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OK I am looking for ideas for unique Christmas gifts.
For Katie, and my parents.
Any ideas? Budget of $150 - $200 or so....
I picked up a bunch of old school wooden blocks for my nephews. I used to love them. I think they will enjoy them, and it will stimulate creativity.
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A day at a spa, boxed set of DVDs, movie theater gift certificates, magazine subscriptions, something for their car (DVD player, XM radio), artwork....
find a local struggling artist - atleast it will be unique.
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Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 10 2003, 06:31 PM You think I could get him to do an impressionist rendering of the infamous goatse? That needs to be immortalized in oil.
Good Idea...
I would hang that in my new office ;-))
would definelty keep the wife from bringing people in there.
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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 10 2003, 03:13 PM
Baby booties ,and tell her you want kids (if of course you know she does , but you've been dragging your heels)
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Hahah, Michaels house isn't quite the same as yours, I think he'd be popping them out regularly already
Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 10 2003, 06:51 PM Buy art that was done by child molesters and child killers.
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My suggestion is homemade Snickers Bars. Chocolatiers are among the most well-loved and oversexed professionals in America. To get a piece of this action, just buy a few regular Snickers bars from a vending machine, unwrap them, toast them for about a minute to create the illusion of irregularity, and then put them in a large Ziplock bag. The best thing about this gift is that everyone assumes you really did make them, and is amazed at how closely they resemble real ones.
Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 10 2003, 07:41 PM Most will not straight up offer it, the bleating from the public is strong when they see that kind of thing for sell. But most of the bigger dealers online that sell the creme of the crop whackjobs art have some seriously strange shit they dont put online. And you can pick it up for what I think is fairly cheap, lots of interesting pieces in the 20 to 50$ range. Its been awhile and I dont remember the guys email that I got mine from off hand, if I can find it or remember it, I will icq it to you.
right on, do that.
Not so interested in the child molesters, but murders doing a landscape with daisies would be fucking righteous.
-$50 that is unbelievable, they are getting raped in there, ;-)
must not have good enough agents.
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Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 10 2003, 04:49 PM
Where did I say I thought you were kidding? I have no doubt you have this artwork and I have no doubt as to why, which is why I made my post.
No worries, different strokes for different folks. You may be happy with your Nascar plates and collector spoons, but I want something that moves me. I dont giggle at it, the shit straight gives me the creeps. That such an insignificant looking doodle or sketch, put into the proper context, can turn into a macabre object that will illicit such an ugly response from most people. Most probably just think I got bad taste in art, I dont have the shit in my dining room. If you came into my house, you would think a member of eastern orthodox clergy lived there. This all falls on deaf ears. It will never make sense to you.
Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 10 2003, 07:00 PM
No worries, different strokes for different folks. You may be happy with your Nascar plates and collector spoons, but I want something that moves me. I dont giggle at it, the shit straight gives me the creeps.
Well, you'll be getting a second Bush term as President.
12-10-2003
I have no doubt you have this artwork and I have no doubt as to why, which is why I made my post. 
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