Oprano Front Page


Go Back   Oprano Adult Industry Forums > The Business Of Porn - Closed For Posting > Legacy Archived Main Board
Reload this Page Christmas is a scam!
Register All AlbumsBlogs FAQ Calendar

Notices
If your considering copy and pasting your latest drive by spam here because you cant find any other place.

DONT!

Oprano has a ZERO tolerance policy for spam. Yours WILL be deleted. If you are looking for more exposure for your product please contact advertising@oprano.com for more information.

Legacy Archived Main Board Business chat and general industry chat. All participation is welcome. Dont post your fucking spam here.





Check Out YnotMail

The Original Oprano Flat Board (Thanks To Sarettah!)---
Oprano Swag Shop
"History Of Porn Timeline
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-19-2003   #1
BradShaw
Members
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,216
Default
Now that I have married a gentile, I get to see the dark side of Christmas. Seems that all the gentiles are out at the malls, shopping, and boosting the economy. Why cant holidays be about watching football, eating pizza, and spending time with family?

Also, I wish the jews would have waited longer to kill jesus. The timing was poor, since my wedding was just dec. 7. I would have appreciated some time to relax!
BradShaw is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2003   #2
dantheman
Members
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 1,878
Default
stop whinning and get your ass to the mall and buy cutie some presents
__________________
"Never argue with an idiot....he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
dantheman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2003   #3
BradShaw
Members
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,216
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by dantheman@Dec 19 2003, 12:12 PM
stop whinning and get your ass to the mall and buy cutie some presents
I have kidnapped her, and we are spending weekend at the lake. Only thing around there is a super wal-mart. Unfortunatly, she lose her LV wallet at the mall yesterday, and new credit card will not be here until 24th;-(
BradShaw is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2003   #4
Mike AI
Administrator
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 11,618
Default
Who gets married on Peal Harbor day??

Welcome to married life!!
__________________


Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!
Mike AI is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2003   #5
BradShaw
Members
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,216
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by Mike AI@Dec 19 2003, 12:16 PM
Who gets married on Peal Harbor day??

Welcome to married life!!
Sept 11 was already booked.
BradShaw is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2003   #6
Winetalk.com
Prostate Examiner
I quoff fine wine at corkd.com
 
Winetalk.com's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: good 'ole USA
Posts: 21,018
Default
My mother's in law Church doesn't beleive in Xmass...they say it was made up holiday to cover some pagan holiday around that time...

you gotta pick up the RIGHT gentiles, Brad....
;-))))

Long live the "Jews wannabe" Christian Church!
;-))))
Winetalk.com is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2003   #7
Buff
Members
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 1,561
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 19 2003, 02:31 PM
My mother's in law Church doesn't beleive in Xmass...they say it was made up holiday to cover some pagan holiday around that time...

you gotta pick up the RIGHT gentiles, Brad....
;-))))

Long live the "Jews wannabe" Christian Church!
;-))))
Bring back the Pagan holidays, especially the fertility festivals!
__________________
Buff is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2003   #8
kelly
Members
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 12
Default
*grin* - aren't they the best
kelly is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2003   #9
Carrie
Eternal Newbie
Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed
 
Carrie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Inside your monitor
Posts: 2,850
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 19 2003, 03:31 PM
My mother's in law Church doesn't beleive in Xmass...they say it was made up holiday to cover some pagan holiday around that time...
You mean there's actually a church out there telling the TRUTH?????

What's this world coming to?!? :P
__________________
Need a kick-ass design done quickly?
I recommend Sex Creator - they absolutely ROCK.
Carrie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2003   #10
Vick
Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
Vick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Little South of Sanity
Posts: 6,551
Default
Psssss Xmas really is a scam
Jesus was 33.5 when he was crucified in April which would have made the birthdate ..... October

Yes Xmas was done close to the Winter Solstice to appease and blend with the Pagan Holidays and other older religions

Plus ALL religion is superstition, just the same as Mythology
A means to explain what can't be explained
__________________


Pssst Click the Button Above


I once wanted to be a Gynecologist
But I couldn't find an opening
Vick is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2003   #11
Dravyk
Easy Like Sunday Morning
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
Dravyk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly
Posts: 7,628
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by Vick@Dec 19 2003, 10:11 PM
Psssss Xmas really is a scam
Jesus was 33.5 when he was crucified in April which would have made the birthdate ..... October

Yes Xmas was done close to the Winter Solstice to appease and blend with the Pagan Holidays and other older religions

Plus ALL religion is superstition, just the same as Mythology
A means to explain what can't be explained
At least Santa Claus is real.
Dravyk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2003   #12
BradShaw
Members
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,216
Default
I am still looking for the bunny that shits the foiled wrapped chocolate eggs.
BradShaw is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2003   #13
Vick
Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
Vick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Little South of Sanity
Posts: 6,551
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by Dravyk+Dec 19 2003, 11:03 PM-->
QUOTE (Dravyk @ Dec 19 2003, 11:03 PM)
__________________


Pssst Click the Button Above


I once wanted to be a Gynecologist
But I couldn't find an opening
Vick is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2003   #14
Dravyk
Easy Like Sunday Morning
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
Dravyk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly
Posts: 7,628
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by BradShaw@Dec 19 2003, 11:14 PM
I am still looking for the bunny that shits the foiled wrapped chocolate eggs.
I found the taco that shits ice cream ...
Dravyk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #15
carbon
Members
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 18
Default
does it really matter? it gives the economy a boost, so why complain?

for most of it's a matter of tradition, not religion.

rabbit
__________________
RabbitsReviews.com
carbon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #16
kath
Members
 
kath's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: California, USA
Posts: 1,340
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by carbon@Dec 22 2003, 01:45 PM
for most of it's a matter of tradition, not religion.
Exactly.... we used to do the Christmas Eve services at church when I was a kid, and that was a nice "tradition" too... we never decided on a church when we got married but the more I see of "organized religion" the more I doubt I'll ever go back unless it's for a funeral or a wedding. <_<

The holidays really are more about traditions for most people - something that I personally think is more important than anything from any church.
kath is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #17
sarah_webinc
Members
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: American In London
Posts: 966
Default
yeah but the cookies are good
sarah_webinc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #18
sarettah
Stay Out Of The Box
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
sarettah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Lost in the ozone
Posts: 10,318
Default
A prophet in the Jewish tradition, Jesus had little truck with Gentiles ("I was sent to the lost sheep of the house of Israel." Matthew 15:24) On at least one occasion he referred to gentiles as dogs. He saw his mission as helping to bring about the fulfillment of Jewish aspirations-and that mission ended in a grotesque fiasco. He differed from the mainstream of Jewish thinking only in that he believed in loving one's enemies. A radical difference, to be sure, but he would have been appalled by the suggestion of a Gentile religion being founded in his name. He never intended to sponsor a church, let alone an inquisition.

(Tom Robbins...Another Roadside Attraction)
__________________


Free Adult Webcams
sarettah is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #19
aeon
Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 906
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 22 2003, 03:06 PM
A prophet in the Jewish tradition, Jesus had little truck with Gentiles ("I was sent to the lost sheep of the house of Israel." Matthew 15:24) On at least one occasion he referred to gentiles as dogs. He saw his mission as helping to bring about the fulfillment of Jewish aspirations-and that mission ended in a grotesque fiasco. He differed from the mainstream of Jewish thinking only in that he believed in loving one's enemies. A radical difference, to be sure, but he would have been appalled by the suggestion of a Gentile religion being founded in his name. He never intended to sponsor a church, let alone an inquisition.

(Tom Robbins...Another Roadside Attraction)
leaving the dead unburied, defiling Shabbat, etc., etc., etc.,

let tom go on rationalizing...yoshua ben yosef was a worse Jew than me or even serge - shit, he makes woody allen look like a Tzaddikh

best of luck -
aeon
aeon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #20
Winetalk.com
Prostate Examiner
I quoff fine wine at corkd.com
 
Winetalk.com's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: good 'ole USA
Posts: 21,018
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by aeon+Dec 22 2003, 06:16 PM-->
QUOTE (aeon @ Dec 22 2003, 06:16 PM)
Winetalk.com is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #21
aeon
Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 906
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 22 2003, 03:20 PM-->
QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 22 2003, 03:20 PM)
Quote:
Originally posted by -aeon@Dec 22 2003, 06:16 PM
aeon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #22
Winetalk.com
Prostate Examiner
I quoff fine wine at corkd.com
 
Winetalk.com's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: good 'ole USA
Posts: 21,018
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by aeon@Dec 22 2003, 06:21 PM

being a good Jew and being masochistic are two different things

best of luck -
aeon
aeon,
with my circumsized dick,
I didn't need no luck,
everything worked perfect ever since....
;-)))
Winetalk.com is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #23
aeon
Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 906
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 22 2003, 03:23 PM-->
QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 22 2003, 03:23 PM)
aeon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #24
Winetalk.com
Prostate Examiner
I quoff fine wine at corkd.com
 
Winetalk.com's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: good 'ole USA
Posts: 21,018
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by aeon+Dec 22 2003, 06:27 PM-->
QUOTE (aeon @ Dec 22 2003, 06:27 PM)
Quote:
Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Dec 22 2003, 03:23 PM
Winetalk.com is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #25
sarettah
Stay Out Of The Box
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
sarettah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Lost in the ozone
Posts: 10,318
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by aeon+Dec 22 2003, 06:16 PM-->
QUOTE (aeon @ Dec 22 2003, 06:16 PM)
__________________


Free Adult Webcams
sarettah is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #26
aeon
Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 906
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 22 2003, 03:29 PM-->
QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 22 2003, 03:29 PM)
Quote:
Originally posted by -aeon@Dec 22 2003, 06:27 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Dec 22 2003, 03:23 PM
aeon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #27
sarettah
Stay Out Of The Box
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
sarettah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Lost in the ozone
Posts: 10,318
Default
What is a "good jew" compared to a "bad jew" ?

Is a "Good Jew" one who keeps the law completely and utterly while a "bad jew" is one who doesn't ?

Just wondering.....
__________________


Free Adult Webcams
sarettah is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #28
Rolo
Members
 
Rolo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Six Feet Under
Posts: 2,150
Default
I tell myself that I´m an atheist, however when my favorit team has a chance to score the winning goal in the last seconds of a match, then I do pray to God, also when something bad happens, then I do blame the devil.

Maybe I should join a religion, so I have someone or something, which will listen to my prayers and curses
__________________
"Chaos is the law of nature, order is the dream of man."
~Henry B. Adams (Historian) 1838-1918
Rolo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #29
sarettah
Stay Out Of The Box
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
sarettah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Lost in the ozone
Posts: 10,318
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by Rolo@Dec 22 2003, 06:33 PM
I tell myself that I´m an atheist, however when my favorit team has a chance to score the winning goal in the last seconds of a match, then I do pray to God, also when something bad happens, then I do blame the devil.

Maybe I should join a religion, so I have someone or something, which will listen to my prayers and curses
I happen to be starting a new online church if you would like to join.....

even has an affiliate proggy....

__________________


Free Adult Webcams
sarettah is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #30
sarettah
Stay Out Of The Box
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
sarettah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Lost in the ozone
Posts: 10,318
Default
We will listen to allll of your prayers and curses...

even have a messageboard where you can get all of them answered...

and you should see our new store... we sell miracles of all shapes and sizes from the little dime store version of "talking in tongues" to the collossal "production version" of the parting of the red seas....

And, if you need that personal touch we have our live webchat angels 24/7, total redemption guarafuckinteed....

We offer the 3 day free trial (29.99 recurring) or the one month at 19.99 (29.99 recurring) or our lifetime membership pass for just 99.99....

It's converting at 1:30 even though it isn't even open yet....



__________________


Free Adult Webcams
sarettah is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #31
Rolo
Members
 
Rolo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Six Feet Under
Posts: 2,150
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 22 2003, 03:35 PM
I happen to be starting a new online church if you would like to join...
I might be interested, if it does not involve any body modifications, and that I can cancel at any time...

Will there be a trial, so I can test this religion, and see if it works for my prayers?
__________________
"Chaos is the law of nature, order is the dream of man."
~Henry B. Adams (Historian) 1838-1918
Rolo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #32
cj
Members
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Down Under
Posts: 5,202
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by kath@Dec 22 2003, 05:19 PM
The holidays really are more about traditions for most people - something that I personally think is more important than anything from any church.
My family always used to attend midnight church when we were growing up for the 1 hour of carols ... it was fun ... and a tradition every year with my grandparents ...

we hadn't done it for a few years since my sister and i moved out of home & grandparents passed away so we decided to do it the year before last ...

my parents forgot that when we were kids they could smack us when we misbehaved ... my sister and I sang every carol like opera singers & giggled everytime the priest said the world virgin ... my parents left in embarassment laughing so hard they couldn't sing any more carols.

needless to say we killed that tradition
cj is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #33
carbon
Members
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 18
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 22 2003, 03:33 PM
What is a "good jew" compared to a "bad jew" ?

Is a "Good Jew" one who keeps the law completely and utterly while a "bad jew" is one who doesn't ?

Just wondering.....
do you have ANY idea how many laws the jewish religion has? if we use your definition, there'd be only EVIL jews...

rabbit
__________________
RabbitsReviews.com
carbon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #34
jimmyf
Members
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: California
Posts: 249
Default
Christmas is good, my friends bring me food... All kinds of goodies... Home cooked stuff's, got a big package last week, two big tin's of home made cookies.
__________________
Fast-Size for you Pencil dick Webmasters
will work for your surfers also
AdRiches Casino PAYS Webmasters daily
jimmyf is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #35
Hammer
Master of My Domains
 
Hammer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,701
Default
Brad, Christmas celebrates the supposed birthday of Jesus, not his death.
__________________
Porn Site Pros - Custom Website Design, Turnkey Webcam and Pay Sites, SEO, and Consulting
Hammer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #36
aeon
Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 906
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 22 2003, 03:33 PM
What is a "good jew" compared to a "bad jew" ?

Is a "Good Jew" one who keeps the law completely and utterly while a "bad jew" is one who doesn't ?

Just wondering.....
the sad part...even anti-semites have actually read Torah..no one has to keep the law completely..do the Jewish hooked on phonics and then come back and speak....post counts count for jacking up ad rates...nothing else.

Go look up "zonah"...and I'll be hearing from you

best of luck -
aeon
aeon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #37
Winetalk.com
Prostate Examiner
I quoff fine wine at corkd.com
 
Winetalk.com's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: good 'ole USA
Posts: 21,018
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by aeon@Dec 22 2003, 09:23 PM
....post counts count for jacking up ad rates...nothing else.
hmmm...according to MY Jewish religion,
all Jews are obligated to maker lots of money, so they could donate 'em for the restoration of the Temple,
and with skyrocketing costs of construction,
it might take another 2-3 thousands years...

I am just doing my part as a good Jew
;-))))
Winetalk.com is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #38
aeon
Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 906
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 22 2003, 06:40 PM-->
QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 22 2003, 06:40 PM)
aeon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2003   #39
kath
Members
 
kath's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: California, USA
Posts: 1,340
Default
Quote:

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Originally posted by cj+Dec 22 2003, 04:17 PM-->
QUOTE (cj @ Dec 22 2003, 04:17 PM)
kath is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-23-2003   #40
Holly
Members
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Southeast
Posts: 34
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by aeon@Dec 22 2003, 06:27 PM
luck?...remind me to never get drunk around you

hats off btw - at 30 I just wanna kick the hell out of my mohel. It's his damn fault I'm so "white".

best of luck -
aeon
Wow...you learn somethin' new around here everyday.
Holly is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-23-2003   #41
aeon
Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 906
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by Holly@Dec 22 2003, 11:40 PM
Wow...you learn somethin' new around here everyday.
a little bit of knowledge is usually a bad thing...

<_<

best of luck -
aeon
aeon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-23-2003   #42
TeenGodFather
Members
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 623
Default
xmas=food.
I bought a 12kg (24lbs?) ham that I'll make for tomorrow... and shitload of other goodies.
I HATE the presents and stuff unless they're for me, that's why I like birthdays.. anyways, I love the food part. I will hope to gain 25lbs before new years.
__________________
I may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. I really am an idiot.
TeenGodFather is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-24-2003   #43
sarettah
Stay Out Of The Box
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
sarettah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Lost in the ozone
Posts: 10,318
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by aeon@Dec 22 2003, 09:23 PM
the sad part...even anti-semites have actually read Torah..

post counts count for jacking up ad rates...nothing else.


Where do you get antisemite from my question ?

sheez, and who said squat about post counts?
__________________


Free Adult Webcams
sarettah is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-24-2003   #44
OldJeff
Cantankerous Loony
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 468
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by Mike AI@Dec 19 2003, 03:16 PM
Who gets married on Peal Harbor day??

Welcome to married life!!
A couple I met on the first cruise I went on with Aly. (Actually it was the day after, the real one in 1941)

I remember the big sighs we had getting seated with the "OLD Folks" turned out they were 2 of the greatest people to be around, we still keep in touch via email.

That week I learned a lot from those two, they were LIVING life to the fullest, even after 60 years of marrige, it was a great feeling to see them cruising the beach hand in hand
OldJeff is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:59 PM..

Oprano - The Business of Porn - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Evil Empire Inc. 2006-2022