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girlgeek 12-16-2003 01:29 AM

http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/helltest.swf

Score =164

You are a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? :P

slavdogg 12-16-2003 01:41 AM

151

Carrie 12-16-2003 01:52 AM

116
"Above average. You've got a few tricks below the belt."

I'm a PRUDE! :yowsa:

Vick 12-16-2003 01:59 AM

As I hang my head in shame ......

212 - you're going straight to hell


But I had a good time on the way

gonzo 12-16-2003 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by girlgeek@Dec 16 2003, 01:37 AM
http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/helltest.swf

Score =164

You are a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? :P

Your going to hell with me...Jan 4-8th in Vegas.
Better find your asbestos panties!

Kevin2 12-16-2003 03:34 AM

138 I'm enjoying life to the max but lately it doesn't feel like that with all the Visa BS etc :(

Winetalk.com 12-16-2003 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Dec 16 2003, 02:07 AM
As I hang my head in shame ......

212 - you're going straight to hell


But I had a good time on the way

Vick, I am at 205...where did I fail?

was it bestiality? I said no and now I regret it
;-))))

TeenGodFather 12-16-2003 03:45 AM

190 for me. I'm clean as an angel.. or something

OldJeff 12-16-2003 05:42 AM

225 - and that is what happened before 1996 when I cleaned up

Winetalk.com 12-16-2003 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OldJeff@Dec 16 2003, 05:50 AM
225 - and that is what happened before 1996 when I cleaned up
gotta be the "necrophilia" or "drug sales"
;-))

sarettah 12-16-2003 07:48 AM

183..... I join Darci on the day pass........


:unsure:

and I always thought I was one of the nice guys.... Guess that's what I get for thinking....

Peaches 12-16-2003 07:55 AM

Am I taking the same test everyone else is? :unsure:

77

:(

Winetalk.com 12-16-2003 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 16 2003, 08:03 AM
Am I taking the same test everyone else is? :unsure:

77

:(

damn, who could have thought you were a virgin????
;-)))))

Forest 12-16-2003 08:02 AM

i dont even need to take the test

i know im going

:ph34r:

Peaches 12-16-2003 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 16 2003, 09:07 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 16 2003, 09:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Dec 16 2003, 08:03 AM
Am I taking the same test everyone else is? :unsure:

77

:(

damn, who could have thought you were a virgin????
;-)))))[/b][/quote]
A lot of questions I got away with because I'm a girl:

Never had to buy or sell drugs
Never had to buy anything in a sex shop
Never had to get someone drunk to have sex with them
Never had to pay for sex
Never gotten in a bar fight

And amazingly, I've never gotten drunk enough to pass out. :)

Marc De 12-16-2003 08:17 AM

64 - I feel like the most boring individual on Oprano... :)

Winetalk.com 12-16-2003 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 16 2003, 08:13 AM

A lot of questions I got away with because I'm a girl:

Never had to buy or sell drugs
Never had to buy anything in a sex shop
Never had to get someone drunk to have sex with them
Never had to pay for sex
Never gotten in a bar fight

And amazingly, I've never gotten drunk enough to pass out. :)

that's ain't it..
I answered NO also to 1/2 of those...
;-))))

Winetalk.com 12-16-2003 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marc De@Dec 16 2003, 08:25 AM
64 - I feel like the most boring individual on Oprano... :)
...and we were sure back in 97 that you and Toolz were gay lovers...
go figure...
;-))))

Vick 12-16-2003 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 16 2003, 08:30 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 16 2003, 08:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Dec 16 2003, 08:13 AM

A lot of questions I got away with because I'm a girl:

Never had to buy or sell drugs
Never had to buy anything in a sex shop
Never had to get someone drunk to have sex with them
Never had to pay for sex
Never gotten in a bar fight

And amazingly, I've never gotten drunk enough to pass out. :)

that's ain't it..
I answered NO also to 1/2 of those...
;-))))[/b][/quote]
Hmmmmmm
Guess it's how you interpret the questions

I put yes for having paid for sex
Being divorced qualified me he he he

Plus I counted taking a date to (dinner and) drinks for the sole purpose of getting sex as paying for sex

Menace 12-16-2003 08:28 AM

158

did that say lick an eyeball????

I don't get it.

Winetalk.com 12-16-2003 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Menace@Dec 16 2003, 08:36 AM
158

did that say lick an eyeball????

I don't get it.

old Chinese method....I'll show you one day when I am completelly senile and won't care one bit
;-))))

OldJeff 12-16-2003 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 16 2003, 07:32 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 16 2003, 07:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--OldJeff@Dec 16 2003, 05:50 AM
225 - and that is what happened before 1996 when I cleaned up
gotta be the "necrophilia" or "drug sales"
;-))[/b][/quote]
Actually the only no's on that test had to do with, Same Sex, Dead Sex, or Animal Sex.

Hard to imagine, but online Porn help me clean up myself a LOT

I was pretty much a waste of good oxygen for a large part of my life. :blink:

I also forgot, I never licked and eyeball :zoinks:



Last edited by OldJeff at Dec 16 2003, 08:45 AM

29A|Wh()Craes 12-16-2003 08:46 AM

100 - I'm a normal, nice, boring, bastardo.

I wonder if I'd get the same average score on the heaven one (if there is one) and subsequently spend thousands of years in limbo :grrr:

iceicebaby 12-16-2003 08:47 AM

213 - Straight to Hell... shit I have a chair with my name on it waiting for me :hic:

Torone 12-16-2003 08:56 AM

146

I'm enjoying life to the max!

TheEnforcer 12-16-2003 09:33 AM

165

You're a danger to society! Who let you ouy on a day pass?

Toolz 12-16-2003 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 16 2003, 05:31 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 16 2003, 05:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Marc De@Dec 16 2003, 08:25 AM
64 - I feel like the most boring individual on Oprano... :)
...and we were sure back in 97 that you and Toolz were gay lovers...
go figure...
;-))))[/b][/quote]
Always with us being gay, damn Serge, me thinks if this content existed you might pay a pretty penny for it.

Marc De 12-16-2003 09:39 AM

Hey Shawn - I think its wishful thinking. He was hoping we were gay and we would perform for him sometime. Sorry to disappoint you Serge, and how on EARTH would you have thought we were gay? hahaha ;) Do you reall take Toolz as Breathelss?

Toolz 12-16-2003 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marc De@Dec 16 2003, 06:47 AM
Hey Shawn - I think its wishful thinking. He was hoping we were gay and we would perform for him sometime. Sorry to disappoint you Serge, and how on EARTH would you have thought we were gay? hahaha ;) Do you reall take Toolz as Breathelss?
I've got a better chance of making the Bears site and I'm not even hairy enough for that!

Winetalk.com 12-16-2003 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marc De@Dec 16 2003, 09:47 AM
Hey Shawn - I think its wishful thinking. He was hoping we were gay and we would perform for him sometime. Sorry to disappoint you Serge, and how on EARTH would you have thought we were gay? hahaha ;) Do you reall take Toolz as Breathelss?
how?
two young guys, running gay site, giving each other moo-moo eyes and refusing to answer the direct question:
"Are you guys really gays to run such a proggy"?

what we were supposed to think?
that you were just shy with 64 score???
;-)))

that thought was unthinkable in those days,
you were doing way to good for a straight guys
;-)))

Winetalk.com 12-16-2003 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toolz+Dec 16 2003, 09:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Toolz @ Dec 16 2003, 09:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Dec 16 2003, 05:31 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Marc De
Quote:

@Dec 16 2003, 08:25 AM
64 - I feel like the most boring individual on Oprano... :)


...and we were sure back in 97 that you and Toolz were gay lovers...
go figure...
;-))))

Always with us being gay, damn Serge, me thinks if this content existed you might pay a pretty penny for it.[/b][/quote]
naaahhhh...I just was thinking how can I get in a middle....
;-)))))
we, the brokers, are all alike
;-)))

Toolz 12-16-2003 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 16 2003, 06:56 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 16 2003, 06:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Marc De@Dec 16 2003, 09:47 AM
Hey Shawn - I think its wishful thinking. He was hoping we were gay and we would perform for him sometime. Sorry to disappoint you Serge, and how on EARTH would you have thought we were gay? hahaha ;) Do you reall take Toolz as Breathelss?
how?
two young guys, running gay site, giving each other moo-moo eyes and refusing to answer the direct question:
"Are you guys really gays to run such a proggy"?

what we were supposed to think?
that you were just shy with 64 score???
;-)))

that thought was unthinkable in those days,
you were doing way to good for a straight guys
;-)))[/b][/quote]
If it makes you feel better my score was in the 180's lol

Winetalk.com 12-16-2003 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toolz+Dec 16 2003, 10:12 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Toolz @ Dec 16 2003, 10:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Dec 16 2003, 06:56 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Marc De
Quote:

@Dec 16 2003, 09:47 AM
Hey Shawn - I think its wishful thinking. He was hoping we were gay and we would perform for him sometime. Sorry to disappoint you Serge, and how on EARTH would you have thought we were gay? hahaha ;) Do you reall take Toolz as Breathelss?


how?
two young guys, running gay site, giving each other moo-moo eyes and refusing to answer the direct question:
"Are you guys really gays to run such a proggy"?

what we were supposed to think?
that you were just shy with 64 score???
;-)))

that thought was unthinkable in those days,
you were doing way to good for a straight guys
;-)))

If it makes you feel better my score was in the 180's lol[/b][/quote]
I guess you answered YES to eye ball question
;-))))

Bestat 12-16-2003 12:32 PM

Score was 120...was doing great until those damn sex questions! Oh well...was worth it in the long run. Hehehehe

Save me a seat in hell guys!

B)

Fletch XXX 12-16-2003 12:59 PM

Aint no surprise.

235.

'You're going straight to hell.'

as if I didnt know that already.

:rokk:



Last edited by Fletch XXX at Dec 16 2003, 10:07 AM

Winetalk.com 12-16-2003 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX@Dec 16 2003, 01:07 PM
Aint no surprise.

235.

'You're going straight to hell.'

as if I didnt know that already.

:rokk:

this must be definate necrophiliac!
;-)))

Fletch XXX 12-16-2003 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 16 2003, 10:16 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 16 2003, 10:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Fletch XXX@Dec 16 2003, 01:07 PM
Aint no surprise.

235.

'You're going straight to hell.'

as if I didnt know that already.

:rokk:

this must be definate necrophiliac!
;-)))[/b][/quote]
i checked YES, to the beast/necro question.

dead girls in fact turn me on.

one of the few i checked no to, was laughing at someones disability.

odd aint i?

:okthumb:

Fletch XXX 12-16-2003 01:14 PM

the other 'no' was have you ever sold drugs to support a habit.

nope.

there were only a few i said no to.

i have even licked eyeballs.

hahaha

:stout:

Winetalk.com 12-16-2003 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX+Dec 16 2003, 01:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fletch XXX @ Dec 16 2003, 01:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Dec 16 2003, 10:16 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Fletch XXX
Quote:

@Dec 16 2003, 01:07 PM
Aint no surprise.

235.

'You're going straight to hell.'

as if I didnt know that already.

:rokk:


this must be definate necrophiliac!
;-)))

i checked YES, to the beast/necro question.

dead girls in fact turn me on.

one of the few i checked no to, was laughing at someones disability.

odd aint i?

:okthumb:[/b][/quote]
what about dead guys?
;-)))

Fletch XXX 12-16-2003 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 16 2003, 10:35 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 16 2003, 10:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Fletch XXX@Dec 16 2003, 01:18 PM
Quote:

Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Dec 16 2003, 10:16 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Fletch XXX

Quote:

Quote:

@Dec 16 2003, 01:07 PM
Aint no surprise.

235.

'You're going straight to hell.'

as if I didnt know that already.

:rokk:


this must be definate necrophiliac!
;-)))


i checked YES, to the beast/necro question.

dead girls in fact turn me on.

one of the few i checked no to, was laughing at someones disability.

odd aint i?

:okthumb:

what about dead guys?
;-)))[/b][/quote]
ummmm.... no.

when i first got to LA, i heard of girls being paid to play dead for porn shoots, i thought it was the greatest thing.

forgot the studio, but i know they were paying girls to play dead, nude.

fantasy is fantasy right?

:inlove:

DaisyDiaz 12-16-2003 02:07 PM

210 ! yikes I didn't think I was that bad, hehe :cdance:

Buff 12-16-2003 02:11 PM

89

dantheman 12-16-2003 02:12 PM

202

I'm going to lick peaches eyeball in vegas :yowsa:

*KK* 12-16-2003 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Dec 15 2003, 11:07 PM
As I hang my head in shame ......

212 - you're going straight to hell


But I had a good time on the way

Wanna share a cab? ;)

Buff 12-16-2003 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *KK*+Dec 16 2003, 01:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Dec 16 2003, 01:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Dec 15 2003, 11:07 PM
As I hang my head in shame ......

212 - you're going straight to hell


But I had a good time on the way

Wanna share a cab? ;)[/b][/quote]
I'll try to sneak you sinners some water.

Peaches 12-16-2003 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dantheman@Dec 16 2003, 03:20 PM
202

I'm going to lick peaches eyeball in vegas :yowsa:

Maybe I can break 100. :groucho:

Nickatilynx 12-16-2003 02:30 PM

errrr 242.

:devil:

thats calculated at my prime of wickedness. :)

kath 12-16-2003 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 16 2003, 05:03 AM
Am I taking the same test everyone else is? :unsure:

77

:(

Don't worry Peaches... you aren't alone. I got a 66.
"Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else."

Wow - first test to ever come back and call me normal and it had to be THIS one. :rolleyes:

Peaches 12-16-2003 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kath@Dec 16 2003, 03:40 PM
Don't worry Peaches... you aren't alone. I got a 66.
"Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else."

Wow - first test to ever come back and call me normal and it had to be THIS one. :rolleyes:

LOL! Middled Aged Soccer Moms RULE! :rokk:

Nickatilynx 12-16-2003 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 16 2003, 11:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 16 2003, 11:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--kath@Dec 16 2003, 03:40 PM
Don't worry Peaches... you aren't alone. I got a 66.
"Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else."

Wow - first test to ever come back and call me normal and it had to be THIS one. :rolleyes:

LOL! Middled Aged Soccer Moms RULE! :rokk:[/b][/quote]
You two need to get out more ;-))))


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