Now that I have married a gentile, I get to see the dark side of Christmas. Seems that all the gentiles are out at the malls, shopping, and boosting the economy. Why cant holidays be about watching football, eating pizza, and spending time with family?

Also, I wish the jews would have waited longer to kill jesus. The timing was poor, since my wedding was just dec. 7. I would have appreciated some time to relax!

stop whinning and get your ass to the mall and buy cutie some presents :)

I have kidnapped her, and we are spending weekend at the lake. Only thing around there is a super wal-mart. Unfortunatly, she lose her LV wallet at the mall yesterday, and new credit card will not be here until 24th;-(

Who gets married on Peal Harbor day??

Welcome to married life!!

Sept 11 was already booked.

My mother's in law Church doesn't beleive in Xmass...they say it was made up holiday to cover some pagan holiday around that time...

you gotta pick up the RIGHT gentiles, Brad....
;-))))

Long live the "Jews wannabe" Christian Church!
;-))))

Bring back the Pagan holidays, especially the fertility festivals!

*grin* - aren't they the best :)

You mean there's actually a church out there telling the TRUTH?????

What's this world coming to?!? :P

Psssss Xmas really is a scam
Jesus was 33.5 when he was crucified in April which would have made the birthdate ..... October

Yes Xmas was done close to the Winter Solstice to appease and blend with the Pagan Holidays and other older religions

Plus ALL religion is superstition, just the same as Mythology
A means to explain what can't be explained

At least Santa Claus is real. :bdance:

I am still looking for the bunny that shits the foiled wrapped chocolate eggs.

At least Santa Claus is real. :bdance:[/b][/quote]
I believe in Father Christmas


I've been Father Christmas :awinky:

I found the taco that shits ice cream ...

http://images.southparkstudios.com/m...704_img_13.jpg

does it really matter? it gives the economy a boost, so why complain?

for most of it's a matter of tradition, not religion.

rabbit

Exactly.... we used to do the Christmas Eve services at church when I was a kid, and that was a nice "tradition" too... we never decided on a church when we got married but the more I see of "organized religion" the more I doubt I'll ever go back unless it's for a funeral or a wedding. <_<

The holidays really are more about traditions for most people - something that I personally think is more important than anything from any church.

:salute:

yeah but the cookies are good

A prophet in the Jewish tradition, Jesus had little truck with Gentiles ("I was sent to the lost sheep of the house of Israel." Matthew 15:24) On at least one occasion he referred to gentiles as dogs. He saw his mission as helping to bring about the fulfillment of Jewish aspirations-and that mission ended in a grotesque fiasco. He differed from the mainstream of Jewish thinking only in that he believed in loving one's enemies. A radical difference, to be sure, but he would have been appalled by the suggestion of a Gentile religion being founded in his name. He never intended to sponsor a church, let alone an inquisition.

(Tom Robbins...Another Roadside Attraction)

leaving the dead unburied, defiling Shabbat, etc., etc., etc.,

let tom go on rationalizing...yoshua ben yosef was a worse Jew than me or even serge - shit, he makes woody allen look like a Tzaddikh :gbounce:

best of luck -
aeon

leaving the dead unburied, defiling Shabbat, etc., etc., etc.,

let tom go on rationalizing...yoshua ben yosef was a worse Jew than me or even serge - shit, he makes woody allen look like a Tzaddikh :gbounce:

best of luck -
aeon[/b][/quote]
hey, talk for yourself, I am the BEST Jew you know...I got circumsized ON MY OWN accord at the age of 32...the rest of the Jewery do it without their input or thought
;-)))

hey, talk for yourself, I am the BEST Jew you know...I got circumsized ON MY OWN accord at the age of 32...the rest of the Jewery do it without their input or thought
;-)))[/b][/quote]
being a good Jew and being masochistic are two different things :D

best of luck -
aeon

aeon,
with my circumsized dick,
I didn't need no luck,
everything worked perfect ever since....
;-)))

aeon,
with my circumsized dick,
I didn't need no luck,
everything worked perfect ever since....
;-)))[/b][/quote]
luck?...remind me to never get drunk around you :blink:

hats off btw - at 30 I just wanna kick the hell out of my mohel. It's his damn fault I'm so "white".

best of luck -
aeon

luck?...remind me to never get drunk around you :blink:

hats off btw - at 30 I just wanna kick the hell out of my mohel. It's his damn fault I'm so "white".

best of luck -
aeon[/b][/quote]
don't worry, if you ever get drunk around me-
all you risk it to pull your dick in public, that's all
;-))))

leaving the dead unburied, defiling Shabbat, etc., etc., etc.,

let tom go on rationalizing...yoshua ben yosef was a worse Jew than me or even serge - shit, he makes woody allen look like a Tzaddikh :gbounce:

best of luck -
aeon[/b][/quote]
Hey, TR didn't say he was a good jew..... :yowsa:


(and jftr TR says his name was "Yeshua ben Miriam" )

don't worry, if you ever get drunk around me-
all you risk it to pull your dick in public, that's all
;-))))[/b][/quote]
that's the reason the Hashem created microscopes... :headwall:

time to immerse myself in capitalism & shop...and prove marx was pissy cause he couldn't get a good job.

best of luck -
aeon

What is a "good jew" compared to a "bad jew" ?

Is a "Good Jew" one who keeps the law completely and utterly while a "bad jew" is one who doesn't ?

Just wondering.....

I tell myself that I´m an atheist, however when my favorit team has a chance to score the winning goal in the last seconds of a match, then I do pray to God, also when something bad happens, then I do blame the devil.

Maybe I should join a religion, so I have someone or something, which will listen to my prayers and curses :blink:

I happen to be starting a new online church if you would like to join.....

even has an affiliate proggy....

:yowsa:

We will listen to allll of your prayers and curses...

even have a messageboard where you can get all of them answered...

and you should see our new store... we sell miracles of all shapes and sizes from the little dime store version of "talking in tongues" to the collossal "production version" of the parting of the red seas....

And, if you need that personal touch we have our live webchat angels 24/7, total redemption guarafuckinteed....

We offer the 3 day free trial (29.99 recurring) or the one month at 19.99 (29.99 recurring) or our lifetime membership pass for just 99.99....

It's converting at 1:30 even though it isn't even open yet....



:yowsa:

I might be interested, if it does not involve any body modifications, and that I can cancel at any time...

Will there be a trial, so I can test this religion, and see if it works for my prayers?

My family always used to attend midnight church when we were growing up for the 1 hour of carols ... it was fun ... and a tradition every year with my grandparents ...

we hadn't done it for a few years since my sister and i moved out of home & grandparents passed away so we decided to do it the year before last ...

my parents forgot that when we were kids they could smack us when we misbehaved ... my sister and I sang every carol like opera singers & giggled everytime the priest said the world virgin ... my parents left in embarassment laughing so hard they couldn't sing any more carols.

needless to say we killed that tradition :rolleyes:

do you have ANY idea how many laws the jewish religion has? if we use your definition, there'd be only EVIL jews...

rabbit

Christmas is good, my friends bring me food... :rokk: All kinds of goodies... Home cooked stuff's, got a big package last week, two big tin's of home made cookies. :bdance:

Brad, Christmas celebrates the supposed birthday of Jesus, not his death.

the sad part...even anti-semites have actually read Torah..no one has to keep the law completely..do the Jewish hooked on phonics and then come back and speak....post counts count for jacking up ad rates...nothing else.

Go look up "zonah"...and I'll be hearing from you :bwave:

best of luck -
aeon

hmmm...according to MY Jewish religion,
all Jews are obligated to maker lots of money, so they could donate 'em for the restoration of the Temple,
and with skyrocketing costs of construction,
it might take another 2-3 thousands years...

I am just doing my part as a good Jew
;-))))

hmmm...according to MY Jewish religion,
all Jews are obligated to maker lots of money, so they could donate 'em for the restoration of the Temple,
and with skyrocketing costs of construction,
it might take another 2-3 thousands years...

I am just doing my part as a good Jew
;-))))[/b][/quote]
keep up with those mitzvo... :cdance:

best of luck -
aeon

My family always used to attend midnight church when we were growing up for the 1 hour of carols ... it was fun ... and a tradition every year with my grandparents ...

we hadn't done it for a few years since my sister and i moved out of home & grandparents passed away so we decided to do it the year before last ...

my parents forgot that when we were kids they could smack us when we misbehaved ... my sister and I sang every carol like opera singers & giggled everytime the priest said the world virgin ... my parents left in embarassment laughing so hard they couldn't sing any more carols.

needless to say we killed that tradition :rolleyes:[/b][/quote]
cj -

Sounds like a great way to buck the tradition.... lol Thinking... it would be fun to go back and get away with the things the parents wouldn't have let us get away with as kids... I'll have to see if my sister is available Christmas Eve. :yowsa:



Last edited by kath at Dec 22 2003, 09:02 PM

Wow...you learn somethin' new around here everyday. :awinky:

a little bit of knowledge is usually a bad thing...

<_<

best of luck -
aeon

xmas=food.
I bought a 12kg (24lbs?) ham that I'll make for tomorrow... and shitload of other goodies.
I HATE the presents and stuff unless they're for me, that's why I like birthdays.. anyways, I love the food part. I will hope to gain 25lbs before new years.

:blink:

Where do you get antisemite from my question ?

sheez, and who said squat about post counts?

A couple I met on the first cruise I went on with Aly. (Actually it was the day after, the real one in 1941)

I remember the big sighs we had getting seated with the "OLD Folks" turned out they were 2 of the greatest people to be around, we still keep in touch via email.

That week I learned a lot from those two, they were LIVING life to the fullest, even after 60 years of marrige, it was a great feeling to see them cruising the beach hand in hand