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confucy 09-04-2003 12:43 PM

Kimmy Dear, how do you find the time for all these positions? And you manage to have birthday parties and pose nude as you travel from event to event! I need to take some of those little green pills you are dropping for a quick energy boost.
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Almighty Colin 09-04-2003 12:46 PM

Wig = ACH Debit. I don't really see what this has to do with him.



Last edited by Colin at Sep 4 2003, 11:55 AM

JR 09-04-2003 01:03 PM

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gonzo 09-04-2003 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by confucy@Sep 4 2003, 08:51 AM
Kimmy Dear, how do you find the time for all these positions? And you manage to have birthday parties and pose nude as you travel from event to event! I need to take some of those little green pills you are dropping for a quick energy boost.
==========================

Erotic Dialer would like to announce the addition of Kimmy Kim to our sales staff. Kimmy Kim has extensive knowledge of traffic management and has a serious finger on the pulse of this industry. With the advanced, yet easy to use international traffic management capabilities that the Erotic dialer product affords, webmasters can harness far more revenue from every click and with Kimmy’s knowledge and experience this product is a sure winner for all involved.

Erotic Dialer provides a suite of tools that allow companies and individuals to control their inbound international traffic, receive 100% credit for minutes generated inside the product, and finally control the traffic as it comes out of our international traffic machine.

We encourage all questions and inquiries be directed to Kimmy Kim at kimmykim AT eroticdialer.com. Stop throwing valuable traffic away and e-mail Kimmy to find out how to make the MOST money from your international traffic.

Confucy--

If your going to beat me to stalking KK

1. Youd better get faster on the news watch
2. Being a bitch to her only makes her meaner.

But then if you want her to drive that strap on with a vengence...then I guess youd better get a whole lot nastier.

Is it true you asked her to go out and buy the Mitnick replica so you can finally get boned by that hacker slong you've been angling for all these years?

Rock on sister!

wig 09-04-2003 02:03 PM

Wig in a threesome? Never. Except that time Peaches dined on my wifes snapper and we finished it up with the buffalo penis. :yowsa:



Girl, we need to do that again! :cdance:

Trev 09-04-2003 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by wig@Sep 4 2003, 07:11 PM
with the buffalo penis. :yowsa:

sit on lots and lots of ice, works like a charm for me :D

gonzo 09-04-2003 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wig@Sep 4 2003, 10:11 AM
Wig in a threesome? Never. Except that time Peaches dined on my wifes snapper and we finished it up with the buffalo penis. :yowsa:



Girl, we need to do that again! :cdance:

WIG you are a fucking STUD!

Did you guys order a chocolate train for desert?

wig 09-04-2003 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by gonzo+Sep 4 2003, 01:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Sep 4 2003, 01:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--wig@Sep 4 2003, 10:11 AM
Wig in a threesome? Never. Except that time Peaches dined on my wifes snapper and we finished it up with the buffalo penis. :yowsa:



Girl, we need to do that again! :cdance:

WIG you are a fucking STUD!

Did you guys order a chocolate train for desert?[/b][/quote]
No, they got me a beer and made me a sandwich instead. [ducking]



Last edited by wig at Sep 4 2003, 01:19 PM

gonzo 09-04-2003 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by wig+Sep 4 2003, 10:18 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (wig @ Sep 4 2003, 10:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -gonzo@Sep 4 2003, 01:15 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--wig
Quote:

@Sep 4 2003, 10:11 AM
Wig in a threesome? Never. Except that time Peaches dined on my wifes snapper and we finished it up with the buffalo penis. :yowsa:



Girl, we need to do that again! :cdance:


WIG you are a fucking STUD!

Did you guys order a chocolate train for desert?

No, they got me a beer and made me a sandwich instead. [ducking][/b][/quote]
Good I hope you didnt skimp on the mayonaise....

wig 09-04-2003 02:31 PM

Damn, and all this time I thought they over salted my sandwich!

Peaches 09-04-2003 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by gonzo+Sep 4 2003, 02:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Sep 4 2003, 02:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--wig@Sep 4 2003, 10:11 AM
Wig in a threesome? Never. Except that time Peaches dined on my wifes snapper and we finished it up with the buffalo penis. :yowsa:



Girl, we need to do that again! :cdance:

WIG you are a fucking STUD!

Did you guys order a chocolate train for desert?[/b][/quote]
No, we planted morning glories. B)

gonzo 09-04-2003 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by wig@Sep 4 2003, 10:39 AM
Damn, and all this time I thought they over salted my sandwich!
Forest must have dropped some by...

gonzo 09-04-2003 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches+Sep 4 2003, 10:43 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Sep 4 2003, 10:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -gonzo@Sep 4 2003, 02:15 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--wig
Quote:

@Sep 4 2003, 10:11 AM
Wig in a threesome? Never. Except that time Peaches dined on my wifes snapper and we finished it up with the buffalo penis. :yowsa:



Girl, we need to do that again! :cdance:


WIG you are a fucking STUD!

Did you guys order a chocolate train for desert?

No, we planted morning glories. B)[/b][/quote]
That damn double donged WIG!

*KK* 09-04-2003 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by confucy@Sep 4 2003, 08:51 AM
Kimmy Dear, how do you find the time for all these positions? And you manage to have birthday parties and pose nude as you travel from event to event! I need to take some of those little green pills you are dropping for a quick energy boost.
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I'm a really good multi-tasker confucy, I don't need any pills :)

confucy 09-05-2003 02:07 PM

Kimmy, I will make sure I attend your next multi-tasking seminar.

Any new pictures taken by Dean? Gonzo needs a KK energy fix! Did you notice that he started wearing that furcoat after you do your photo shoot? :bdance:

*KK* 09-05-2003 03:40 PM

Dean only took the candid shots during the shoot, Oliver did the photos for the ad, fyi.

And unfortunately I don't have time to do seminars, I'm too busy actually doing what I do :)

gonzo 09-05-2003 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by confucy@Sep 5 2003, 10:15 AM
Kimmy, I will make sure I attend your next multi-tasking seminar.

Any new pictures taken by Dean? Gonzo needs a KK energy fix! Did you notice that he started wearing that furcoat after you do your photo shoot? :bdance:

Dos Tip --

Its called parody ...of course I took a pic with the fur coat on AFTER she did.

confucy 09-05-2003 04:38 PM

Gonzo, I personally think you look DEVINE with that fabulous coat. :okthumb:

Hell Puppy 09-05-2003 06:13 PM

Gonzo and Confucy sitting in a tree...

K - I - S - S - I - N - G

gonzo 09-05-2003 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by confucy@Sep 5 2003, 12:46 PM
Gonzo, I personally think you look DEVINE with that fabulous coat. :okthumb:
Hell I guess it looks better than an inmates uniform eh?

gonzo 09-05-2003 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Sep 5 2003, 02:21 PM
Gonzo and Confucy sitting in a tree...

K - I - S - S - I - N - G

Watch out...Ill get Maisel to give up Valeria andIll tell her your free game.

*KK* 09-05-2003 09:45 PM

Divine.

Pay attention to details confucy, that's the first rule of successful multi-tasking.

Vick 09-05-2003 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by confucy@Sep 5 2003, 03:46 PM
Gonzo, I personally think you look DEVINE with that fabulous coat. :okthumb:
Is that a John Waters joke? :P

confucy 09-05-2003 11:42 PM

Vick, I didn't think of Waters until after the word divine came to me.

We have a couple of movie theaters in LA which feature the movie, "Pink Flamingos," every month. It definitely is a classic. Didn't Ricki Lake get her start with Waters in "HairSpray?" Sonny Bono was in that movie along with Deborah Harry and Divine.

gonzo 09-06-2003 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by confucy@Sep 5 2003, 07:50 PM
Vick, I didn't think of Waters until after the word divine came to me.

We have a couple of movie theaters in LA which feature the movie, "Pink Flamingos," every month. It definitely is a classic. Didn't Ricki Lake get her start with Waters in "HairSpray?" Sonny Bono was in that movie along with Deborah Harry and Divine.

I think thats the word Big Dick Black used to describe Mitnick's ashole in prison....

Thats a fur coat of a different color!

Vick 09-07-2003 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by confucy@Sep 5 2003, 10:50 PM
Vick, I didn't think of Waters until after the word divine came to me.

We have a couple of movie theaters in LA which feature the movie, "Pink Flamingos," every month. It definitely is a classic. Didn't Ricki Lake get her start with Waters in "HairSpray?" Sonny Bono was in that movie along with Deborah Harry and Divine.

Yes and then Rikki Lake was in Cry Baby which included Johnny Depp and Traci Lords

Now that's Divine :unsure:
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