OK I am looking for ideas for unique Christmas gifts.

For Katie, and my parents.

Any ideas? Budget of $150 - $200 or so....


I picked up a bunch of old school wooden blocks for my nephews. I used to love them. I think they will enjoy them, and it will stimulate creativity.

Well, there's always the Jesus Buttplug. :P

A day at a spa, boxed set of DVDs, movie theater gift certificates, magazine subscriptions, something for their car (DVD player, XM radio), artwork....

You could do cheap shots.....

like:

Something like , say,the table cloth from the restaurant that you proposed at.

Something you've made yourself.

Remember some tiny little detail she mentioned once in passing (It shows you are listening)

Baby booties ,and tell her you want kids (if of course you know she does , but you've been dragging your heels)

:-))))

I'm doing art this year mostly.

find a local struggling artist - atleast it will be unique.

R3K

Good one I commissioned a painting from:

Best Drawings

You think I could get him to do an impressionist rendering of the infamous goatse? That needs to be immortalized in oil.

You think I could get him to do an impressionist rendering of the infamous goatse? That needs to be immortalized in oil.[/b][/quote]
I suppose there is no harm in asking LOL

This one always scores big points :okthumb:

Good Idea...

I would hang that in my new office ;-))

would definelty keep the wife from bringing people in there.

Hahah, Michaels house isn't quite the same as yours, I think he'd be popping them out regularly already ;)

Good Idea...

I would hang that in my new office ;-))

would definelty keep the wife from bringing people in there.[/b][/quote]

Buy art that was done by child molesters and child killers. Ex flipped the fuck out when I said some of it was going on the walls, tears and all. There is just something about knowing that poorly drawn dove that sits by the door was done by the same hand that fucked, gutted, and ate young boys. You will be moved.



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Buy art that was done by child molesters and child killers. Ex flipped the fuck out when I said some of it was going on the walls, tears and all. There is just something about knowing that poorly drawn dove that sits by the door was done by the same hand that fucked, gutted, and ate young boys. You will be moved.[/b][/quote]
Just when I thought your posts couldn't get more offensive... <_<

So help me, if you send me another damned macaroni painting of yourself this year, Nick, I'll just kill you! :shooter:

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Labret's the little boy in school who could only get attention by shocking people. Just laugh at him like you did the ones you grew up with. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Most will not straight up offer it, the bleating from the public is strong when they see that kind of thing for sell. But most of the bigger dealers online that sell the creme of the crop whackjobs art have some seriously strange shit they dont put online. And you can pick it up for what I think is fairly cheap, lots of interesting pieces in the 20 to 50$ range. Its been awhile and I dont remember the guys email that I got mine from off hand, if I can find it or remember it, I will icq it to you.

My suggestion is homemade Snickers Bars. Chocolatiers are among the most well-loved and oversexed professionals in America. To get a piece of this action, just buy a few regular Snickers bars from a vending machine, unwrap them, toast them for about a minute to create the illusion of irregularity, and then put them in a large Ziplock bag. The best thing about this gift is that everyone assumes you really did make them, and is amazed at how closely they resemble real ones.

Labret's the little boy in school who could only get attention by shocking people. Just laugh at him like you did the ones you grew up with. :lol: :lol: :lol:[/b][/quote]

Heh, you think I am kidding. I will be back in Detroit in a little over a week, Ill scan some in for you. The shit is fascinating.



Last edited by [Labret] at Dec 10 2003, 04:49 PM

Unique Jewelry ideas for the "younger" wife.......

:okthumb:

right on, do that.

Not so interested in the child molesters, but murders doing a landscape with daisies would be fucking righteous.
-$50 that is unbelievable, they are getting raped in there, ;-)
must not have good enough agents.

Heh, you think I am kidding. I will be back in Detroit in a little over a week, Ill scan some in for you. The shit if fascinating.[/b][/quote]
Where did I say I thought you were kidding? :zoinks: I have no doubt you have this artwork and I have no doubt as to why, which is why I made my post. B)

No worries, different strokes for different folks. You may be happy with your Nascar plates and collector spoons, but I want something that moves me. I dont giggle at it, the shit straight gives me the creeps. That such an insignificant looking doodle or sketch, put into the proper context, can turn into a macabre object that will illicit such an ugly response from most people. Most probably just think I got bad taste in art, I dont have the shit in my dining room. If you came into my house, you would think a member of eastern orthodox clergy lived there. This all falls on deaf ears. It will never make sense to you.

No worries, different strokes for different folks. You may be happy with your Nascar plates and collector spoons, but I want something that moves me. I dont giggle at it, the shit straight gives me the creeps. That such an insignificant looking doodle or sketch, put into the proper context, can turn into a macabre object that will illicit such an ugly response from most people. Most probably just think I got bad taste in art, I dont have the shit in my dining room. If you came into my house, you would think a member of eastern orthodox clergy lived there. This all falls on deaf ears. It will never make sense to you.[/b][/quote]
Yeah, OK.....LOL! :lol:

"LOL" is another reason I am glad terrorists wants to destroy America.

"LOL" is another reason I am glad terrorists wants to destroy America.[/b][/quote]
I have no doubt. :P

CANDLES!!!!

;)

Well, you'll be getting a second Bush term as President.

Ill be gone before the election. I will watch you mildly retarded bastards dig your grave from afar.

No, that's what YOU should give Katie. :moon:

Ill be gone before the election. I will watch you mildly retarded bastards dig your grave from afar.[/b][/quote]
You're 32 and have had the ability to be on your own for at least 14 years. Why has it taken you this long to leave the US? :unsure:

You're 32 and have had the ability to be on your own for at least 14 years. Why has it taken you this long to leave the US? :unsure:[/b][/quote]

I have been waiting for the rahowa, but it never came. So time to go.

I have a feeling that's not the real reason. :P

Ill be gone before the election. I will watch you mildly retarded bastards dig your grave from afar.[/b][/quote]
Labret,moving to where?

Buff is he out of them ?

I thought he got a bunch a while back !