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Old 12-16-2003   #51
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masmilf.com umm., could be the next big thing h34r:
I'm almost embarassed to admit it since I obviously haven't touched it years, but I own http://www.sexysoccermoms.com/

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I only scored 99. I'm a lame excuse for a degenerate pervert.
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Damn, Ulf - as a couple we didn't even break 200.
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Attn: All of my husbands, please form a line for eyeball licking.
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Wow, 184. And here I thought I was a boy scout all along. Who knew?

... Had to have been that box of eye balls back in '87 ...

Marc, I'm shocked!! Kath, Peaches and Ulfie ... well actually Ulf you surprise me, thought you were a lot sleezier!
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Should I be worried the Ulfie's and Peaches score together is still less than mine? - and they're a married couple
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Now, I have to admit some things I kinda fudged on. For instance, I've had sex on a PRIVATE beach, so I didn't put it down as a public place. Nor did I include a car. And I've had sex which COULD have produced rug burns, but didn't and I've had unprotected sex, but it was on purpose. :P I said "no" to all of these.

And again, being a girl I've never had to pay for drugs or sex.
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Now, I have to admit some things I kinda fudged on. For instance, I've had sex on a PRIVATE beach, so I didn't put it down as a public place. Nor did I include a car. And I've had sex which COULD have produced rug burns, but didn't and I've had unprotected sex, but it was on purpose. :P I said "no" to all of these.

And again, being a girl I've never had to pay for drugs or sex.
This is where I think the test becomes selective perception

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This is where I think the test becomes selective perception

I figure if you're married (and especially if you're divorced) you've paid for sex
Maybe if you're a man.
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Exactly , I once bought a dead male goat and had sex with it when high off my tits on drugs I bought.

So that one act pretty much scored twice peaches entire score!!!

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Exactly , I once bought a dead male goat and had sex with it when high off my tits on drugs I bought.

So that one act pretty much scored twice peaches entire score!!!

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Did you eat it when you were done?

Edit - did the goat sell you the drugs or was the goat part of a package with the drugs? Thinking a yes to either could put you off the scale



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Nick, if the goat was female, would you eat it first?
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Exactly , I once bought a dead male goat and had sex with it when high off my tits on drugs I bought.

So that one act pretty much scored twice peaches entire score!!!

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Had you passed out and then forgotten about it, you might have hit 300! :P
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In response to your questions.... ;-)))

Vick,

My drug dealer at that time was arabic , he did a free goat with each 8ball.
for an oz you got a camel.But they tend to spit. ;-)))

Serge,
I do not discriminate on sex.
I can attest that you can have your goat and eat it. ;-)))

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I have another story regarding that matter ;-))))
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I see if they had mentioned licking goat eyes it would have a bonus round question for some. :P
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Now, how many people do you think answered with complete honesty on the test eh? :P
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