Awww!

HAHAHA That is fucked up!! hahaha


I think Torone hit it with his big rig!!

Ha! That's not the REAL Easter Bunny! Everyone knows the REAL Easter Bunny is CHOCOLATE! :)

Gollllllllllllllll-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! DINNER!!!!!!

The only thing I know for certain is this did NOT happen in Missouri as XXXPhoto is not there getting dinner :P



I'd might have never said that is a certain person didn't send me (roadkill) possum recipes ....

“I’ve got five pounds of possum in my headlights tonight.

If I can run him over everything will be all right.

We’ll have possum gravy, Oh what a beautiful site.

I’ve got five pounds of possum in my headlights tonight.”

meanie

I thought it was Lee in her mobilehome :cryin:

2 weeks ago I ran over the alligator in Everglades....
;-(((

Poor Yorik....

Vick...

Of course that isn't my doing, rednecks only hunt large game like deer and cows with automobiles... We sick the dogs on small varmits like the Easter Bunny...

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm busy dyeing all my chickens red, blue, green, purple and orange so I'll have pretty colored eggs for Easter.

:nyanya:

Damn IT!!!! Why didn't I think of that first!
- they would go great with the brown chocolate milk coat ....er I mean cow

Anybody catch "Yes, Dear!" on TV last night?

* I'll get you a trash bag so you can pick up the dead squirrel.
* Don't need a bag, I'll just pop him right into the slow cooker.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! :blink:

Poor little Easter Bunny....but I'm with Peaches, I thought he was chocolate!

And just now, I received a spam from "Easter Bunny" with the subject "Your Personalized Chocolates for Easter". Coincidence? I don't THINK so! The Chocolate EB is alive and well and Vick's a bad person for trying to convince us otherwise!
:nyanya:

Vick you are an evil evil man!!!! next you'll be trying to tell us santa is dead!!

but you can't fool peaches and i like her story better ;-)))))

i wish that fucking bunny would stop wasting its time trying to earn a few bucks with spam, and hurry up with my bloody chocolate!!!!

i have hardly eaten sweet ANYTHING except fruit since before christmas and i promised myself i am allowed to eat whatever the easter bunny brings me as my 4 month reward!!!

and when i'm done with the chocolate, RABBIT STEW for dessert!!

:lol:

At least I'm not telling you about the year I got the Easter Bunny so drunk (You should have seen him, he was so silly looking putting one ear over one eye so he didn't see double) and then I had to deliver the eggs and goodies


Yeah a few of you probably remember the special baskets from that year :yowsa:

Hehehe - when my Dad worked for IBM, they always had huge Christmas and Easter parties for the families. We'd all get a gift from Santa, had egg hunts with prizes and $$$ in the eggs from the Easter Bunny, etc. (back in the days when IBM was making big bucks and no one thought it wasn't politically incorrect to have Christmas and Easter parties B) ).

Many times, Santa and the Easter Bunny smelled strongly of booze and had a bit of a problem with slurring their words. :awinky:

Just for the record ...... I believe in Father Christmas
http://www.nofatgirls.com/xmas.jpg

i thought everyone knew.

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/santa.gif

Vick, I KNEW that egg that year wasn't supposed to be cream filled!!!!

:biglaugh:

JR, you are going to hell!!


oops, as if that's news LOL

Nope! There would only be a stain on the road... :D

Pd eats at the Roadkill Cafe... :D

He's not dead, he's at the crossbar motel...

(write your own joke)

That's one nasty pic.. Poor bunny, all those eggs wasted. :gbounce: