09:41 PM

Quote:

Gonzo & Colin both seem to find this woman intelligent
cj,

Let me try and explain this. It is a strange phenomona that affects ,as you know , even me. ;-))))

Its about numbers....

Lets call it "Nicks Law"

""A woman will have her believed inteligence increased in the minds of men in direct proportion to her sexuals attributes.""

Thus say any woman with an average IQ of 100.

Factor in the fact she laughs at the mans jokes = multiply by 1.05
Bust size = A = 1.12 B= 1.14 C= 1.16 D =1.18
good ass = 1.20
willingness to put out 1.3

;-))))

As you can see as these criterias build up , men find a lot of women very inteligent.

I have indeed met women who are in my mind without a doubt downright geniuses ;-))))))


;-)))))))

Winetalk.com 04-18-2004 10:11 PM

Nick,
I think you know THIS math much better than Colin
;-)))

you left one multiplier though...

if man is single, use another 1.1 multiplier
;-)))

some single man I know are good for 1.2!
;-)))

Nickatilynx 04-18-2004 10:19 PM

ahahahahahahahhaha

very very true.

I did leave that out :)

cj 04-18-2004 10:22 PM

thanks nick ;-(

according to your maths i have an iq of 80

:cryin:

AM Jeff 04-18-2004 10:24 PM

I'll second what Serge said.

Yep..she sure isn't the sharpest pencil in the box.

Nickatilynx 04-18-2004 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Apr 18 2004, 06:30 PM
thanks nick ;-(

according to your maths i have an iq of 80

:cryin:

not a chance , you are a very inteligent woman ;-)))

Hell, according to gonzo you are a
Rhodes Scholar ;-))))

Winetalk.com 04-18-2004 10:35 PM

cj,
don't sell yourself short and I am not even a single male
;-))))

gonzo 04-18-2004 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj+Apr 18 2004, 08:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Apr 18 2004, 08:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Apr 18 2004, 03:39 PM
yeap, not the sharpest pencil in the tool box
;-))))

I don't get it though ... Gonzo & Colin both seem to find this woman intelligent and Gonzo has spoken highly of her.

I must be missing something ... or maybe i'm just biased. :biglaugh:[/b][/quote]
Do not confuse talent with intellect!

I guess me and brother Colin have an eye.


To quote Fletch...

Cheers Colin! :hic: :stout:

Carrie 04-19-2004 12:19 AM

CJ if you posted head-to-toe shots of yourself pretending to clean house in nothing but your 7" porn shoes, you'd find men giving you fake encouragement to keep posting as well.

At least you know the encouragement you get is genuine. :)

gonzo 04-19-2004 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie@Apr 18 2004, 11:27 PM
CJ if you posted head-to-toe shots of yourself pretending to clean house in nothing but your 7" porn shoes, you'd find men giving you fake encouragement to keep posting as well.

At least you know the encouragement you get is genuine. :)

Say...when are you gonna post us some more ass shots?

We love fetish coin....we really do!
Post more ass!!!

Carrie 04-19-2004 12:30 AM

Gonzo you know better, I only post partially-bared ass shots for my love Confucy.

gonzo 04-19-2004 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie@Apr 18 2004, 11:38 PM
Gonzo you know better, I only post partially-bared ass shots for my love Confucy.
That topic is off limits. I am under a self imposed restraining order not to discuss it. We needs ass shots....since your lame ass wont even record a free ad.

cj 04-19-2004 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie@Apr 18 2004, 11:27 PM
CJ if you posted head-to-toe shots of yourself pretending to clean house in nothing but your 7" porn shoes, you'd find men giving you fake encouragement to keep posting as well.

At least you know the encouragement you get is genuine. :)

Good point carrie LOL

now i just need some 7" porn shoes and about 40 times the breast size LMAO

I'll do it only if I get to have sex with JoeE :purpdance:

TheEnforcer 04-19-2004 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj+Apr 18 2004, 11:49 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Apr 18 2004, 11:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Carrie@Apr 18 2004, 11:27 PM
CJ if you posted head-to-toe shots of yourself pretending to clean house in nothing but your 7" porn shoes, you'd find men giving you fake encouragement to keep posting as well.

At least you know the encouragement you get is genuine. :)

Good point carrie LOL

now i just need some 7" porn shoes and about 40 times the breast size LMAO

I'll do it only if I get to have sex with JoeE :purpdance:[/b][/quote]
No need for nude shots in high heels fopr me dear!! All I need is that sultry, sexy, and seductive aussie voice of yours!! :inlove: :wub:

And everybody knows you're a smart woman!! :okthumb:

Hammer 04-19-2004 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 18 2004, 05:49 PM
Thus say any woman with an average IQ of 100.
There's one major problem with your math example in Mary's case. With a starting point of 100 you already spotted her 50 right off the bat.

gonzo 04-19-2004 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Hammer+Apr 19 2004, 08:37 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (The Hammer @ Apr 19 2004, 08:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Apr 18 2004, 05:49 PM
Thus say any woman with an average IQ of 100.
There's one major problem with your math example in Mary's case. With a starting point of 100 you already spotted her 50 right off the bat.[/b][/quote]
Man that was cold.

Vick 04-20-2004 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo+Apr 18 2004, 11:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Apr 18 2004, 11:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Carrie@Apr 18 2004, 11:38 PM
Gonzo you know better, I only post partially-bared ass shots for my love Confucy.
That topic is off limits. I am under a self imposed restraining order not to discuss it. We needs ass shots....since your lame ass wont even record a free ad.[/b][/quote]
It's not pretty, an intoxicated um... person just called to leave an ad

gonzo 04-20-2004 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick+Apr 19 2004, 11:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Apr 19 2004, 11:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -gonzo@Apr 18 2004, 11:40 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Carrie
Quote:

@Apr 18 2004, 11:38 PM
Gonzo you know better, I only post partially-bared ass shots for my love Confucy.


That topic is off limits. I am under a self imposed restraining order not to discuss it. We needs ass shots....since your lame ass wont even record a free ad.

It's not pretty, an intoxicated um... person just called to leave an ad[/b][/quote]
Good! I hope a lote more people call to leave ads. Otherwise Im gonna be up all night making some of my own.


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