I need a picture of a fucking hairy and ugly man sitting by the computer. Preferably fat and greasy as well. I'd take a picture of myself, but the key element (hair) is missing. My chest and back are clean as a baby's butt. I'll pay $50 for one pic.

I know, I know.. but what can I do, I have my fetishes... it's not easy to fulfil my needs. :wankit:

easy man find a pic of ron jeremy sitting at his desk.

see gonzo's avatar...................

:yowsa:

I could, but I also need to license the picture for web-use.. and Ron isn't quite as hairy enough.. damn close though.



Last edited by TeenGodFather at Oct 31 2003, 01:00 PM

I've got an assortment of ugly pictures of myself, but alas, I'm not fat or hairy.

Those are the key elements of my special need. :butt:

Those are the key elements of my special need. :butt:[/b][/quote]
Paypal me the $50 webmaster@atlantachatline.com

If you're serious hit me up on ICQ
#218026

If you're serious hit me up on ICQ
#218026[/b][/quote]
Here's my chance to say ....50!

Paypal me the $50 webmaster@atlantachatline.com[/b][/quote]
Oh my - I see another "World's worst job" in photographer Hellpuppy's future. :blink:

Oh my - I see another "World's worst job" in photographer Hellpuppy's future. :blink:[/b][/quote]
That Avatar is about ready for a retread anyhow....Hellpuppy likes shooting challenges!

I think the pic of my ass would do...VERY hairy!
;-)))

I should do a reverse auction. Bidding starts at $50, if anyone wants to go lower Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace. I'm in the middle of negotiations with a few of you. Lol.

TGF, do you REALY have a problem with my ass??????

Yes. I'm not entirely sure your ass will meet my qualifications, you seem awfully skinny.

deja vu...


the new gfy in the making, burn that fucker down!!!

Yes. I'm not entirely sure your ass will meet my qualifications, you seem awfully skinny.[/b][/quote]
me??? skinny????????????????
you gotta be LEGALLY blind!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. :moon:

c'mon, NOBODY who expresses interest in my ass can't be THAT bad!
;-)))

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. :moon:[/b][/quote]
did Lens ban you?

Well.. compared to what I'm searching, you're practically just skin and bone.

Nope. I'm just taking a long voluntary vacation.

Well.. compared to what I'm searching, you're practically just skin and bone.[/b][/quote]
ok, I've got the hint...I'll be eating like Forest tonite at the Russian nite club, Iwanna be a contender!
;-)))

Nope. I'm just taking a long voluntary vacation.[/b][/quote]
god damn! I'd like to hear the reasons if he did.....
;-)))

as I said before-
people who call my ass "skinny" - are GOOD people!
(a bit BLIND, but good)
;-)))

I like oprano for a few reasons...

censorship is at a minimum
there is consistency here among the mods
we can say nigger and cunt and not get banned
serge doesnt own a program and have 500 fleas spamming it for him on the board
and epiccash isnt banned here

xoxoxo

I don't???? WRONG!!!!

I bought this one fair and square...sorry, Joee...

http://sergescash.com

I thought it's a good time to announce it,
I am sick and tired sitting in the background, but...

TCG is mine, all mine, I own all MORONS on GFY promoting it...

http://sergescash.com

what up nigger? :groucho:

I don't???? WRONG!!!!

I bought this one fair and square...sorry, Joee...

http://sergescash.com[/b][/quote]
ahah

what up nigger? :groucho:[/b][/quote]
hey my drunk sexie girl.. long time no chat.. I miss our heated icq chats...

hey my drunk sexie girl.. long time no chat.. I miss our heated icq chats...[/b][/quote]
dude, you were supposed to call me a cunt... :nyanya:

hehe all is good.

dude, you were supposed to call me a cunt... :nyanya:

hehe all is good.[/b][/quote]
glad to hear it...






cunt!
:P

Oprano has mods ??????

:ph34r:

Oprano has mods ??????

:ph34r:[/b][/quote]
scary isnt it?

free speech is hard to come by these days

scary isnt it?

free speech is hard to come by these days[/b][/quote]
it ain't exactly free....we CHARGE for a FREE Speech!
;-)))

it ain't exactly free....we CHARGE for a FREE Speech!
;-)))[/b][/quote]
by line or by day?

is there an unlimited FREE SPEECH plan?

That'll be a nice change.

FREE is recurring!!!!!!!!!!

;-)))

Once I hit 35 it seemed hair started sprouting out of my ears and other unmentionables while calling it quits where I want to keep it.

That'll be a nice change.[/b][/quote]
Cheers Fatpad and TGF

Samhain is upon us.

:hic:

OOps.. sorry.. I thought this thread was about me.....

<_<

He's going to need more than $50 to cover the production costs....

If you're serious hit me up on ICQ
#218026[/b][/quote]
OHHH, I thought you wanted a FAT guy, if your going with Gonzo he is a freakishly thin waif compared to me!
Ain't that right skinny boy!? LOL
My nickname in the USMC was landscape, they said when i lay down in my cammies I looked like a hill and all the WMs would try and take me LOL

spaz



Last edited by spazlabz at Nov 1 2003, 03:19 AM

The hairy aspect is more important than the fat part. I'm 300lbs myself. :)
I already got a damn promising lead to a hairy as hell guy, but he's skinny, so I'm having an inner battle on what to do. :(

Only in this industry would such a decision create an "inner battle". :P

The hairy aspect is more important than the fat part. I'm 300lbs myself. :)
I already got a damn promising lead to a hairy as hell guy, but he's skinny, so I'm having an inner battle on what to do. :([/b][/quote]
Ahh yes, I remember 300lbs fondly, wish I stilled weighed that little, as for haory goes, I used to spend a few hours every couple of weeks getting rid of the chest/back hair. I tried the Nair (I think Carrie mentioned i) but didnt like it. itched like hell for days and it never got all the hair off, and what remained was all frizzy! not a good look, a baluga(sp) whale with the remnants of a fro stuck to it!!

Thats funny on so many levels I couldnt begin to name them all. Let's just say its an accurate statement :)

spaz

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