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Old 10-31-2003   #1
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I need a picture of a fucking hairy and ugly man sitting by the computer. Preferably fat and greasy as well. I'd take a picture of myself, but the key element (hair) is missing. My chest and back are clean as a baby's butt. I'll pay $50 for one pic.

I know, I know.. but what can I do, I have my fetishes... it's not easy to fulfil my needs.
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easy man find a pic of ron jeremy sitting at his desk.
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easy man find a pic of ron jeremy sitting at his desk.
I could, but I also need to license the picture for web-use.. and Ron isn't quite as hairy enough.. damn close though.



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I've got an assortment of ugly pictures of myself, but alas, I'm not fat or hairy.
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I'm not fat or hairy.
Those are the key elements of my special need.
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I think the pic of my ass would do...VERY hairy!
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I should do a reverse auction. Bidding starts at $50, if anyone wants to go lower Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace. I'm in the middle of negotiations with a few of you. Lol.
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TGF, do you REALY have a problem with my ass??????
Yes. I'm not entirely sure your ass will meet my qualifications, you seem awfully skinny.
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me??? skinny????????????????
you gotta be LEGALLY blind!
Well.. compared to what I'm searching, you're practically just skin and bone.
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did Lens ban you?
Nope. I'm just taking a long voluntary vacation.
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I like oprano for a few reasons...

censorship is at a minimum
there is consistency here among the mods
we can say nigger and cunt and not get banned
serge doesnt own a program and have 500 fleas spamming it for him on the board
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serge doesnt own a program
I don't???? WRONG!!!!

I bought this one fair and square...sorry, Joee...

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I thought it's a good time to announce it,
I am sick and tired sitting in the background, but...

TCG is mine, all mine, I own all MORONS on GFY promoting it...

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OHHH, I thought you wanted a FAT guy, if your going with Gonzo he is a freakishly thin waif compared to me!
Ain't that right skinny boy!? LOL
My nickname in the USMC was landscape, they said when i lay down in my cammies I looked like a hill and all the WMs would try and take me LOL

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The hairy aspect is more important than the fat part. I'm 300lbs myself.
I already got a damn promising lead to a hairy as hell guy, but he's skinny, so I'm having an inner battle on what to do.
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I already got a damn promising lead to a hairy as hell guy, but he's skinny, so I'm having an inner battle on what to do.
Only in this industry would such a decision create an "inner battle". :P
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