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Old 09-04-2003   #1
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Kimmy Dear, how do you find the time for all these positions? And you manage to have birthday parties and pose nude as you travel from event to event! I need to take some of those little green pills you are dropping for a quick energy boost.
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Wig = ACH Debit. I don't really see what this has to do with him.



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Kimmy Dear, how do you find the time for all these positions? And you manage to have birthday parties and pose nude as you travel from event to event! I need to take some of those little green pills you are dropping for a quick energy boost.
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Erotic Dialer provides a suite of tools that allow companies and individuals to control their inbound international traffic, receive 100% credit for minutes generated inside the product, and finally control the traffic as it comes out of our international traffic machine.

We encourage all questions and inquiries be directed to Kimmy Kim at kimmykim AT eroticdialer.com. Stop throwing valuable traffic away and e-mail Kimmy to find out how to make the MOST money from your international traffic.
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If your going to beat me to stalking KK

1. Youd better get faster on the news watch
2. Being a bitch to her only makes her meaner.

But then if you want her to drive that strap on with a vengence...then I guess youd better get a whole lot nastier.

Is it true you asked her to go out and buy the Mitnick replica so you can finally get boned by that hacker slong you've been angling for all these years?

Rock on sister!
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Wig in a threesome? Never. Except that time Peaches dined on my wifes snapper and we finished it up with the buffalo penis.



Girl, we need to do that again!
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with the buffalo penis.
sit on lots and lots of ice, works like a charm for me
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Wig in a threesome? Never. Except that time Peaches dined on my wifes snapper and we finished it up with the buffalo penis.



Girl, we need to do that again!
WIG you are a fucking STUD!

Did you guys order a chocolate train for desert?
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Damn, and all this time I thought they over salted my sandwich!
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Damn, and all this time I thought they over salted my sandwich!
Forest must have dropped some by...
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Kimmy Dear, how do you find the time for all these positions? And you manage to have birthday parties and pose nude as you travel from event to event! I need to take some of those little green pills you are dropping for a quick energy boost.
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Kimmy, I will make sure I attend your next multi-tasking seminar.

Any new pictures taken by Dean? Gonzo needs a KK energy fix! Did you notice that he started wearing that furcoat after you do your photo shoot?
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Dean only took the candid shots during the shoot, Oliver did the photos for the ad, fyi.

And unfortunately I don't have time to do seminars, I'm too busy actually doing what I do
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Kimmy, I will make sure I attend your next multi-tasking seminar.

Any new pictures taken by Dean? Gonzo needs a KK energy fix! Did you notice that he started wearing that furcoat after you do your photo shoot?
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Its called parody ...of course I took a pic with the fur coat on AFTER she did.
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Gonzo, I personally think you look DEVINE with that fabulous coat.
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Gonzo and Confucy sitting in a tree...

K - I - S - S - I - N - G
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Gonzo, I personally think you look DEVINE with that fabulous coat.
Hell I guess it looks better than an inmates uniform eh?
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Watch out...Ill get Maisel to give up Valeria andIll tell her your free game.
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Divine.

Pay attention to details confucy, that's the first rule of successful multi-tasking.
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Is that a John Waters joke? :P
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Vick, I didn't think of Waters until after the word divine came to me.

We have a couple of movie theaters in LA which feature the movie, "Pink Flamingos," every month. It definitely is a classic. Didn't Ricki Lake get her start with Waters in "HairSpray?" Sonny Bono was in that movie along with Deborah Harry and Divine.
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Vick, I didn't think of Waters until after the word divine came to me.

We have a couple of movie theaters in LA which feature the movie, "Pink Flamingos," every month. It definitely is a classic. Didn't Ricki Lake get her start with Waters in "HairSpray?" Sonny Bono was in that movie along with Deborah Harry and Divine.
I think thats the word Big Dick Black used to describe Mitnick's ashole in prison....

Thats a fur coat of a different color!
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Vick, I didn't think of Waters until after the word divine came to me.

We have a couple of movie theaters in LA which feature the movie, "Pink Flamingos," every month. It definitely is a classic. Didn't Ricki Lake get her start with Waters in "HairSpray?" Sonny Bono was in that movie along with Deborah Harry and Divine.
Yes and then Rikki Lake was in Cry Baby which included Johnny Depp and Traci Lords

Now that's Divine
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