Click here to find out why the Chicken Crossed the Road ;-)

With no apologies except to those whom I haven't roasted yet :lol:

You owe me the 4 mouthfuls of wine I almost choked on from laughing. When I thought it couldn't get funnier, it did :yowsa:

I've now bookmarked that into my "bad day file" (a file a websites that make me laugh for when I'm having a bad day). Thank you! :inlove:

Your welcome :D

Do the 4 mouthfuls of wine have to come from my mouth?

I'll be playing the lounge here the rest of the week
Please remember to tip your wait staff

Because Mr Milo's dick was stuck in the chicken.

Oh wait, it's food, let me make sure my all my fingers are still here.
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huh?! i don't get it ....

LMAO!!!
Haven't roasted "yet"?
Is that a threat or a promise? :P

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: ahahahahahaha :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

I love it :rokk:

not surprising

:moon:

run along little boy, the adults are talking

cj

Even my models got the joke

guess its an american thing

CJ - I think it was on your parents (or a relatives) restaurant or cooking website - you accidentally sliced one of your fingers in the kitchen one day

Vick...

Paybacks are hell... (Looking on hard-drive for certain Uncle Sam photos)...

I do not fuck chickens... feather pillows on the other hand... :nyanya:

:biglaugh: good stuff Vick! The Buddha copied my answer!! :awinky:

No one is sacred from the Chicken he he he as new additions will prove

Just a matter of time for roasting

XXXPhoto - the Chicken never said you want to fuck it, just might have a new use for the eggs and then dinner :P and I never fucked the Statue of Liberty - that was Uncle Sam ah ha ha ha