Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road

Vick · 03-18-2003

Click here to find out why the Chicken Crossed the Road ;-)

With no apologies except to those whom I haven't roasted yet

Peaches · 03-18-2003

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Originally posted by Vick@Mar 19 2003, 12:00 AM
Click here to find out why the Chicken Crossed the Road ;-)

With no apologies except to those whom I haven't roasted yet

You owe me the 4 mouthfuls of wine I almost choked on from laughing. When I thought it couldn't get funnier, it did

I've now bookmarked that into my "bad day file" (a file a websites that make me laugh for when I'm having a bad day). Thank you!

Vick · 03-18-2003

Your welcome

Do the 4 mouthfuls of wine have to come from my mouth?

I'll be playing the lounge here the rest of the week
Please remember to tip your wait staff

Sword · 03-18-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Mar 18 2003, 11:00 PM
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road

Because Mr Milo's dick was stuck in the chicken.

cj · 03-19-2003

Oh wait, it's food, let me make sure my all my fingers are still here.
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huh?! i don't get it ....

Carrie · 03-19-2003

LMAO!!!
Haven't roasted "yet"?
Is that a threat or a promise? :P

Trev · 03-19-2003

ahahahahahaha

I love it

Forest · 03-19-2003

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Originally posted by cj@Mar 18 2003, 11:23 PM
Oh wait, it's food, let me make sure my all my fingers are still here.
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huh?! i don't get it ....

not surprising

cj · 03-19-2003

run along little boy, the adults are talking

Forest · 03-19-2003

cj

Even my models got the joke

guess its an american thing

Vick · 03-19-2003

CJ - I think it was on your parents (or a relatives) restaurant or cooking website - you accidentally sliced one of your fingers in the kitchen one day

XXXPhoto · 03-19-2003

Vick...

Paybacks are hell... (Looking on hard-drive for certain Uncle Sam photos)...

I do not fuck chickens... feather pillows on the other hand...

Edd · 03-19-2003

good stuff Vick! The Buddha copied my answer!!

Vick · 03-19-2003

No one is sacred from the Chicken he he he as new additions will prove

Just a matter of time for roasting

XXXPhoto - the Chicken never said you want to fuck it, just might have a new use for the eggs and then dinner :P and I never fucked the Statue of Liberty - that was Uncle Sam ah ha ha ha

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