Very Sorry to be the one

Vick · 04-15-2003

Torone · 04-15-2003

Awww!

Mike AI · 04-15-2003

HAHAHA That is fucked up!! hahaha

I think Torone hit it with his big rig!!

Peaches · 04-15-2003

Ha! That's not the REAL Easter Bunny! Everyone knows the REAL Easter Bunny is CHOCOLATE!

PornoDoggy · 04-15-2003

Gollllllllllllllll-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! DINNER!!!!!!

Vick · 04-15-2003

The only thing I know for certain is this did NOT happen in Missouri as XXXPhoto is not there getting dinner :P

I'd might have never said that is a certain person didn't send me (roadkill) possum recipes ....

PornoDoggy · 04-15-2003

“I’ve got five pounds of possum in my headlights tonight.

If I can run him over everything will be all right.

We’ll have possum gravy, Oh what a beautiful site.

I’ve got five pounds of possum in my headlights tonight.”

sarah_webinc · 04-15-2003

meanie

Forest · 04-15-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Apr 15 2003, 09:43 AM
HAHAHA That is fucked up!! hahaha

I think Torone hit it with his big rig!!

I thought it was Lee in her mobilehome

Winetalk.com · 04-15-2003

2 weeks ago I ran over the alligator in Everglades....
;-(((

Poor Yorik....

XXXPhoto · 04-15-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Apr 15 2003, 10:15 AM
The only thing I know for certain is this did NOT happen in Missouri as XXXPhoto is not there getting dinner :P

I'd might have never said that is a certain person didn't send me (roadkill) possum recipes ....

Vick...

Of course that isn't my doing, rednecks only hunt large game like deer and cows with automobiles... We sick the dogs on small varmits like the Easter Bunny...

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm busy dyeing all my chickens red, blue, green, purple and orange so I'll have pretty colored eggs for Easter.

Vick · 04-15-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Apr 15 2003, 04:45 PM
but I'm busy dyeing all my chickens red, blue, green, purple and orange so I'll have pretty colored eggs for Easter.

Damn IT!!!! Why didn't I think of that first!
- they would go great with the brown chocolate milk coat ....er I mean cow

kath · 04-15-2003

Anybody catch "Yes, Dear!" on TV last night?

* I'll get you a trash bag so you can pick up the dead squirrel.
* Don't need a bag, I'll just pop him right into the slow cooker.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

Poor little Easter Bunny....but I'm with Peaches, I thought he was chocolate!

Peaches · 04-15-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by kath@Apr 15 2003, 08:02 PM
Poor little Easter Bunny....but I'm with Peaches, I thought he was chocolate!

And just now, I received a spam from "Easter Bunny" with the subject "Your Personalized Chocolates for Easter". Coincidence? I don't THINK so! The Chocolate EB is alive and well and Vick's a bad person for trying to convince us otherwise!

cj · 04-15-2003

Vick you are an evil evil man!!!! next you'll be trying to tell us santa is dead!!

but you can't fool peaches and i like her story better ;-)))))

i wish that fucking bunny would stop wasting its time trying to earn a few bucks with spam, and hurry up with my bloody chocolate!!!!

i have hardly eaten sweet ANYTHING except fruit since before christmas and i promised myself i am allowed to eat whatever the easter bunny brings me as my 4 month reward!!!

and when i'm done with the chocolate, RABBIT STEW for dessert!!

Vick · 04-15-2003

At least I'm not telling you about the year I got the Easter Bunny so drunk (You should have seen him, he was so silly looking putting one ear over one eye so he didn't see double) and then I had to deliver the eggs and goodies

Yeah a few of you probably remember the special baskets from that year

Peaches · 04-15-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Apr 15 2003, 11:12 PM
At least I'm not telling you about the year I got the Easter Bunny so drunk (You should have seen him, he was so silly looking putting one ear over one eye so he didn't see double) and then I had to deliver the eggs and goodies

Yeah a few of you probably remember the special baskets from that year

Hehehe - when my Dad worked for IBM, they always had huge Christmas and Easter parties for the families. We'd all get a gift from Santa, had egg hunts with prizes and $$$ in the eggs from the Easter Bunny, etc. (back in the days when IBM was making big bucks and no one thought it wasn't politically incorrect to have Christmas and Easter parties

).

Many times, Santa and the Easter Bunny smelled strongly of booze and had a bit of a problem with slurring their words.

Vick · 04-15-2003

Just for the record ...... I believe in Father Christmas

04-16-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Apr 15 2003, 09:22 PM
Vick you are an evil evil man!!!! next you'll be trying to tell us santa is dead!!

i thought everyone knew.

cj · 04-16-2003

Vick, I KNEW that egg that year wasn't supposed to be cream filled!!!!

JR, you are going to hell!!

oops, as if that's news LOL

Torone · 04-16-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Apr 15 2003, 12:43 PM
HAHAHA That is fucked up!! hahaha

I think Torone hit it with his big rig!!

Nope! There would only be a stain on the road...

Torone · 04-16-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Apr 15 2003, 12:57 PM
Gollllllllllllllll-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! DINNER!!!!!!

Pd eats at the Roadkill Cafe...

Torone · 04-16-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Apr 15 2003, 09:22 PM
Vick you are an evil evil man!!!! next you'll be trying to tell us santa is dead!!

He's not dead, he's at the crossbar motel...

(write your own joke)

04-16-2003

That's one nasty pic.. Poor bunny, all those eggs wasted.

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cj Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Down Under Posts: 5,202	Vick you are an evil evil man!!!! next you'll be trying to tell us santa is dead!! but you can't fool peaches and i like her story better ;-))))) i wish that fucking bunny would stop wasting its time trying to earn a few bucks with spam, and hurry up with my bloody chocolate!!!! i have hardly eaten sweet ANYTHING except fruit since before christmas and i promised myself i am allowed to eat whatever the easter bunny brings me as my 4 month reward!!! and when i'm done with the chocolate, RABBIT STEW for dessert!!

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cj Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Down Under Posts: 5,202	Vick, I KNEW that egg that year wasn't supposed to be cream filled!!!! JR, you are going to hell!! oops, as if that's news LOL

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