Warning - Do Not Meddle in The Affairs of Dragons

[PornoDoggy]

... for you are crunchy and taste good with catsup.

5,000 posts and that's the best I could come up with.

[Trev]

hahahaha


So you failed to come up with a monumental post to go with the monumental milestone. Congrats on the 5k though

[Red]

Congrats on 5000 PD.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

... for you are crunchy and taste good with catsup.

5,000 posts and that's the best I could come up with.

Took you fucking long enough slow poke......

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

... for you are crunchy and taste good with catsup.

5,000 posts and that's the best I could come up with.

PD...send that one off to TShirtHell! Perhaps it's due to my "not enough coffee" state, but I actually like that line. (Although, if - when you posted it - you muttered "Morgan's probably not fully awake yet and she'll think it's funny" I'm going to pull down on your left testicle really, really hard. Really.)

I would have changed it to "ketchup," though. All my life I've had an almost phobic dislike of the word "catsup." It may have something to do with the fact that my unfortunate father attempted to be funny once and told his young daughter that horseradish was made up out of ground up horses. That sparked a brief but lively confrontation with my mother. I was sobbing in my room, but *did* hear my father shrieking "how in the absolute FUCK could she BELIEVE...." Poor Dad had a rough go of it with me. Anyway, that might explain the "catsup" thing.

I'd better go have more coffee before I explain something else and someone gets hurt.

[PornoDoggy]

I must confess that I told my children that it was short for cat soup ...

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I must confess that I told my children that it was short for cat soup ...

You would have gotten along great with my Dad.

However, I can also picture you both bellied up to the bar, sucking on beers, muttering "how in the hell could the kid have *believed* that?!?!?!? Do you think we can go home yet?"

[Sin]

Actually I love that analogy, its ageless, and true Congrats on 5k!!

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

5,000 posts and that's the best I could come up with.

Well, you choked on that one, didn't ya?

Actually you're so good at choking, the Philadelphia Eagles are calling you for a spot on the team.

Congrats on your millstone, er, milestone, PD!

[PornoDoggy]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Well, you choked on that one, didn't ya?

Actually you're so good at choking, the Philadelphia Eagles are calling you for a spot on the team.

Congrats on your millstone, er, milestone, PD!

When Pithy turns piss-poor ...

On the next Oprah.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

When Pithy turns piss-poor ...

On the next Oprah.

That's Oprahno to you.