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Old 10-31-2003   #1
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(to the tune of Burn down the mission...Elton John)....

Piano please maestro....

mi mi mi mi..........



You tell me GFY has banned your ass....
Or did Lens just send you to harass.....
Now things are getting desperate in our home....
Living with the rejects of the other adult boards....

Everybody now...
Bring our family down to the riverside...
Look all around to see where the morons hide....
Behind these walls of sense we've kept our peace...
It's time we took the flametorch to our keep...

Burn Down Oprano
If we're gonna stay alive
watch the black smoke fly to heaven
see the red flame light the sky

Burn down Oprano
burn it down to stay alive
It's our only chance of living
Keep the morons all inside

Out on our board, the idiots are out to play
My wife cried when they came to take me away
But what more could I do just to say half calm
then burn burn burn burn down Oprano's walls

Everybody now...
Bring our family down to the riverside...
Look all around to see where the morons hide....
Behind these walls of sense we've kept our peace...
It's time we took the flametorch to our keep...

Burn Down Oprano
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watch the black smoke fly to heaven
see the red flame light the sky

Burn down Oprano
burn it down to stay alive
It's our only chance of living
Keep the morons all inside





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Vick is starting to rub off on people!!

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desperate?

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Fletch is Adopted GFY Family..... not many people in the biz from NOLA!
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oh yeah well how about warm k&b vodka with flat hot diet dr thunder, early in the morning, now thats living.

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oh yeah well how about warm k&b vodka with flat hot diet dr thunder, early in the morning, now thats living.

I don't care if it's Old Tennis Shoe vodka that you put it in, that sounds like SERIOUS alcohol abuse.

The only thing you put vodka in is a glass.
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vodka is best served with a side of vicodin anyhow
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oh yeah well how about warm k&b vodka with flat hot diet dr thunder, early in the morning, now thats living.

KB got his own vodka?
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Great stuff sarettah. Very creative. You need to work on your singing though. That sounded like Bob Dylan singing Elton John ;-)
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I resemble that remark - Nice one sarettah


cherrylula - the word shizzle (or what ever) should never be used in a post that has Audrey Hepburn as the avatar
Holly Golightly would never have used that word



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bullshit.

ive drank mardi gras cups full of vodka. Taaka, Smirnoff, Stoli... all of em. Pour it, ill drink it.

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Audrey Hepburn would never say shizzle

She is/was the embodiment of exquisite beauty, grace and class

I long for the new era when English and language will again be a thing of beauty, refinement and grace

When idea, sentiments and concepts will be expressed with passion, elegance and charm

Not the vulgar guttural styling that have been influenced by screw top 40's
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I long for the new era when English and language will again be a thing of beauty, refinement and grace

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She is/was the embodiment of exquisite beauty, grace and class

I long for the new era when English and language will again be a thing of beauty, refinement and grace

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gutteral styling? have you ever lived in the south?

Playing a drunken whore in Breakfast at Tiffany's doesn't exactly scream class ya know.

But no disrespect to Ms Hepburn, she wasn't exactly a mirror of that character in real life.
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Playing a drunken whore in Breakfast at Tiffany's doesn't exactly scream class ya know.

But no disrespect to Ms Hepburn, she wasn't exactly a mirror of that character in real life.
Have we watched the same movie????

I've watched Breakfast at Tiffany's at least 50 times
Holly Golightly (Eula Mae?) was a girl child/woman looking for something that she didn't even know - is it inside her, is it something she has to find from outside of herself, for that matter what will make her happy and what is she really looking for

the screaming reds, not like the blues

and Fred/George fell in love with her in spite of and because of everything about her, the hidden innocence, the internal strife

Holly Golightly can't even name the cat because she can't give it a decent home

But the party in her apartment is too cool
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I long for the new era when English and language will again be a thing of beauty, refinement and grace

When idea, sentiments and concepts will be expressed with passion, elegance and charm

Not the vulgar guttural styling that have been influenced by screw top 40's
Amen, she has always been my dream woman. The pinnacle of femininity.

I have no idea who you are, but you nailed that shit on the head.
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But what about how she gets drunk and brings home that rich guy she's trying to marry? You don't think Holly was putting out?

You have seen the movie way more than me, I admit, cause I think I have only seen it once.

But having been young and wild myself once, it didn't take me long to see that little quality in her. Not saying I used to be a drunken whore or anything, but its pretty obvious she was trying to marry into money.

And in the end when she fucks up and gets arrested and gets a bad rep, that rich dude dumps her pretty fast. Had that not happened Holly's ending might have been pretty different.

And that looking for something... to be loved for who she is? Not for who she is trying to be.

Fred/George, isn't he a manwhore himself?
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Fred/George is a kept man as he is a writer who hasn't been published in years and has a "patron" - story line has him tossing the patron (and actually working and being published again) when he thinks he is in love with Holly

Holly is trying to marry into money, but is it because she is afraid of love or is it the best resort she sees, a combination of both? Running from herself and a fear of love? Love is an incredible strong emotion and does/can leave one vulnerable

I don't think Holly knows who she is (I think she admits as much or she doesn't know what she wants) and that is part of the internal conflict

Funny thing is I don't consider Breakfast a great movie but enjoy Hepburn's performance and the feel of the movie
60's cocktail parties have an immense appeal and a swinging groove
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Hey any chick that has champagne for breakfast, or before breakfast for that matter is ok in my book.

I mostly dig the big black sunglasses thing. Ive spent many mornings wearing them myself having partied through most of my early twenties.

I'll have to watch that movie again though. I suppose I am trying to find a parallel in the movie with todays world, where "kept" means a little more than cashing someones check.

I think Holly is just a young female coming of age trying to figure things out about life. She seems to be trying to conform to what she thinks society expects of her, like she absolutely must find herself some big wig husband in order to be accepted.

She drinks cause she really is miserable in thinking she is doing the right thing. And she is still finding herself indeed. Hope I'm not too far off the mark here or anything, I have only watched the movie once and thats what I got from it. The ending was pretty cool, poor cat.

Pray hollywood never does a remake of Breakfast at Tiffany's!
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Pray hollywood never does a remake of Breakfast at Tiffany's!
and to that I'll toast you with an early morning Mimosa (big sunglasses optional) in a quaint New Orleans eatery

"She drinks cause she really is miserable in thinking she is doing the right thing" - I'll go for that and it was the in thing to do. Who could resist a swinging 60's lounge party. I spent a few years swilling Martini's trying to capture that essence.

I think the "kept" man was expected to give the keeper sex, it's never showed point blank but inferred to some degree when Holly is peeking in George/Fred's window and his keeper is tucking him into bed and has left $

also read a rumor that "Bennifer" were supposed to star in a remake of Casablanca - I'll commit heinous crimes to prevent that from ever happening

I won't watch the remake of "Sabrina" on general principle and grounds of good taste
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Fucking Eh !!!!!!

You take MY THREAD and turn it in to a discussion of Audrey Hepburn (bless her soul) !!!!!!

dam fucking dam people !!!!! Who do you think you are ????










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I'll use anything as a reason to discuss Audrey Hepburn (where's the wolf icon)


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You thought that was vodka??? hahaha

Thats moonshine, not vodka.

Made me feel like a champion none the less.
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